Blind Item #11 - Preface - A Dancing Boy Blind Item
The set up is as follows. My psychiatrist, exasperated after hearing the same stories over and over, finally suggests or really insists that I go public with them, and of course advises me to get a lawyer first (the NDA with the studio, and everything/everything else). So, I do, and she shows up in town from LA with someone else - this, well, okay, Henry Thomas. (It has to do with the secret global elite stuff too.)
It's in prose form here, and is a rough cut, but I'm sharing in part because of what will follow. Imagine what will happen next. That will be filmed actually happening: a real life detox, in other words.
So, at my house in the woods. I get there to find not just her but them both.
“What's he doing here?”
“Making pizza?”
“I knew I was hiring a lawyer. I didn't realize I was hiring a personal chef too.”
“The order is concerned for your safety.”
“Is that the reason for the dog?”
“He has a different job.”
“Let me guess: actor? Here Cujo, here Lassey. Oh wait, I guess he can't hear me.”
“He works in law enforcement. We found the drugs – all of them.”
“They must have been planted. See?” I signed, showing her my arms.
“Now show us your toes.”
“I'd rather not. They're hardly my best feature.”
“That's an order probey,” the other one said.
I sat down on the sofa, and lifted my left foot.
“Will you ever grow up?” she signed, untying my shoe, and taking it off, followed by my sock. They both examined my toes, and in between them.
“Yep,” he said. “I think that's all we need.”
“And you didn't even share this with your shrink.”
“He told you that?”
“No, but you just did.”
“I'm not going back to rehab.”
“You're right. Rehab is coming to you.”
With that, a car pulled into the driveway...
Also to appear in this sequence, hiding in the closet? A certain millennial tv actress, trying to stage a comeback. What is she doing there? It seems there's been some kind of relationship between us (which may or may not lead to something else, but if it does - the one that takes roughly 3/4 of a year to play out, I mean - it may just make it into certain publications). Also there to chain me to a desk so that I finish writing this thing? The Oscar-winning writer/director closely associated with my producer.
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Oh okay Dancing Boy write your book, film your movie, keep going to your shrink and deal with your delusions.
My brain hurts
Did. Not. Attempt. To. Read.
What's everyone having for lunch today? Had the ol' chicken bake myself.
I have just given my solution to this blind in sign language
Let me guess, Gauloise, a loosely clenched fist moving up and down?
@NE are you insiderher?
If Dancing Boy has been telling the truth all along no one will believe him cuz he is incoherent and comes across as a lunatic.
I'll just wait until someone who fits the description a "millennial TV actress trying to stage a comeback" announces a pregnancy.
seriously, does anyone read this niggers shit???....
Ok - these dancing boy blinds are written so badly, I have NO idea what this person is saying. So, I don't care, will be skipping them. Either go to the police or shut the f*ck up.
I'm having chinese takeout for lunch.
I don't give a shit.
I had vegan "chicken" salad with celery sticks and peaches. It's such a great recipe, I might make it next week.
I'm sorry, I have given up on dancing boy blinds. I just can't.
Please stop letting this man write blind items. No one gives a fuck, except for a select few.
I think I'm just going to wait for the movie on this one...
Work ordered pizza for us for lunch. The best tasting pizza is free pizza :p
Nah brick oven lol
I had Caesars salad and watermelon for lunch.
Not together though, cause that's icky.
It was still tastier than this blind.
Oh Ken....no one cares.
DB is starting to remind me of Burroughs:
"To put it country simple earth has a lot of things other folks might want like the whole planet and maybe these folks would like a few changes made like more carbon dioxide in the atmosphere and room for their way of life. We've seen this happen before right in these United States. Your way of life destroyed the Indians' way of life. Gave them reservations didn't you?"
-"The End" (1972) William S. Burroughs
"Written so badly" seems to be the theme when criticizing Dancing Boy. A nice indicator of the kind of empathy that exists for us all out there in the world. Some of you can see it's brilliance, in all it's flaws the character that is emerging before us. These blinds are of course difficult, as difficult as it is to live with this debilitating curse that comes with having been abused. Is his disjointed and dysfunctional prose not only a living, breathing vapor of the current struggle of this one human or a reflection of the angst, apathy and confusion of the reader?
I made Vietnamese spring rolls for my lunch.
I laughed wayyyy too hard at this 😂😂😂
Toaster strudel- I was in a hurry. And 2 clementines.
Akhaldan, nice try, but no: the prose is lame and the narrative is stultifyingly self-absorbed.
