Blind Item #7 - Dancing Boy Blind Item
So, coming up, we're going to start doing intro reels for the dancing boy players (3 minutes each, probably, to be on a dancing boy youtube channel). I'll tell you about the Daniel Light one shortly (he's estranged from his father, Rusty Jacobs, and living on the streets of NYC, where he's visited/bullied by his older brother - writing this part for the younger sibling, named after a firearm, in a movie about a family of geniuses; the story ends with Daniel concluding I'm a "sell out," and boarding a bus to LA, armed).
Here though is the one about the first quite possible kid actor (per the m/o of the saga these parts will go predominately to small timers). His first name is the same as a young actor turned adult actor who replaced a now-disgraced actor on a long running TV series (the one with a fractional name). His last name is the same as a now retired former child actor/80s teen idol turned adult actor (of mostly tv/family fare) who I've mentioned as (hopefully) a dancing boy player himself. You'll find this child actor on google images, the 7th row down, end of column.
His introduction takes place in an Arizona trailer park - he's there with his secret mother. Who might she, hopefully, be? Well, she's of course a former child actress herself, and has a memoir coming out. As the bad guys are descending on the place, she's forced to reveal that the boy's secret dad - who he'd been told was a hero/martyr - is actually a washed up deadbeat/drunk. Fortunately, the boy, previously unbeknownst to him, has a secret uncle - the actress's real life brother. He shows up in a nick of time.
Here though is the one about the first quite possible kid actor (per the m/o of the saga these parts will go predominately to small timers). His first name is the same as a young actor turned adult actor who replaced a now-disgraced actor on a long running TV series (the one with a fractional name). His last name is the same as a now retired former child actor/80s teen idol turned adult actor (of mostly tv/family fare) who I've mentioned as (hopefully) a dancing boy player himself. You'll find this child actor on google images, the 7th row down, end of column.
His introduction takes place in an Arizona trailer park - he's there with his secret mother. Who might she, hopefully, be? Well, she's of course a former child actress herself, and has a memoir coming out. As the bad guys are descending on the place, she's forced to reveal that the boy's secret dad - who he'd been told was a hero/martyr - is actually a washed up deadbeat/drunk. Fortunately, the boy, previously unbeknownst to him, has a secret uncle - the actress's real life brother. He shows up in a nick of time.
So it's tuesday, Tacos anyone?
ReplyDeleteLeftover white chili
ReplyDeleteI have chicken and biscuits.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.rainn.org/articles/adult-survivors-child-sexual-abuse
ReplyDeleteThe tinfoil edges of last night's burrito crinkle fractal patterns in my refrigerator.
ReplyDeleteRoast beech sammich.
ReplyDeleteHam and pepperjack sub and onion rings with a ranch dipping sauce.
ReplyDeleteBologna sandwich.
ReplyDeleteFor ONCE i will respond to this blind only to say that the google image thing was total bullshit.
ReplyDeleteAlso, vegetable soup that I made from a dehydrated mix but had to add a LOT of additional stuff to. and brown rice shells in it.
Chili rellenos, chips and salsa and beers for me later.
ReplyDeleteVery good troll,I've got you down to BI #7 now. I'm here, a bit late. But here. My goal for you troll is you post this shit at BI #1 and 5 minutes after it shows up, I troll you with a food topic and you say buh bye for good.
Jimmy John's BLT
ReplyDeleteHome made Tabouli and whatever I can find to go with
ReplyDeleteturkey, mac and cheese and peas. leftovers from last night because im lazy.
ReplyDelete2 nights ago I made a delicious Cajun Chicken and Sausage Pasta dish for my two couchsurfing guests, so yummy leftovers for lunch today.
ReplyDeleteLooks like I get to answer, Ashton Schroeder , we are having Mulligan stew here.
ReplyDeletechicken caeser salad again
ReplyDeleteHam and cheese on French.
ReplyDeleteLeft over chili and cornbread
ReplyDeleteSmoked gouda mac & cheese with grilled chicken and roasted tomatoes.
