Blind Item #6
Posted by ent lawyer at 10:15 AM
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33 comments:
Iggy\Luis Fonzi
Iggy azalea and?
Luis Fonzi is currently married to wife #2
Iggy has a weird face...probably hurts her negotiating power
Enty speak translated to English (lemme know if I left out any important details):
There was this dude at a pre-Grammy party. Good singer even though he was born overseas. In fact, he had by far the biggest hit of 2017 although he did sing it with at least one other person.
Also at the party was a "lady". Not born here in the good ol' USA, she is also a singer, but not nearly as successful as our dude. In fact, at this point she's in danger of going down in music history as just another pathetic one-hit wonder. (The shame!)
Apparently the two singers had engaged in a number of private "duets" in the past. You know: bouncy-boucy. Gland to Gland combat. Rumpy-pumpy. Schoodlypooping, if you catch my drift. (wink, wink, nudge, nudge)
Well, the lady apparently felt all of this waka-waka did not come for free. This IS Hollywood after all! That shit comes with strings!
So right there at the party in front of God and everybody (the BIG G, not Weinstein), the lady starts enumerating all of the previous acts of sexual congress she had granted our male singer. Not only was she naming times, she was revealing details!
Worse, as she got deeper into her list, she kept getting louder and louder, each time insisting that she wanted what he had promised her (presumably some path to another hit song or two). By the time she finished, she was shaking with anger.
Remember, she's a singer. She probably had the volume pretty high up there. I bet that shit CARRIED!
But here's the deal. Our dude is MARRIED...
Busted!
He looked in shock. Kind of like he'd just come on Weinstein watering the shrubs.
In the end, he beat such a hasty retreat he left skid marks.
Oopsie!
she is not a singer and she is not in danger of becoming a one hit wonder, she is already a one hit wonder
she hasn't had a hit since she came out with that shitty song "fancy" which came out in 2014...
anyway, this is igloo azalea / luis fonzi
WOAH FUSTIAN!!! Way to kick it up a notch!! I'm loving it!!
Who knew we've needed you all this time.
Yesterday's was good but this one is fantastic! You're providing a needed service and I thank you.
You got me laughing out loud for realz.
If Enty means Iggy he isn't accurate. She had the no. 1 and 2 songs at the same time with Fancy and Problem which hadn't happened since the Beatles. She had at least three multiplatinum songs plus several other single platinum or gold. I don't like her but those are the facts.
Whenever I see/read "One Hit Wonder" my mind falls off the Carly Ray Jepson cliff and then I have the Call Me Maybe earworm ... yep, there it goes...
@fustian...Love, love, love the translations!! You definitely have the flair for it!
Carly Rae is on tour with Katy Perry right now, not sure if they are going to be around for the Grammy's
Iggy needs to go back to Australia.
Not sure of the girl but could the married man be Pharrel Williams? He sang on "Feels" which was a huge hit, he is also a high powered producer who could help a one hit wonder.
"Good singer even though he was born overseas. "
What...😂
Fustian - you should reword all the blinds from now on! Made so much more sense to me!
I nominate you to interpret all of the blinds from this day forward! "Rumpy Pumpy"! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Great job Fustian!
Iggy and Daddy Yankee (the other one in Despacito), just to be different
She wanted that career progression that she was promised and owed. Damn, "pick up" is pretty freakin' easy when you're rich and famous...
Amazing!! This reinterpretation made my day!
@violet, No, not British. I'm stone cold "Murican".
I read a lot and speak English fluently in addition to my native American.
Cheers!
Enty, hire @fustian as your translator. He brings the funny.
@Fustian..... I probably love you or some shit.
Fustian - thank you!
this times a thousand
Also think it's Daddy Yankee. He probally promisses a track or a collaborative, he is more hip hop orientated than Luiz Fonsi.
It doesn't say the guy is foreign born for sure, just the female one hit wonder.
Iggy/Daddy Yankee
I guess enty considers Puerto Rico overseas.
No idea about the girl, so Iggy sounds as likely as anyone else to me.
😂😂😂 great re-write! Been a while since I've heard the phrase rumpy pumpy, so thanks for that too!
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