Blind Items Revealed #5
February 16, 2017
Commando again for this former cable actor turned movie actor who seems to make most of his money doing commercials. At one such commercial, things got out of hand after a makeup woman finished doing what she needed to be doing. As she backed away, the whole crew had a glimpse of the beast in full. Beneath the pants of course. The problem was that before filming, everyone had to wait for the tent to go down so to speak.
Jon Hamm
What was the makeup person fluffing?
ReplyDeleteIt's a fact, when a guy is relaxed, it just happens. Sex can be the farthest thing from your mind when it starts. But as soon as it gets going, you can't stop it. I used to get those at work every morning when I was younger, and always had to avoid getting up from my desk. So embarrassing.
ReplyDeletesometimes just the presence of an attractive woman can cause I guy to get excited. kind of hilarious, women being talked about being emotional or sappy but a lot of dudes can even keep their dicks soft professionally.
ReplyDeleteI am lucky that my coworkers look like Saruman's army, and I have never suffered boners at work, but I remember when I started dating my lady that the Keops pyramid appeared in my crotch while we were walking on the street, many times unbeknownst to me for an allegedly long (hehehe) time.
ReplyDeleteDammit where is the photo?!
ReplyDeleteThey should have just filmed the commercial. It certainly would have been memorable!
ReplyDeleteGuys are just gross.
ReplyDeleteWhenever I get a random hard on, I'm like "What is it boy? What do you see?"
ReplyDeleteHe's so gross.
ReplyDeleteYes you can stop it and yes it is your responsibility to do so. It's your problem, not everyone else's, thanks.
ReplyDeleteAt least the hypocrisy is out in the open today. Modern women think they are SUPPOSED to call such confidence (bordering on sociopathy) "gross", but one fact will never change: it's that very same quality that women find sexy, and this is why the "bad boy" phenomenon will never go away. Even when a woman settles down with a nice/responsible/respectful/stable guy (emphasis on "settle"), science has shown that literally every month there will be a part of her brain saying "he's not exciting, you can do better!" This is reflected in the fact that women initiate over 70% of divorces. You want one thing, but our current gyno-centric society urges you to lie to yourselves and to your men about what that thing is. And since critical thinking and self-analysis are no longer encouraged, very few women will ever realize this about themselves, and will go on wasting the best years of their lives with men who truly are "gross".
ReplyDeleteYou are completely full of shit. Typical asshole patriarchal response - women are bordering on sociopathy if they're confident? LOL poor baby, does confidence scare you?
ReplyDeleteLOL'ing at the triggered feminazi who wrote that. Enjoy your army of cats in your old age!
ReplyDeleteActually is correct. Women are attracted to bad boy types. It's science.
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