Saturday, August 11, 2018

Blind Item #9

It was not that long ago that this former AD cobbled together $850K from a bunch of boosters to pay off a grad student. Why would a grad student get an $850K payout? Well, perhaps it had something to do with the affair she was having with the head coach of the team. A married head coach. A married A+ list head coach.

When the wife of the coach discovered this, she went and had an affair of her own with a personal trainer before going all Angela Bassett minus the flames. She did throw all of the clothes of the coach on the front lawn. He tried to cover all of it up by faking a near death illness before writing a big check to his wife to stay married to him and quit his job for a fresh start which doesn't seem to be working out all that well for them. Apparently it is a good thing there are no drug tests for coaches too. At least back then, it would have been an issue.

20 comments:

J said...

Probably a public college, that Meyer dude. Great use of tax dollars paying for meathead jocks.

stg said...

+1 J

CuriousTex said...

Urban Meyer certainly fits. "Heart condition" was reason he left Florida.

edged1 said...

Jimbo Fisher

yepthatsme said...

Plot for DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES reboot!

Murph said...

This is a blend of Jimbo Fisher and Urban Meyer.

Fluffyisgone said...

Boring..........

Joel Theriot said...

This is Urban Meyers haha. Jimbo is divorced and I haven’t heard any issues at Texas AM with him. Shelly is a real piece of work too. She certainly doesn’t come out of this latest issue as a decent human being. Frak em both. The drug taking is something interesting I’ve never heard. I really hope this comes out in the open

Gator said...

Meyer always gave off the cheating vibe.

Macphisto said...

This is 100% Urban Meyer, no question. Well-known affair with a cheerleader at Florida, currently under investigation at Ohio State.

BarelyAwake said...

Of all the great knowledge among the commenters on this site, pretty much certain fail when it comes to sports related blinds.

Louisville, Rick Pitino. Former AD, left the job are the clues. Meyer’s too bound up for drug use as opposed to “do your best friend’s wife on the restaurant table” Pitino.

LisaR said...

Major Applewhite? Definitely Big 12

Alana said...

So representation as a family man was an Urban legend?

Joel Theriot said...

Pitino is interesting but he didn't quit- he was fired. The Florida AD left his job in 2016 although he's 'emeritus' now haha.

Jeannette said...

It's Urban Liar as we Florida fans unaffectionately call him. He was, and apparently still is, a total piece of crap. He's moved up the ladder by swooping in to a school and using the previous coaches' players to win and then when HIS recruits start maturing, he bolts. His life expectancy is about 5-6 years, and then he's history.

MDAnderson said...

How is it a fail. Pitino was fired in 2017. This blind is clearly talking about how Meyer is on the chopping block at Ohio state and mysteriously quit Florida. The person in the blind is still working. What illness did Pitino fake??? The AD is Jeremy Foley. You want to guess Pitino that is fine but don’t belittle other people’s answers.

#TEAMGEELJIRE CLASSIC said...

Enty is psychic because I was thinking about the lack of NCAA dirt here.
As we all know, Sandusky acted alone and nobody knew.

Unknown said...

Chomp. Chomp.

chillip said...

Not Pitino. Might be Meyer but this may have happened to another SEC coach but I can't pull the name. No other guesses are close.

Genee216 said...

Urban Liar. Chomp chomp asshole

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