Thursday, April 05, 2018

Blind Item #9 - Reader Blind Item

Back a few years ago, during a break in tour dates, this permanent A list rocker paid a visit to a third-world Asian country for a week-long motorcycle trip. Upon arrival, he stopped by the local pharmacy to pick up some very specific antibiotics before proceeding to one of the large, fish-bowl massage parlors with dozens of girls behind the glass. Once there, they closed up shop for the day so he could have the place all to himself, and he then proceeded to perform oral sex on all of the prostitutes....one by one.

68 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Tommy Lee

MontanaMarriott said...

ICK NAST, no wonder he's on antibiotics.
Steven Tyler?

Tricia13 said...

And that visual makes me sick.
Maybe Steve Tyler but he’s sober so less of a chance of insanity

Tricia13 said...

Brain bleach time

atoukzug said...

"he then proceeded to perform oral sex on all of the prostitutes"

Compared to some of the other stuff posted here, that's almost normal behavior.

Almost...

MontanaMarriott said...

LMAO @Tricia13
I just can't fathom who would be dumb enough to perform oral sex on random hookers knowing the amount of uhm, things that get inserted in them. YUUUUUUUCKKKKKK

sandybrook said...

How much penicillen did Thailand have at that point in time? He should have bought up every bit of it they had

MJ said...

Shouldn't this blind filed under Kindness Tag?

I mean...how many time these women may experience oral sex on themself while working instead of do it?

atoukzug said...

Have Tommy Lee or Steve Tyler ever been seen on a motorcycle?

Billy Joel?

No Wuckin' Furries said...
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sandybrook said...

Tommy Lee very definitely owns motorcycles.

#TEAMGEELJIRE CLASSIC said...

What the fuck

MontanaMarriott said...

Axl Rose rides bikes
http://mag.gothrider.com/bikers-in-pop-culture/famous-singers-with-motorcycles

Anonymous said...

Screw taking pills. Why didn't the guy just get a shot?

atoukzug said...

Found a list of rockstars that ride.

1. Keith Flint - Prodigy
2. Neil Peart - Rush
3. Johnny Borrell - Razorlight
4. Mike Dirnt - Green Day
5. JJ Burnel - The Stranglers
6. Steven Tyler - Aeorsmith
7. Billy Duffy - The Cult
8. Billy Idol
9. Bruce Springsteen
10. Billy Joel

Probably not complete, but some of the usual suspects show up.

LakeLadyinVA said...

Dave Grohl

Flashy Vic said...

Seafood buffet.

Sd Auntie said...

DLR plays for the same team. LOL. Ladyboys maybe🤣

Terry Teratoma said...

Well...I mean, I hesitate to say anything is GOOD about this since so many of these "parlours" employ underaged girls, not everyone is there willingly, etc...but it's nice to see the famous person doing something like this instead of the violent stuff so many of these blinds mention, so...there's that, anyway...

Anonymous said...

This takes ladies come first to 11

Sd Auntie said...

The stank from those whores is strong! I cannot see Tommy going down on these hookers I'd have to say Eddie van Halen

Someone Else said...

If they were ladyboys this would be an interesting twist and might make more sense on why the customer was the giver instead of the receiver. Hmmmmmmmmm.

Colonel Blake said...

Ewww!! Jesus on bicycle! UGH!!! OMG!!

Sharper Teeth said...

Can you imagine how tired his jaw would be?

No Wuckin' Furries said...
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Unknown said...

To help narrow the list down, we are also apparently looking for a rocker who lacks the sense of smell 🤣. I mean, how else would he be able to do this? Eewwwwwww

Sd Auntie said...

DLR and ladyboys sounds goood.

Dusty Fairy said...

Exactly. GROSS!

Dusty Fairy said...

Lol. Axl isn’t that considerate...

MichiganMama59 said...

Gene Simmons

Chase said...

This has Tommy Lee written all over it.

Chase said...

BTW- Where the fuck is Jerkula when you need him?

Some One said...

