March 1, 2018
"I should have killed you when I had the chance," were the only words left on a voicemail yesterday to this A- list actress. It sounded like someone distorted the voice using a computer program or autotune. Hmmm, wonder who would have access to an autotune she knows. She did turn it over to the FBI.
Evan Rachel Wood
"I should have killed you when I had the chance," were the only words left on a voicemail yesterday to this A- list actress. It sounded like someone distorted the voice using a computer program or autotune. Hmmm, wonder who would have access to an autotune she knows. She did turn it over to the FBI.
Evan Rachel Wood
The FBI knows exactly what to do with info like this!
ReplyDeleteYeah. Flush it down the drain. They have Russian troll farms to hunt down.
DeleteLol. Fuck Boi Incorporated won’t do shit. They are incompetent tards
DeleteYes, use it as leverage on Marilyn Manson
ReplyDeleteFor whatever that's worth in 2018
You gotta use auto tune for death threats. Only a shrub is gonna leave an out of tune death threat. My guess is that this is Cher. Her use of auto tune was groundbreaking!
ReplyDelete"Do yoooUuuuu belieVEeeee in life after death?"
DeleteI don’t often agree with Geeljire, but this exchange is frickin fabulous.
DeleteHaha
DeleteI remember in middle/high school we would all defend Marilyn Manson as a smart thoughtful guy that was misunderstood by adults because of his music and his way of dressing. It is unfortunate that the adults were right and he seems to be a POS
ReplyDeleteCocaine is a helluva’ drug
DeleteAlways knew he was evil.
DeleteI prefer the old-school method of cutting letters and words out of newspapers and magazines and pasting the threat on a sheet of notebook paper.
ReplyDeleteAn elegant weapon, for a more civilized age.
DeleteYou guys are delicate geniuses. Murder today is too hamfisted. I had 3 producers working on my death threat. I had to sleep with P- diddly so he would produce it. He has a way with autotune though.
DeleteYou guys are killin it today.
DeleteTotally @SaintPat - Bodyguard styles
DeleteIsn't the FBI running way behind on responding to tips about potential killers?
ReplyDeleteI heard that the FBI has put Geek Squad on the case.
ReplyDeleteVoice analysis will start as soon as they're done searching the hard drive for porn.
How is the FBI supposed to run child porn rings without child porn?
DeleteI’m gonna need to read this Geeljire on every blind every day.
DeleteThis is great stuff.
You guys are fuckin' killing me!
ReplyDelete@Geeljire...you almost made me spit out my coffee 😂 thank you.
ReplyDeleteHey! Dumbies!
ReplyDeleteTelephones are so, so easy to track -- even with your auto tune computer equipment.
+60 gorillion on these comments. You guys rule. Enty readers ftw!
ReplyDeleteWas the AutoTune legally purchased?!!
ReplyDeleteDepp needs to stop hanging out with Manson. He's toxic.
ReplyDeleteThis is my boyfriend, Marilyn Manson. I obviously have great judgment and whatever happens to me is 0% caused by my idiotic decisions.
ReplyDeleteIs there anyway to record this as a voicemail greeting? Should cut down on telemarketers and randoms calling.
ReplyDelete@Brayson. Just record a message saying, " Hello this is the office of the Church of Scientology. How can I help you?"
ReplyDeleteNot only will it scare away telemarketers and cold callers in will very probably keep the taxman and the Feds off your back too.
Evan Rachel would, wouldn’t she?
ReplyDeleteShit T-Pain is at it again
ReplyDeleteIf a shitlord and an edgelord had a child it still wouldn't be as retarded as MM.
ReplyDeleteAn overproduced death threat is MM's way of telling her he loves and misses her and wants to get back together...havent u people ever dated an artist?
ReplyDeleteRight?
DeleteRight?
DeleteEvan lives and dies by the attention she gets she's probably planning another speech on how receiving that message made her feel bad about herself so she had another threesome and let them smack her around and her message to young women is love yourself.
ReplyDeleteLol Evan sucks.
MM started out cool but then did too much meth and got mean, as is the usual trajectory.
ReplyDeleteThe FBI oh wow.... MM will be headed to Thailand any day now. I'm sure he's terrified. Quaking in his thigh high boots I say.
ReplyDeleteObvious Luciferians and birds of a feather: Manson, Depp, Wood (a bit of simple research makes it clear). Burton and Brando (was) as well.
People who traffic in darkness,death, destruction and pedo themes are not your friends.... hopefully.
Dude Satanists think MM is a joke, a corporate whore designed to shock gullible mall dwellers. If you think there is anything going on more than $ worship you are a fool. Go and listen to Dissection or Non or something. Satanists don't hide
DeleteI never understood his appeal, and he’s also a terrible actor. Did anyone see him on SOA? He was the WORST.
ReplyDeleteI still think it's edward Norton she's talking about and not MM
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