Saturday, August 04, 2018

Blind Item #8

Paris Hilton, who once infamously traded cocaine for "butt sex," has some new competition. This former one season wonder who is not really welcome again in that family tree of shows did the same thing this weekend. The fees for her appearances is now $1000 which still doesn't get her much traction. She is making less than a couple grand each month strictly from her celebrity. She does use it for other things though and seems to be doing OK, but the coke use is turning off potential clients.

47 comments:

  1. Becca/The Bachelorette?

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  2. 1000 for anal is a bargain, jesus christ

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    1. Thank you Geely for the information.

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    2. You need to know the market value of goods and services on the street in my industry

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    3. My God, I LOL at Geeljire. Morning chuckles.

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    4. Also, in Australia where I'm from, sex work is regulated. One of my house mates back in the 90's was a hooker and they got $60 per 30 min. She was stoked when she once got several hundred £ in London and burst in with a shiny face, throwing round the cash saying, "And all I had to do was go down on three women!" I got streetwise during that friendship 🙄

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  3. "Paris Hilton, who once infamously traded cocaine for "butt sex,"


    Am I reading this right? She gave someone coke to have butt sex with her? talk about a bargain!

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    1. Hell ya, I'd even tap that ass for an order of curly fries. That dude got a screamin deal

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  4. @Neal M, its more likely she gave BOOTY sex to someone for coke. Enty likes to play fast and loose with english language!

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  5. I'm pretty sure he means she traded butt sex for coke. When the butt is involved, it's important to clarify these things before the action starts.

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    1. @Cail Yes, when she brings out the strap-on, it highlights the importance of clarifying which butt is to be sexed.

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  6. I also think he might be playing fast and loose with the facts as well.

    This is the only thing on that I can find - " In the second clip, she mimics another unknown woman, saying, "I'm a little black whore. I get fucked in the butt for coke."

    She wasn't confessing, she was denigrating another woman whom she didn't like.

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  7. But what does "butt sex" really mean in this blind? I don't buy it, enty.

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  8. So it was just a joke she was making?

    It reminds me of that time on Howard Stern where Jenny McCarthy said that she doesn't have anal because she gets diarrhea a lot. XD

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  9. A 5 day/4 night NDA chest shitting extravaganza in Dubai should command $20k,industry appropriate airfare, a +1 two girl contingency budget bare minimum.
    See ladies #TeamGeeljire is out there for you too!

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  10. paris hilton also smuggled cocaine via her vagina for joe francis years ago.

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    1. Hopefully is was wrapped well.
      Talk about contact herpes....

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    2. Plus the biggest “suspension of disbelief “/BS on the site of late is that she “only once famously” gave up her ass for sex😉😉😉

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    3. Yeah
      One time before my dhaqan celis, my married friend cheated on her husband with me and I don't know what surprised me more, that she had never done anal or that I believed her.
      Anyway that was just some speculative gossip and fiction

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    4. @tricia if it wasn't wrapped, she'd have been sky high even after landing 🤣

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  11. LOL @ Tricia13.

    It's how she stays skinny, the food just drops out.

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  12. I live in a basement and I'm a virgin, ignore me

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  13. And before you say anal is off limits at least 2/3s of these blinds are predicated on anal sex whether you think so or not
    So there

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  14. How can you have butt sex when you really don't have one?

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    1. Paris has no ass. Just a giant portal leading to her innards

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  15. +1 to Corinne, the "not really welcome again" part is her because of the scandal last summer on BIP

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  16. Paris is so wealthy she would only trade it for coke if she saw it as part of a game or for some fun. She has never been that needy dollarwise.

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  17. I have read and been told that once you take it up your backside you are never the same. The base of the spinal column that connects to the brain is altered in some way and you can never return to your prior mental state.

    As I have witnessed several female friends of mine descend into madness in the years after confessing their anal initiation, I most certainly have never and will never allow it.

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    1. Is this what allegedly happens???

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    2. Given that the spinal cord ends at L4-L5 level of the spine I’m curious how that can happen. But I’m sure you will have a great explanation for that.

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  18. From an occult and mind-control research site:

    'Anal intercourse is a specific Kundalini arousal method. Reference to Gray's Anatomy reveals the existance of an irregular, oval-shaped gland between the rectal wall and the tip of the tailbone, or coccyx, called the "coccygeal body.'' Although the function of this gland is unknown to
    Western physiologists, it is established in Tantra as the "Kundalini gland."

    'Tantric activation of the gland is direct and swift through the dilation of the anal sphincters, with a consequent reflex effect upon the two branches of the autonomic nervous system. These two branches, terminating in the anus and rectum, are the parasympathetic (Ida, or braking influence) and the sympathetic (Pingala, or accelerating influence).

    'Through the paradoxical simultaneous stimulation of both parasympathetic and sympathetic sensations, the human body and soul thus experience both physical and psychic overload.

    'Not only does anal intercourse alter the state of the involuntary nervous system, it reverberates from the nervous system though the spinal column, "short circuiting," so to speak, the sexually impaled's consciousness. The result is a permanent alteration of brainwave patterns to varying degrees, but customarily intensifying the sexual urge forevermore and, in some extreme cases, escalating to anal-obsessive madness.'

    http://www.whale.to/b/sodomy_q.html

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  19. I need an eyeball scrub.

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  20. I guess my question is, will an anal-obsessive madness defense hold up in a court of law?

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  21. Husband tried it on me once, I was like AAHHHHHHH - NNOOOOO ! Anytime that area is explored, feel like I need to excuse myself to go to the lav. Just ain't sexy.

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  22. Dude probably should have just kept the coke.

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  23. Previous mental state. You mean the one that told her to have butt sex for coke even though she is a millionaire?

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  25. @HeatherBee said...
    "I guess my question is, will an anal-obsessive madness defense hold up in a court of law?" Now if we only knew a lawyer around here that could answer that.

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  26. Angelina from Jersey Shore?

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  27. " In the second clip, she mimics another unknown woman, saying, "I'm a little black whore. I get fucked in the butt for coke."

    She wasn't confessing, she was denigrating another woman whom she didn't like."

    Certainly sounds like she was denigrating/mocking Kim Kartrashian there. Probably was around the time of their falling out.

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