Don't bikers in gangs get a special patch if they go down on a prostitute and they "catch" something?

atoukzug said...

"Don't bikers in gangs get a special patch if they go down on a prostitute and they "catch" something?"

Is a penicillin patch a thing?

Lo Key says stop with the censorship already! said...

Oh this should DEFINITELY be a kindness blind.

tinydancer61 said...

There is such a thing as a "dental dam" for these types of instances. I am thinking whoever this is used several. It's all very gross to me, but safety first. The antibiotic was probably to be extra cautious. ick.

NachoCheeseFries said...

Wow there is heavy misogyny on this site. You know hookers are allowed showers right? Or maybe you just think every female with a sex life literally stinks? "Yes pass the carrots Mom, just don't get your stench too near me..."

Unknown said...

*face palm*

Evonne said...

Brett Michaels? He rides. "Renowned rocker and POISON front man Bret Michaels took his show on the road to entertain U.S. troops. Performing some of his chart-topping singles such as "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" and "Somethin' to Believe In", as well as new solo material from his upcoming album "Custom Built", Bret brought good-time rock and roll to military personnel stationed throughout Southwest Asia."

Chug ChooChoo said...

kindness blind

aanjheni said...

Seems like Bret is more of a receiver than a giver, but who knows.

Brayson87 said...

Some like to pay to DATY, still safer than barebacking.

BluePedal said...

Billy Idol

Coconutcrazy said...

+1

Renee 123 said...

Sounds like a kindness blind ��. God bless you sir

Sallysal said...

THIS - he famously loves p*ssy diving

#kindnessblind

Starry-eyed said...

Lol you OBVIOUSLY aren't a Motley Crue fan. Look up the video for Girls, Girls, Girls.

Shawny said...

The blind forgot to mention the Vick’s he put under his nose before performing...

Sd Auntie said...

@ TJ Wells. That's nice that you feel that hookers who spend a lifetime with thousands of penises inside of them should not be referred to as stinky. That's why super gonhereea has sprung up in southeast Asia. Being stinky is one thing, spreading antibiotic resistant VD endangers us all.

texasrose said...

I wonder if he paid extra for the freshly used ones with the creamy bonus inside?

Sd Auntie said...

Lol! Shawn....

Unknown said...

Ughhh I hate to say it but...Bruce Springsteen rides motorcycles constantly and has a song all about how he loves going down on women. He also toured Australia and New Zealand a few times in recent years which puts him in the right part of the world for this.

Rosie riveter said...

Jail?

Rosie riveter said...

Ugh. This is SO GROSS. Barf

Mischief Girl said...

A huge THANK YOU to the reader who wrote this BI. THANK YOU for not writing a novel and getting straight to the point. Much appreciated!

urban chaos said...

Hmmm.. makes you wonder where the reader plays into this story that they know these details.. or did the singer just brag to everyone after the fact??

urban chaos said...

Duh! I meant blind author!

That said, thanks for keeping it short and concise

Boldblonde said...

Just vomited a little in my mouth.

Thot Crimes said...

Billy Idol was kicked out of Thailand. If the hookers were ladyboys, it was probably him.

TC said...

I think Jon Bon Jovi and James Hetfield ride as well

melmanson said...

Kid Rock. Jesse James and he did a special where they rode through Mexico.

Shawni said...

I'm going to say axyl rose. My dj friend saw him at a Hollywood party giving randomn women oral sex in front of a crowd.

Starla Scribe said...

Bob Dylan.

waterlily said...

Someone wants throat cancer.

Hugo Pedersen said...

Look out for an old rocker with Michael Douglas-cancer in a few years.

jessorella said...

Well. Wanting to perform instead of receive is a bit of a turn-up for the books.

Art Griego said...

Well, Aerosmith's album Get Your Wings is named after the term for performing oral sex on a woman who has her period - TRUE FACT

It's Tyler or wacked out Tommy Lee who is also a huge Aerosmith fan and obviously back on hard drugs.

Buddy Bones Smith said...

Ewan McGregor

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