Blind Item #4
Posted by ent lawyer at 7:30 AM
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26 comments:
Musk?
elon
Musk and Sheryl Crow
hardly a huge issue. im sorry you dont know how to use the brightness settings sheryl but its not like she was going to die
At what age is it no longer acceptable to have sex in a car? I'd say mid-20s.
Jesse +1000
The only time I had sex in a car was in my early 20s, and a police officer actually came to the window to ask if everything was okay. Thankfully we had just finished getting dressed. Mortifying.
He's a disgusting pig
lol.
Dara K at Uber?!
Smdh
This crowd is getting so lame
Thank god they didn't have that tech in 1977 in 280z's
i am soooo here to see him coming down in flames.
People who buy Teslas don't seem like the sorts to have sex in cars.
I'd be more worried about Siri and Alexa recording everything you do and say, not to mention your I phone telling everyone in the world where you are than this b. s.
I don't think Enty is very tech savvy either. It sounds like Sheryl's settings were reset after a software upgrade, which is a common things. It also looks like she has a Model 3, which I would not have recommended. If you're going to buy a Tesla, get the Model S. It's like an Audi but better.
Im probably least tech savvy person on here, but why is there a camera IN the car?
@vita, according to Enty, Musk is the Bond villain we all deserve but dont need right now, so he put cameras in the cars to satisfy his voyeurism! You just wait some time and Enty will start insinuating that Tesla cars are actually transformers who are just waiting for the right time to take over the world!
Yepthatsme-- Thanks for responding, and LOL! I do wonder if the Rami Bond villain will be Muskian. So, the cameras are purely voyeuristic, no tech efficiency claims or whatever? That is pretty creepy.
It can always be claimed that those are not cameras but the transformers real eyes!
😂 but maybe the joke's going to be on us!😳
I can't afford and old Toyota never mind a new Tesla. This is not something I'd ever have to worry about even if I ever did fuck in a car....which I never did.
Flashy Vc: where did you get it on when you were a teen? I had the choice of wooded parks at night, cars, and homes of people who could keep a secret.
The back seat in a 1973 Newport sedan is nearly bed sized.
Wait, that dumb b!tch couldn't figure out how to switch the display out of night mode? Has she never used a GPS or touchscreen radio or even a smartphone? That's right Sheryl, stick to the automatic settings so we can get back to forgetting that you got your start being a back up singer for Michael Jackson and by ripping off other artists like the Tuesday Night Music Club and John O'Brien.
@Vita, the cameras might be part of the car's Sentry mode. It's intended to catch car thieves. It's actually a big problem in SF proper. Even Danielle Steel had to park some of her cars on the street when she lived in Pac Heights.
@Brayson, Sounds likes it got switched due to a software upgrade. I don't think she knew it was in Night Mode. Once Elon made the suggestion, she was able to figure it out. She's a musician so I don't really blame her. Enty's a lawyer. We constantly have to learn new tech even if we don't practice IP. Just e-discovery alone requires constant technology training so I'm a little puzzled.
@Elphin.
Lost my virginity to a girl called Anne in the incredibly romantic setting of an (empty) coal lorr bay in an alley beside a gasworks. Even these days I can't catch a whiff of a gas cooker without smiling ruefully and wiping away a nostalgic tear from my dick.
I'm not sure it counts as I'm pretty sure I was fucking her panty elastic, but she said I was 'in' so who am I to contradict the word of a lady. Of course it ended messily in both senses of the phrase. We were both 15.
After that whatever rare fumblingsxI got were largely confined to a shrubbery deep in a local park known by us teenagers as 'The fuck bush'.
When we got a year or two older it was whenever we could. Only one of us had a car, which was strictly off limits, because, well only Kenny could drive, and that rusty heap of shit was the love of his life. Two car families were completely unknown around our way back then. In fact one car families were not the norm. Kenny had a decent job as a printer so scraped up the cash to buy an ancient orange Datsun Cherry, which fell apart quicker than Jussie Smollett's alibi.
The highlight of my young adventures in love was when an older married woman I was seeing (I genuinely didn't know she was married at the time. I knew she had kids but she said she was divorced. Her husband was actually away working on the North Sea oil rigs and later things got very messy and I got very lucky but I won't go into that particular clusterfuck now) anyway one day when my parents were at work and I was then unemployed, she called round to see me about something and I ended up fucking her ragged on my parents bed. Well I wasn't letting her I to my room, was I, the room was a fucking midden, a tip.
Fuck that was awesome though. Dear Penthouse Forum stuff, for sure. But true! She was 30, I was 20.
Wiping away a tear again thinking about it....an actual one this time.
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