Blind Items Revealed #4
January 15, 2019
This in the news married mistress is hooking up with one of her bodyguards.
Lauren Sanchez
This in the news married mistress is hooking up with one of her bodyguards.
Lauren Sanchez
Posted by ent lawyer at 9:40 AM
Labels: blind items revealed
Stupid is as stupid does.
ReplyDeleteWell that bodyguard just lost his Prime shipping, have fun with all your deliveries being routed through Alaska.
ReplyDeleteHis shipments will entually arrive with the box completely damaged & badly taped up, with a note from the post office affixed, saying “Sorry. This is how we found it.”
ReplyDelete#stillbitter
Why in the hell would she need a bodyguard? Well... except for the whole side piece thing.
ReplyDeleteShe's a gold digger who scored a huge whale.
ReplyDeleteYet, this has to have a reason behind it.
Is Jeff a horrible, selfish lover?
All the money on the world can't fix that.
@cc423, I think the part about having a multimillionaire spouse is enough to justify a bodyguard, you can't f*ck your way out of a ransom kidnapping.
ReplyDeleteOr can you?
DeleteOh fuck, Bezos, nerds always end up with the sloppy seconds. Doesn't that just burn your fucked up wonky eye bald ass?
ReplyDeleteDavid Howes said...
this has to have a reason behind it.
Is Jeff a horrible, selfish lover?
It usually all turns out to be the same excuse like Trump and Jeff Epstein..
An egg shaped or tiny dick.
What a busy lady.
ReplyDeleteDirty Sanchez
ReplyDelete🤣🤣🤣
Deleteshe snags the richest man in the world and before she gets the ring on her finger she's banging the bodyguard? She must be awfully sure about Bezos marrying her to do that - or she's incredibly stupid.
ReplyDeleteShe doesn’t look sane. I don’t know her but inside that puffed up, dough-esque plastic surgery nightmare of a face, she’s got some CRAZY eyes. I wonder what she was on the sanpaku scale before the surgery. Very predatory. Looks like a shark wearing a human skin.
DeleteHa! Rosie I was just going to post that she’s a dirty little Sanchez.
ReplyDeleteIs her bodyguard's name Jeff?
ReplyDeleteShe sure is stupid. Bezo's can pay for better.
ReplyDeleteHe sure is stupid for getting with her. He could pay for anyone, like you say, and he picks that old slapper? Wtf man!
DeleteNymphomaniac.
ReplyDeleteShe is UGLY.
ReplyDeleteShe must be good in bed and an excellent manipulator/liar to land this powerful wealthy men cuz she is hideous looking and her plastic surgery is bargain bin status. She needs to start using money on a better surgeon.
too bad for Jeff that Amazon doesn't sell escorts
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna have to look up sanpanku.
ReplyDeleteHope it doesn't make my ears turn red. Or my eyes bulge.
I agree, the wife is much more attractive than the mistress; and, the mistress does have crazy eyes.
She's a skank
ReplyDeleteShe must be really talented. Her husband is really hot and do is that athlete.
ReplyDelete