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This A- list rapper has a huge hit on his hands even though he wasn't prepared for it to be a hit yet. All seems rosy on the outside, but his ex just renewed an order for another three years because she still fears for her life. He has not been able to see the child/ren he has with her because of it. It is also why he got fired off that hit network show that has one season left.
Bird man?
ReplyDeleteOr Tyler the Creator?
DeleteChrist, people could be just making up names for all I know (or care).
ReplyDeleteDo I'm gonna say L'il Cheesedick.
Was my 3rd guess😉🤣
DeleteSo not Do, for fucks sake.
ReplyDeleteRappers provide ethical guidance for us all. Bless them.
ReplyDeleteI wanna play, Vic! How about 24k PorkChop?
ReplyDeleteDog Da Bolluxxx
ReplyDeleteVic, wasn't it A$AP Jussie Fauxlette?
ReplyDeleteUrethra Funklin
ReplyDeleteThe best one was ASAP Yams. But he’s dead now
ReplyDelete🍠😵
😂. Sounds reasonable!
ReplyDeleteLi’l Tuggy Wang Thang
ReplyDeleteNas ?
ReplyDeleteLittle Nas X
ReplyDeleteTowbee
ReplyDeleteFIRST TIME COMMENT the hit network show is either empire (1 season) or Power (1 season left) which is produced by 50 cent. 50s character finally died off last season.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure what the hit is gonna see what the singles are.
another hip hop show is Atlanta (childish gambino) he has a kid
xzibit got killed off in empire but a season ago, has a new song out
ReplyDeleteFollowing this because I love the names you're throwing out there. I'm at work now but maybe tonight after I have a toke I'll think of some and post them.
ReplyDeleteAre you the real flowering financial institution??
ReplyDeleteWowzer Bowzer
ReplyDeleteBig Mac-N-Cheese
ReplyDeleteKing Money FranknBeenz
ReplyDelete2 Lampz?
ReplyDeleteThis is my favorite one.
DeleteYo yo yo, 2 Lampz is in da house!!!
Skid Markz?
ReplyDeleteu can definitely tell white people run this site
ReplyDeleteOmgz not those awful white people!!!!
DeleteGo to Media Take Out and say something similar, in a sneering and derogatory manner, let’s see how well it’s received. Oh wait you’d never fucking dare.
Those white people and their jokes. Pathetic.
ReplyDeletelol @Taurus
ReplyDeleteNiggy Niggy bo Biggie
ReplyDeletebanana fanna fo figgie
fee fi mo miggy
Niiiiiiiggggggy!!!
White people are insensitive to cartoonish names, they're raised to find them funny, not to be taken seriously, like a cartoon.
ReplyDeleteBlack people can make fun of white people but not the other way around. Sounds fair
ReplyDeleteI'll go with:
Lil O Nugget
Right on cue. the human shitstain that is SubstanceD to prove to everyone why it isn't funny to encourage the hilarious mocking of other cultures.
ReplyDeleteThis played out exactly as planned.
Congratulations cdan
Rosie, understand that with a prostate gland as old as mine, when I masturbate while reading your comments, its on doctor's orders. Oh, and Miggy Markle fans, remember even a little bit nigger means all nigger. OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH......YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.....damn that was good one....
ReplyDeleteThe amount of pigment in my skin has nothing to do with my sense of humor. In addition to finding rap names humorous, I also laugh every time a cat falls into an aquarium, or a baby tastes a lemon for the first time. Sometimes sh*t is just funny.
ReplyDeleteHow about DEEZ NUTS?
ReplyDeleteRemember, it’s only ok to mock and insult white people!
ReplyDeleteLil Nas X is only 20, Id hope this isnt him
ReplyDeleteHere,s some silly rap names: G- Eazy, Machine Gun Kelly, Li’l Dicky. They are all white rappers with cartoonish names. Still funny.
ReplyDeleteFlashy Vic ... LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ReplyDeleteThe Game or Birdman
ReplyDeletelmao who the fuck suggested tyler the creator. He's gay and has no kids nor is violent
ReplyDeleteNo one cares. And yes one person guessing a million different people all the time is super fucking annoying.
ReplyDeleteI’m so sorry that nobody can live up to your commenting expectations. Please enlighten us on how we all comment in a manner that will make you happy!
DeleteOh wait nobody gives a shit 😂 you’ve got that right at least.
I'm surprised no rapper came up with some sort of filet mignon reference.
ReplyDeleteTyler the Creator is great, I don’t know what he does musically and don’t care. But his internet bullying tweets are the best things ever.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha
And
If You Get Cyber Bullied, You're A Faggot And Deserve It. Your Stupid Ass Stayed On The Computer And Cried All Night Haha FAG
Words of wisdom that many commenters here could learn a lot from 🤔
No rapper should ever be A+ or whatever on this site.
ReplyDeleteAll rappers should be at the bottom of the pile.
Start with D- and work the way up.
All rappers are D- or maybe C- at best.
50 cent
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