Monday, May 06, 2019

Blind Item #1

Much like if Jennifer Aniston cradled her stomach, this A list singer/sometime actress knows if she does something specific, she can trigger an avalanche of articles and social media posts about whether she is dating a former co-star.

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  1. And Bradley Cooper🙄

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  2. Sparkles had a boy pillow

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  3. I wonder if Gaga is bringing Bradley to the Met gala?

    Lol unknown a boy pillow :)

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  4. so....just for clarity
    you AREN'T saying that Jennifer Anniston is pregnant at 50?

    JUST KIDDING

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  5. Enty scrambles to find a new Meghan blind😎

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    1. He must have hit the snooze button

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  6. What is the gesture for Gaga/bcoops? A severe head tilt with batting lashes? Throwing her head back releasing a primal yodel?

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  7. Any predictions for the name for Baby Sussex?

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    1. Like MJ's kid was knick named Blanket, this kid will be known as Pillow.

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  8. Vita - Mealticket.

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  9. Shakey--LOL!😂

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  10. NOT ANOTHER GAGA/COOPER BLIND!!

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  11. Walks bandy legged = Dating the Hammaconda.

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  12. Doria don't know nuthin' 'bout birthin' babies!

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  13. >Doria don't know nuthin' 'bout birthin' babies!

    BUT OH WE'RE NOT RACIST

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  14. James is my guess also

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  15. Gaga recently wore "B" earrings to some shindig. The only "B" in the world is Bradley, don'cha know.

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  16. I also cradle my stomach, and I am a guy. But only when I have a food baby in there!

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  17. Give it a rest Krab. I use that line too. Am I supposed to have my black blood screaming RAYCISSSSSST at my white blood? You would have flipped the fuck out when my crazy ass girl Melissa would scream out in the clubs ‘Ise nigra!’ trying to embarrass the shit out of us.’.

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  18. Zebra Seasoning -- good guess! She might as well be sending out planes with banners!

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  19. Weekittylass and guesser: thanks for the genuine chuckles. Love the "I's nigra!" That was the "polite" way to call a Black person in the early 60s South. I hated it - it made me cringe. Just like MJ did the moonwalk, the IVF miracle that Meghan allegedly spawned can be called moonbump.

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  20. Elphin, she was obsessed with the miniseries Queen, Alex Haley’s follow-up to Roots. Both of our mothers could ‘pass’. My mother had the mix of Latino blood and she and her mother were ‘paper bag’

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  21. How about Dick Sussex?

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  22. The best thing about Fake J is how totally effectively it discourages me.

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  23. I knew the comments would be hot tonight!

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  24. Gaga got lucky as shit with her comeback these last 2-3 years, I didn't think it was gonna happen.

    Won't last if she doesn't stay off the bad shit, whatever that is for her.

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  25. Thank you @Wekittylass. It was funny. Sometimes a joke can just be a joke.

    And I've always wanted to tell you that for the longest time, I thought your name was Wee Titty Lass. It took me forever to read it correctly. 😂

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  26. Yes, I have some suggestions, in case PH & MM are clueless:

    Harry Sussex

    Wackett Sussex (very British name)

    Pennis Sussex (very British name) pronounced PEN is

    Dick Sussex (very British version of Richard)


    Signed,

    The Hilarious J

    (not the Pedantic Humorless Bitch J)

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  27. Is the gesture her gazing at him lovingly? Because I think it's weird as hell when she does that lol

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  28. I am a racist. I've slept with every race but nigras. Sorry, Shawty, you just don't do it for me. (Great sighs of relief throughout the Nigroverse...)

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  29. They should name the baby LeRoi. Which means “the king” in French. And dress him in all corduroy, which means “cloth of the king” in French.

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