If I wanted to read a novel, I’d buy a book.
Dance..sashay away...boy.
Ok, I'll play.
The writer/ director at the end is Bill Condon.
Dancing Boy, I would like to be involved in this project. I think you are a genius. How can I contact you? This could be the biggest movie of all time.
And I went to Cracker Barrel with my mom for lunch. Had the lemon pepper rainbow trout, fruit, and Brussels sprout/ kale salad. It was quite good.
You spelled Lassie wrong.
If I had the time I would program a "Dancing Boy Translation Engine".
@Sara, would you recommend rainbow trout over salmon?
White pizza and a peach
Tiger Woods
I think the only way to get these DB blinds to stop is by not commenting on them. If it is just crickets, maybe they will stop posting them
@Brayson, if Cracker Barrel has salmon, I didn't know. The trout is good, as is the fried catfish. Honestly I don't know if I would want salmon from there, if just because try have so many other good choices. But I do like salmon at other places, and I make it at home.
Also surprisingly good is their chef salad.
@himmmm .... Could be very interesting if someone else wrote the script 😊
" Some of you can see it's brilliance"
Seriously?
Brilliance?
Hungarian goulash and dark bread.
I could write it it, fund it, compose all the music, and act it in it. I do it all. I’m going to get some of my worshipers to outline some ideas for me to work with.
My brain just exploded!
Plot, what is it going to take for me to get in your pants? I could get you so wet....
I bet you are a real pleaser aren’t you?
Ok, I was starting to feel bad for the beatings dancing boy gets but the dude must be a fucking masochist!
Celery and peaches?! You're crazier than Dancing Boy, cheesegrater.
I was too busy for lunch to day, so had to skip it. Hence the lack of my pointless comments on CDaN, haha.
I've come to the conclusion that either DB is not whom he has led us to believe, or his employed "writing" style is an absolute red herring. I've perused a few of his longer posts on various social media sites lately. The individual many of us assume DB to be exhibits a decent mastery of mixing thoughts & letters on those sites. His writing is as coherent and readable as one could assume any graduate of -- say -- SLC may be. For this reason I enjoy reading his blinds. There's a mystery afoot folks. Of this I'm certain.
Hey Diane!
I went to the Outback with my Mom today for lunch and I ordered the coconut shrimp with a ceasar salad and soup. It was pretty good. Mom have broccoli and chicken that she enjoyed.
I have had to stop reading the dancing boy blinds as I can't make much sense out of them, and then, decided that I'm actually not that interested in them. I liked the Himmmmmm blinds but I guess that person left. So, I check on this every now and then to see what's up.
Dancing boy, dancing boy
What are they feeding you?
Dancing boy, dancing boy
It's not your fault.
I came straight to the comments looking for a translation; I'm sad to see there isnt one.
can anyone make any sense of this one?
@Aimless ,
this "Himmmm" is not actually THE Himmmm, just a troll.
DB, you had me at "My psychiatrist, exasperated after hearing the same stories over and over.." LOL
This is where I would tell my shrink, "I'm paying you 10 bazillion dollars an hour. Now, shut the fuck up and listen!"
I enjoy the blinds- well, hate to say enjoy- more like I'm fascinated. If all of this bad stuff happened to you, you have my sympathy and my prayers.
@Aimless Spectator, chill out. This Himmmm is fake,and nobody would hire Geeljire as a sock puppet. There seems to be a method to Dancing Boy 's madness,so I'm in. Why no guesses on the actress? And if Dancing Boy leaves,where do we talk about food? I had chicken and white bean soup homemade,left overs.
I’m so lost
I can't stop focusing on the fact that he typed ALS instead of ASL. The dialogue with be done via Lou Gehrig's disease as opposed to American Sign Language? Little things make me crazy. I couldn't concentrate on the rest.
Wilmar?????
I don't get it.
rainbow trout over salmon?
Um. No.
"I've come to the conclusion that either DB is not whom he has led us to believe"
You don't say.
"this "Himmmm" is not actually THE Himmmm, just a troll."
I different kind of troll, perhaps.
He needs a ghostwriter.
How much is Dancing Boy paying CDAN for his "work" to be published?
I pity his poor editor.
Why can't Dancing Boy be caged at the border?
Wow! You do you, Dancing Boy...
[Sonic mozzarella sticks with marinara sauce & a Route 44 Coke for lunch]
I am gonna say that prick Feldman is dancing boy.
Omg, I think you' could be right! But this site hasn't been kind to him. However I really think dancing boy is a machinist.
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