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ReplyDeleteWhen in Cleveland, drop by Dancing Boy Steak 'n' Shake, the restaurant chain started by CDAN's own Dancing Boy. Try our Molested Lamb Kebabs, so tasty and juicy, get a piece of the T-bone steak with potatoes cultivated near the high school where Dancing Boy heard about some famous alumni he has never even met but who'd definitely find him a great guy. Then get a sip of our world famous vanilla Dancing Boy milkshake, the only milkshake endorsed by Dancing Boy. In between meals, you'll be regaled with trailers to the first teaser to the trailer to the forthcoming Dancing Boy feature film (part one of a planned trilogy) and vote for your favorite aspiring underage actor in the trailers. The winner will be the lead in the first teaser to the trailer to the film (stil part one of a trilogy, unless he changes his mind and plans six films instead).
ReplyDeleteThe Dancing Boy Steak 'n' Shake : Come on and do the Dancing Boy shake!
Shh you can't tell until your ready to sell the story..doesn't matter how many victims got hurt or killed cuz one day this will be worth $$$$$
DeleteIdk why dude said your disliked cuz I don't take this stuff personal but was very funny ..a highlight of my morning
DeleteYou win the internet! Fuck this blind, I have an easier time reading Latin.
DeleteGrilled chicken with guac and veggies.
Subway and Doritos for me and my kid in the hospital. Happy lunchtime, y'all.
ReplyDeleteTaco salad made from last nights dinner is what I have planned. My tomatoes finally all turned red at once, so I made a Ranchero Sauce to go with the chicken enchiladas I made on Sunday. Tonight is going to be Wet Burritos or Chile rellanos with the rest of Ranchero.
ReplyDeleteSorry about your kid, Kim!
ReplyDeleteI had a piece of candy. Sigh.
Spaghetti w/arugula side salad
ReplyDeleteI love the fact EVERYONE ignores the dumb ass dancing blinds and turns it into a what's for lunch post. Kudos guys!
ReplyDeleteBagged lunch. Veggie sammich. Can hardly wait! (Avocados, red onions, salt & pepper... YUM!!)
ReplyDeleteI'm feeling soup.
ReplyDeleteKudos to Angela, that was funny. Your still disliked for good reasons though.
ReplyDeleteIt's not personal ..🤝 No one knows anything about anyone here enough to offend like that ..it's cdan not Facebook
DeleteBtw If you plan on running against Trumpet I'll vote for you
DeleteChicken nuggets
ReplyDeleteDont judge
Veg soup for me. I love soup and stew weather.
ReplyDeleteLol @Angela - love it, that was great.
ReplyDeleteI'm having oatmeal with cinnamon and BUTTER yes I am it's delicious and sweetener because I'm trying to pretend I don't eat sugar what a joke.
it is finally soup weather here, but I think I want a nice loaded baked potato for lunch & maybe soup for dinner.
ReplyDeleteHunter I've cut out as much sugar as I can which basically means juices and soda because pretty much everything else you eat has sugar in it somewhere somehow. And I ain't getting rid of beer or wine.
ReplyDeleteI hate these blinds. Corey Feldman is such a disgusting human being.
ReplyDeleteI had a sugary granola bar and altoids. FML.
ReplyDeleteCold Black Bean burger.
ReplyDelete@sandybrook! Chile rellenos here too, only tossed in a flour tortilla since its leftover from sunday.
ReplyDeleteA nice ice cold Shock Top to accompany this wonderous invention. Home grown chiles too.
Late lunch/dinner, been in jacksonville shopping all day.
Got some ghost pepper infused vermont maple syrup from trader joes, already planning weekend brunch!
Who needs lunch when you can fill up on this total word salad of a post!
ReplyDeleteGeesh.
Vegan Spicy Thai potato and tomato soup.
ReplyDeleteTrying this vegan till supper thing.
Mexican food and cerveza can not go wrong that way LANative!
ReplyDeleteI'm considering making a quiche.
ReplyDeleteDoes no one read the responses? Let DB die alone already.
Rather than chat about food we should just not comment at all.
ReplyDeleteI said while commenting. o.o
This one's too word salady for me to even bother trying.
Fried egg sandwich
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