Wednesday, February 06, 2019

Blind Item #9

This permanent A list model/reality host/actress/mogul did not put up one penny of a business she is opening. She told investors she was going to, but ended up putting nothing into the project. I think she realized it is great as a popup type thing, but not a permanent business.


28 comments:

  1. Tyra - her new 'be a model' amusement park

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  2. Is this a smart business decision on her part or cheating?

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  3. Tyra and her stupid theme park about models.

    Are there any "Fashion Cafe"s still open? haha

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  4. Anonymous10:50 AM

    modelland...original

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  5. Tyra is so funny without even trying, you just look at her and laugh ;)

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  6. She'd be better off starting a Trailer Park for models... for when their yachting dries up

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  7. JF: where will their old-ass ugly male clients go? Perhaps TB can open a shark water park and feed them with clients.

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    1. They'll obviously still live in their mansions and yachts counting their money. I don't think they really need a Ratfacekowski, Tyra, or a Hadid to sort out their financial affairs or plan their retirement.

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  8. I don't understand how Tyra Banks' career took such a nosedive. 10 years ago she was everywhere and her talk show was popular, albeit, ridiculous at times. Don't know what she's thinking with this theme park.

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  9. Theme park? Probably not a lot of food stands.

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  10. @Stevie Nixed - Ha! Right? Just cigarette machines and coffee bars!

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  11. And coke stands, Parissuxors. *snort*

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  13. Yes! And one the "attractions" is a visit with a "doctor" and you get your very own Adderall prescription as a souvenir!

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  14. Tyra Banks. I wonder if they will have any eat and purge restaurants? Or a special exhibit honoring Leo D - (he is the patron saint of models)?

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  15. Yachters are like buses, there's always another one coming round the corner.

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  16. That “theme park” is the fucking dumbest idea I have ever heard of.

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  17. The prizes at the game where you throw darts at the balloons could be a measuring tape, or a bag of cotton balls.

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  18. This is even more classic than...

    "The Derek Zoolander Centre for Kids Who Can't Read Good"

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  19. Comments are hilarious!

    But, guys, this is coming from her Harvard degreed brains!!! It's gotta be genius!

    How, after Fashion Cafe, would anyone think, only problem is it needed to be bigger!? Also heard there are plans for multiple locations.

    Like Ent said, pop up novelty, epic landmarks...NO! Kind of reminds me of the Producers, and all of the investors were just looking for future tax write-off?

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  20. Fashion Cafe was ahead of its time.. it was so fucking stupid it was awesome.. i remember going to the one in New Orleans in the 90s.. the waiters there would sashay down the runway with you order lololol so fucking ridiculous but over the top and awesome.. and its just hilarious to eat at a place celebrating an industry where most in it throw up everything they have ever eaten

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  21. Anonymous4:05 PM

    Tyra specifically said this is not going to be a popup.

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  22. If it was a themed zoo w/ various model exhibits and cages. I would definitely go!!

    Could watch them fling poo at each other. Interactive pens where you could feed them Adderall... And even a heavy petting zoo zone would be a big hit.

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