This A- list celebrity offspring actress who has a new movie that very very recently opened knows about the mutual masturbation sex tape her ex has been showing everyone and is resigned to the fact that one of the friends he shared it with is going to post it online.
Dakota Johnson?
ReplyDeleteReal classy on his part. Hopefully she can pursue some legal action to at least get some payback.
ReplyDeleteThat’s actually a felony under ‘Revenge Porn’ laws, I know men have gone to jail for it here in Cali formia
ReplyDeleteIs the tape entitled "Fifty Shades of Grey"? Because if so I've heard it's dull and nobody will want to see it again.
ReplyDeleteThe dude involved is a galactic ass, whoever he is.
ReplyDeleteI'm always surprised that people let themselves be filmed having sex. Extreme vuknerability and exposure, extremely permanent. Where's ray donovan when you need him?
ReplyDeleteShe needs to quick like a bunny contact PMK for tips on how to leverage this should it become a most unfortunate leak.
ReplyDelete@Amartel actually for galactic asses please see the Kardashian post :)
ReplyDeletebut seriously he does sound like a PoS & she should dump/file charges against that galactic ass
@Amartel Weak ass backpedaling on the second comment. It takes one galactic ass to know one.
ReplyDeleteIf this is Dakota Johnson, we should start a nationwide campaign to find her a decent man--one that isn't married and impregnating his wife every year, that will be seen with her in public, and isn't gay. (Mutual masturbation? Is that beard thing?) The woman is rich beautiful and talented. It can't be too hard.
Both things can be true!
DeleteWhat will annoy her most?
ReplyDeleteThe fact that some shitgibbon wankstain is going to release a sex tape of her or that nobody will particularly want to see it?
@Lonely Bastard It's easy to see why you are both. STFU You are out of the running in our Love for Dakota search.
ReplyDeleteGodammit!1 I was this close too.
ReplyDelete+1 Tricia
ReplyDeleteLong time Lurker, first time posting, subscribed to Enty’s Podcast! Hi everyone! *Shyly steps back into my corner*
Hi Minnie...im mostly a lurker occasional commenter. There are some darn nice people on this site:-)
DeleteHi Minnie Mouse and Alleykat!
DeleteHi Alleykat & Tricia!! Nice to meet y’all!
DeleteWelcome @Minnie Mouse!
ReplyDeleteThank you, Ophelia!!
DeleteHi, Minnie!
ReplyDeleteDo you know why Mickey left Minnie Mouse?
Hello!! Oh my, I cannot say! What have you heard? Has there been a blind item about us? (I must search for one now!)
DeleteCandy you didn’t need to tell her that! Meanie! 💔🙎🏻♀️
DeleteHey, Minnie, loved her OPI collection (“Nuthin’ Mousie About It” is super cute). 💅🏼💕
*your (not her)
DeleteLOL, Sandi! It’s all good! I’m over Mickey now. He doesn’t know what a good thing he had 🌟 I loved that OPI collection also!
DeleteWho is supposed to be the ex? Jaimie Dorman guy?
ReplyDeleteHello and welcome minnie mouse!
ReplyDeleteThank you! Hello to you, as well!
DeletePlease tell me this isn't Jamie Lee Curtis.
ReplyDeleteThis isn't Jaime Lee Curtis. Happy now?
ReplyDeleteThough it might be.
I'll bet she's boring AF in that too LMAO
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ReplyDeleteAnd this is why you don't let them take photos/film you during moments of intimacy. Even if they don't show it to their friends or post it online if you break up with them there's still the risk their phone could be hacked or stolen.
ReplyDeleteI’m more interested in learning why Mickey left Minnie (hello btw) than any sex tape from Dakotugh Johnson.
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ReplyDeleteThere really isn't much ethical difference between revenge porn and some of what goes on here at CDAN TBH. False and some true rumors are circulated without people's consent that they've either been prostitutes or human trafficking victims. Revenge porn just happens to be illegal.
ReplyDeleteWhat’s wrong with mutual masturbation?
ReplyDeleteLily Rose Depp
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