Thursday, May 16, 2019

Blind Items Revealed #1

May 7, 2019

Met Gala

The sunglassed one hated the outfit of the wife of the foreign born dual threat A/A list actor. She thought it looked like a prom dress from Sixteen Candles.

Anna Wintour/Sophie Hunter/Benedict Cumberbatch

32 comments:

Brayson87 said...

I love how it's always the stars' fault and not the designers who dressed them. Like who is the clothing professional in this equation?

ada said...

That's pretty Camp.

Vita said...

So true, Brayson! I just think Anna cant help herself when it comes to being judgy. They seemed to arrive fairly early, and at least they tried...by the end of the night she had to have flipped her lid at the amount who didn't even try.

Aquagirl said...

Everything is relative. I thought that Hailey Baldwin looked gorgeous, but her gown had nothing to do with the theme. I think a 16 Candles dress is quite campy.

@Vita, Anna just needs to retire. She totally ruined Vogue the day she let Kim & Kanye on the front cover and now she’s inviting all of these C-listers to the MET ball. It costs $35,000 to attend and then you need to listen to Anna’s b/s?

Brayson87 said...

@Vita, I definitely wouldn't have tried with that theme. Better to look sharp than to look like a fashionable joke.

Zebra Seasoning said...

HE looked great. On theme as usual. (remember that at his last appearance at the Met Gala Wintour deemed he "totally nailed it")

SHE looked like she'd received an invitation to a different party. A Ren Faire party. Which, as Brayson87 says, may not have been her fault, since we don't know who dressed her. However- swanning about and craning her neck like she was the star of the show certainly detracted from however on point the lavender duvet might have originally been.

Morninglorri said...

Pretty in Pink was the one with a prom, 16 candles was a wedding.

Zebra Seasoning said...

@Morninglorri- Good catch!

Aileen said...

Pretty in Pink was the world's lamest prom dress.
16 Candles was *swooning* JAKE RYAN as the hot but caring jock.

Did I mention swoon? I met him soon after that movie came out. I was 16. I nearly died.

J said...

So sad to live your life worrying over what that harridan thinks.

Amartel said...

That's so camp. Unfortunately, the situation called for "camp" (reinterpreted, curated, approved-fashion camp) versus actual camp.

Thursday November said...

Soph & Ben were going for a look as a couple, at least they made an attempt unlike most of the attendees that didn't even bother.

AkhaldanSolo said...

Maybe if the child between YOU and Bob Marley was in it you wouldn't be so judgmental if you didn't stuff yourself up the elites ass after you fucked Bob.

Astra Worthington said...

Isn’t it stupid? Lol my shirt came from Walmart and my shorts are from a yard sale. The shorts have big pockets, to hold all the money I saved by not buying into the fashion rip off scam. It’s like modern art. A colossal waste of money, and probably some type of money laundering (also like modern art).

C’est Vrai said...

It’s shocking to me just how judging Anna Wintour is when she herself dresses like a phucking bag lady and has had the same damn haircut since studio 54 days.

hunter said...

Hailey Baldwin was a dead knockout, she looked INSANE and I was thrilled for her, as a girl, she had that moment.

Thankfully she didn't have to share it with the unwashed pubescent 'stache that is currently Justin's embodiment. Poor kid. Hope he pulls it out.

The Biebster still doesn't seem as big as a genuine shitty twat as Lindsay, so I'm feeling quite "Leave Britney Alone" in the Bieber department.

Randaleese said...

When is the Ice Bitch going to be forced OUT?? How much kickback money does she get from the idiots like the Kartrashians does she get??
She has no class, TRIES to have sass.. all she is on one big jackass!!! Old as dirt, too!!

Scandi Sanskrit said...

...Meanwhile, Benny could’ve showed up Nick nekkid and he’d still be camp. His very being oozes the essence of campiness...

Hell, he’s more campy nekkid than he isn’t dressed.

Scandi Sanskrit said...

*buck nekkid, autocorrect. FFS

Scandi Sanskrit said...

Speaking of all C-listers that were apparantly invited this year...

I saw the isolated pictures of Benny and the wife but I somehow have a hard time imagining him in a room full of YouTubers and Instagram models. He strikes me as the type of person who doesn’t have an internet connection in his home. I’m not even sure he knows how to do a Google search... (And yeah I know he’s seen wearing an Apple Watch, but I’m not sure he knows how to turn it on? ⌚️✨ Like someone just have it to him and he decided to wear it because it looks pretty/21st century or something.)

