Blind Item #13
This alliterate A-/B+ list comic actress has a favorite game. She likes to get wasted to the point of passing out and then lets the going commando actor have his way with her. The thing is though, he drinks right along with her, so nothing ever happens.
Sarah Silverman and Hammaconda?
ReplyDeleteSarah Silverman and Jon Hamm
ReplyDeleteShe’s so gross
DeleteWhat a complete waste he is. All that meat and no motion.
ReplyDeleteShe liked watching Louis CK jerk off😱
ReplyDelete🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
DeleteAs long as it’s consensual I don’t see the problem. I like watching my guy jerk off.
DeleteWell that doesn't sound like much fun.
ReplyDeleteHow can he "have his way with her" and "nothing ever happens" both be true?
ReplyDelete@ Green tea. Was thinking the same thing. It isn't working for her if he never has his way with her but does she THINK it is happening for some reason? This is all so weird and creepy and logistically unsound lol.
ReplyDeleteInteresting pairing.
ReplyDeleteThey both get so drunk that they pass out before penetration.
ReplyDeleteSee, I knew Sara Silverman could be funny. She should include this into her act. It would be so much funnier watching two passed out drunks trying to have sex, rather than hearing the same abortion and republican jokes she tells for 60 minutes.
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ReplyDeleteShe probably gets contact drunk from sitting next to Hammaconda.
ReplyDeleteShe's disgusting, and the fact that he would be with her means he is too. That's disappointing - I had hopes Hamm might be more than a big dick.
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ReplyDeleteSilverman and Hamm have been friends for something like 15 years, before Hamm was even famous. He shared a flat with Paul Rudd and Adam Scott when they were all unknowns, and he knew quite a few people in the comedy scene. Hamm had actually a part in her TV show before he was cast in Mad Men.
And it's unlikely that Hamm would drink right along with her, as Silverman doesn't drink much. She's into pot.
Also, when the main source for making this blind item is The National Fucking Enquirer, you may have to ask yourself why it should be a trusted source here, while Enty constantly attacks other tabloids such as People.
You just sold me. I am buying the CNAD podcast.
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ReplyDelete@Angela - No sense in trying to promote reason to these idiots. Just ask Plot.
ReplyDeleteI have been a long time fan of SS, however, she was Seth Meyers this week and after only 2 minutes I was done. She can't quit doing her shtick.
ReplyDeleteI can't identify with all this Sarah S. hate. You know she's a nuke in bed.
ReplyDeleteIsn't Sarah Jewish? Can she even have Hamm?
ReplyDeleteAgree with Tierney, how disappointing to hear Hamm would even wanna hit that revolting piece of shit.
ReplyDeleteShe was funny for 3 seconds, 20 years ago. Hasn't been funny since.
LMAO @ Jon
ReplyDeleteOnly if it's Turkey Hamm. Or maybe he eats oysters and the double negative makes him Kosher? Inquiring minds wanna know......