Blind Item #5
Posted by ent lawyer at 7:45 AM
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26 comments:
Minka Kelley/Sean Penn for the A lister and?
And Jesse Williams again??
Could be Minka but doubt it's with Jesse.
It's another round of "Guess-the-Whore" :)
+1 tricia
Boreanz or the Xfile reboot cast
Of course Minka delivers her goods plus the gift that keeps on giving she got from dating Derek Jeter.
I find the condensed writing of Enty hard to parse sometimes, and it can be helpful to expand the blinds a little into more conventional English. Here's my translation...
There's this actor. He's on the TV mostly, but he's successful at it and is considered A- list. The actor comes from a long running network show.
There's also an actress. She used to be A- list on the TV, but fame does not live forever, and she is a solid B lister and fading fast. So sad.
Some people believe the two of them might be having a romance.
But no, this is Hollywood.
The actress doesn't do romance. I mean, where does that get you in the end? Have you priced real estate in the greater LA market?
Instead, our actress is a pro. She will love you for hard cash. But not by the hour. I mean what do you take her for? That would be tawdry and cheap.
Instead, she'll hang with you for a month at a time. Because that's classier. Or something.
But she spent a hot weekend with our actor recently. No she hasn't changed her business model.
Heaven forfend!
It was for old times sake really. They used to spend a lot of time together back when she was an amateur and he was married. She was more a mistress/homewrecker back then. So sweet!
I hope Radnor wasn't paying, loved HIMYM
Fustian is mostly right.
There is a third player in this scenario - Mr. Discount. He is the mostly movie permanent A list actor who gets the weekend rate.
Sean Penn dated Minka Kelly he's the actor.
Jessie Williams and Minka Kelley, who just split up. Sean Penn is the Actor with the special rate.
And Tricia is actually Lisa Ling doing an in-depth documentary on CDaN. She must keep her identity private so she can fit in among us normies. Stop trying to out her and let her do her job.
Ooh. Got my translation wrong. These things are so condensed. There are TWO dudes. Let's try this again:
There's this actor. He's on the TV mostly, but he's successful at it and is considered A- list. The actor comes from a long running network show.
There's also an actress. She used to be A- list on the TV, but fame does not live forever, and she is a solid B lister and fading fast. So sad.
Some people believe the two of them might be having a romance.
But no, this is Hollywood.
The actress doesn't do romance. I mean, where does that get you in the end? Have you priced real estate in the greater LA market?
Instead, our actress is a pro. She will love you for hard cash. But not by the hour. I mean what do you take her for? That would be tawdry and cheap.
Instead, she'll hang with you for a month at a time. Because that's classier. Or something.
But she spent a hot weekend with another actor recently. This guy is mostly a movie actor, but he does the occasional tv show. He is permanently A list at this point.
No she hasn't changed her business model.
Heaven forfend!
It was for old times sake really. They used to spend a lot of time together back when she was an amateur and he was married. She was more a mistress/homewrecker back then. So sweet!
Oh so that’s what “dating” means these days.
@Fustian This is awesome. Many laughing emojis! 😂😂😂
More giggles
Is that my escort in there?!? Is that my escort in there?!?
Well done, Fustian!
minka kelly is a beard on call so to speak for jesse williams since he would rather look like a cheater than be revealed as closeted/gay (thats dumb but your choice, jesse)
but with penn, who is a straight asshole, it was not bearding just f/cking
Fustian, I LOVED your translation.
Well he does kinda have gayface so I'd believe that.
@fustian You need to translate all of the blind items for us! I understand it perfectly now!
Wish you'd do this for all of them. They are hard to follow sometimes.
Fustian - hilarious and accurate - that's what the blinds sound like to me after going through the translator in my brain
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