Saturday, July 07, 2018

Blind Item #7

A certain celebrity CEO has really been upping his stimulant game the past few weeks. Not just coke for him, although that is certainly the drug he enjoys the most and is using the most.

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  1. Didn’t he just come up with some bizarre “plan” to help rescue the Thai soccer team/ boys trapped in the cave

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    1. Probably based on the not excellent film 'The Core'. Just needs to set up his kickstarter....LOL

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  2. Les Moonves? (Big Chuckle)

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  3. Now we know why Amber Heard liked him....besides his money.

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  4. @Gylly

    OMG...I had forgotten about that movie. hahahaha

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    1. One of the 'this is terrible, but I....can't...stop...watching...' films!!

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  5. "not just coke for him".....but..for the thai boys or their rescue teams?

    maybe he'll be going to thailand to drop off his magic tool to save them and get some fresh powder while there?

    jk jk!

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  6. Abusing Ritalin?

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  7. Musk's bizarre rescue plan just really sounds like a bizarre fantasy. I really feel for those innocent children and hope they make it out ASAP.

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  8. Musk should not be using a potential tragedy to drum up publicity.

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    1. He could actually make things worse. And even if he doesn't do that, it's so precarious -- as it is, rescue workers are fainting because of the lack of oxygen, and a fricken Thai equivalent of a Navy SEAL diver drowned during the efforts. This could backfire on Musk if he does one tiny wrong thing and those boys die, nevermind if he does something catastrophic like accidentally force all the water toward them.

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    2. Exactly blue he should stay out of it!

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  9. I want to be a fly on the wall when Elon wakes up one morning and his mommy hands him a certified letter from the Tesla board telling him he's off the island. Forever. His screams will sound like Jim Gaffigan after his wife tells him he's gonna be a daddy---again! Gosh I love that guy.

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  10. I'm trying to think of a 'celebrity ceo' bling that hasn't been Musk.

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  11. Honestly, I think the reason Musk thinks he can help with the rescue is that he truly believes he's so much smarter than everyone else involved and he holds the key to the boys getting out alive.

    Egomaniac he may be, but I hope this time he's right. Time is running out ...

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  12. Or it might be that Musk just wants to help? I know if I had the money and the connections I'd want to help too. Most normal people would.

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  13. Vyvanse and I'm saying Zuckerberg

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  14. Vyvanse is hard to abuse, so I would say adderall and yea, Musk.

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  15. Don't think it's Elon, how about scruffier and scruffier Jack?
    https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1016063173139427329

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  16. If Musk is a helper, where was he a week ago when they could have used him? Is he just gonna fly down there and blow the plan that’s working?

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  17. Vyvanse and Adderall are both prescription drugs. Neither would provide more stimulation than cocaine- trust me on this. The next step up would be meth, and yes, rich people do meth, guys.

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  18. With Musk in Thailand right now, there's no way he'd be caught with drugs. Penalty is death.

    I'll say Jack from Twitter because like the other commenter said, right now he looks like shit. He's been taking a lot of heat lately and rightly so for being a deep state puppet. He's a POS, I hope he goes down.

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