Did you guys notice how he acting-types on “Sherlock”? It’s like he’s never touched a laptop IRL...

I guess that’s what you get for Being classically-trained? 🤷🏻‍♀️🐈

Scandi Sanskrit said...

Haven’t seen it myself so can’t comment much on it, but I Googled “16 Canndles” And it’s about an older sister who has a wedding on the same date as her little sister’s Sweet 16, so everyone forgets about it and she gets upset. But there is a prom dress in that one too. 👗

(Which reminds me someone commented back to me about some Scorsese film that I haven’t watch yet on another thread and I haven’t not replied to that comment.)

Scandi Sanskrit said...

Really? Because I thought they looked like they were dressed by two different stylists & each of their stylists didn’t speak to each other...

I swear these people probably don’t know how to use a smartphone.

I can just picture Their stylists describing shit over a landline. Via operator. LMAO.

Scandi Sanskrit said...

*been seen

Scandi Sanskrit said...

@Thursday November: on a serious note, I do kind of feel bad bad for her (due to the mismatched earrings).

I believe the wife’s moss green earrings were meant to match The stone on his brooch thing (IDK what you call them) on his white suit. Except his stylist probably just told her stylist “he’s wearing white” without mentioning the accessories. So her stylist just figured lilac/lavender would nicely match white—but then last minute they hand her those mismatched earrings? 🤷🏻‍♀️🐈 In my imaginiation, that’s how that happened...

I can’t explain it like a professional (I’m haven’t finished the “colour theory” chapter of my graphic design course, but I can instictively say teh two colours don’t go with each other). Like,

- white goes with moss green
- white hoes with lilac/lavender

But

- lavender/lilac doesn’t go with moss green?

So the triangulation doesn’t go full circle.

It reminds me of how I always get hand-me-downs/gift of designer purses (which I’m grateful for—don’t get me wrong), but I’ve never actually picked one myself. 👜

Or maybe I’m just projecting.

Scandi Sanskrit said...

DOEs anyone know what The Sunglassed One thought of Priyanka?

😂🤣😂😂😂😂

Please? I need to know.

Fifi LaRue said...

Anna Wintour will stop being editor of Vogue when it loses enough revenue to make publishing it monthly financially prohibitive. And, that time is coming in the near future. Maybe in 2019.

GG said...

In other news, Harvey Weinstein is still free and reportedly struck a deal that he won't be imprisoned.....

Scandi Sanskrit said...

Speaking of Harvey Weinstein...

Weird story: I used to have random, just CREEPY-ASS nightmares about him even before I knew what a terrible person he was (like years before #MeToo).

I’d be in his house (which looked like the interiors of Versailles or some palace) with my boyfriend at the time, and I owned these two Fabergé eggs 🥚🥚 (all’s I remember is that one of them was blue). Anyway, Harvey took them so “he could watch them hatch” (I SWEAR IT WAS SOOOOO CREEPY 😣😖😭😭😭😭😭) while my BF and I had to stand in front of the double doors listening in at the door as if we had no right—when WE should’ve been entitled to see them hatch because those eggs were OURS! We were hopeless but upset.

When this happened, I didn’t even know who Harvey was, what he did, and I’d never heard of TWC (although I owned a bunch of Miramax videos). That man is BAD VIBES. BAD VIBES I TELL YOU!

I hope at least people don’t take him back... He did get kicked out of his own company.

Scandi Sanskrit said...

ANd what’s the most creepy is taht Harvey had to watch the Fabergé eggs hatch in his blue bedroom with this massive King Louis-like bed. I don’t even know why it felt creepy but Harvey Weinstein is creepy as hell even in the dream world. 🤮😭

MissPeach said...

No offense but Anna Wintour didn't look good at the Met Gala, she never does. For someone who is considered the Queen of Fashion she dresses horribly. She wears the same shoes every day and is not fashion forward at all. Way to throw stones her glass house.

orangesoda said...

Who actually cares what that evil old toad thinks? She looks like she's channeling a dried up old prune every time she's photographed. Screw her.

Boo said...

@Aileen, I'm incredibly jealous. I was swooning over "Jake Ryan" back then as well, lol. I heard later a long time ago that he makes furniture in Pennsylvania!

Anna reminds me of Missandri (sp?) in Game of Thrones that when she takes off her necklace she's over a thousand years old and will disappear into ash, lol.

I agree, after the Kim & Kanye cover, I was DONE with Vogue. I've never read/seen it again.

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