this is farrah. supposedly writing reviews for penthouse. here's a tip: if the reviews include complete sentences with nouns and verbs and any kind of structure, they were NOT written by her. i didn't even know 'penthouse' was still around but if they're resorting to having her on their staff, they shouldn't be in business.
Chances are the MTV star got them to sign a work-for-hire contract, which means it completely legal (albeit totally unethical) for said celeb to take full credit for anything they wrote (provided she pays)
Sh!t, how do I get in on this gig? I can write about the philosophical dilemmas of assembling Ikea furniture, how a young woman feels on a rainy afternoon thinking of her mother/father, the exhilaration of fast fashion vs the vindicated feeling of worn vintage, how b!tchy friends can turn out to be the best friends, etc. I could crank that crap out all day long. All the ducats, all the ducats for me 💵💵💵🤗
Wait, this lazy whore can't even write porn reviews, or possibly Penthouse Letters? For the porn reviews she could easily write from experience. Granted she probably doesn't have a grasp of seduction, plot, or sexual synonyms necessary for the Penthouse letters. It would be like Rocky Balboa writing, "Duh, I got to be the boat ship where they gave me some weird foods, the customer wanted me to bow then be stern which was weird but whatever. Then he hads the captain and his mate take turns which I didn't think married gays were into but they liked my butt so whatever. It was a romantic cruise I'll nevers forget."
I wouldn't restrict the description to MTV star and you expand it to most celeb books/articles and it would describe them all. I believe ghost writing is the term. Why restrict blind to just one loser celeb??
Kennedy.
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ReplyDelete+1 farrah. porn review or some shit.
ReplyDeleteEnty, who gets lots of "blinds from the DM!
ReplyDeleteIf that's Kennedy, that's called plagiarism.
ReplyDeleteNice work for you can get it.
ReplyDeleteI'm just going to plagiarise Brayson from now on.....hold on! I don't get paid for this...aw fuck it then.
You wouldn't be the first Vic ;)
ReplyDeletethis is farrah. supposedly writing reviews for penthouse. here's a tip: if the reviews include complete sentences with nouns and verbs and any kind of structure, they were NOT written by her. i didn't even know 'penthouse' was still around but if they're resorting to having her on their staff, they shouldn't be in business.
ReplyDeleteChances are the MTV star got them to sign a work-for-hire contract, which means it completely legal (albeit totally unethical) for said celeb to take full credit for anything they wrote (provided she pays)
ReplyDeleteSh!t, how do I get in on this gig? I can write about the philosophical dilemmas of assembling Ikea furniture, how a young woman feels on a rainy afternoon thinking of her mother/father, the exhilaration of fast fashion vs the vindicated feeling of worn vintage, how b!tchy friends can turn out to be the best friends, etc. I could crank that crap out all day long. All the ducats, all the ducats for me 💵💵💵🤗
ReplyDeleteWait, this lazy whore can't even write porn reviews, or possibly Penthouse Letters? For the porn reviews she could easily write from experience.
ReplyDeleteGranted she probably doesn't have a grasp of seduction, plot, or sexual synonyms necessary for the Penthouse letters. It would be like Rocky Balboa writing, "Duh, I got to be the boat ship where they gave me some weird foods, the customer wanted me to bow then be stern which was weird but whatever. Then he hads the captain and his mate take turns which I didn't think married gays were into but they liked my butt so whatever. It was a romantic cruise I'll nevers forget."
Well, that's what Jill Abramson, former editor of the New York Time, does. So it must be ok.
ReplyDeleteSo Brayson are you the one who ghostwrites for her? It's eerily accurate in tone.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't restrict the description to MTV star and you expand it to most celeb books/articles and it would describe them all. I believe ghost writing is the term. Why restrict blind to just one loser celeb??
ReplyDeleteHey haters, Kennedy hosts a talk show 4 nights a week, she doesn’t write a column.
ReplyDeleteFarrah Analwhore, I mean Abraham. She looks like she has to remember to breathe. Writing an article would be a bridge too far for her.
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