Wednesday, May 22, 2019

Blind Items Revealed #5

May 13, 2019

Two studio executives made a bet. The bet was who could get a movie greenlit with the worst possible casting choices. Box office poison type stuff. The first studio executive managed to get what he thought would be a sure fire winner for the bet. This former A+ list mostly movie actor who is a racist, sexist woman beater starring in a Christmas movie. Had to be a winner right? Not so fast. The other executive said hold my beer and she managed to get a movie to yes with that same former A+ lister and a younger version of the former A+ lister without the religious issues but with much more racist and substance abuse issues. This is what the movie system has turned into.

Studio executive #1: Mel Gibson ("Fatman")
Studio executive #2: Mel Gibson/Shia LaBeouf ("Rothchild")

13 comments:

Thursday November said...

Remember Mel's Simpson episode? I always laugh when I think of it now when there is new gossp/news items about him.

Spider Rico said...

Here's a bet for ALL studio execs. How much do they want to bet that anyone really gives a rats ass who they cast in their movies. Shall I list a plethora of successful movies with unknowns starring. Also, we all know what garbage the Industry has become, the crap is right up there on the screen.

Gwili Andre said...

I love the people who whine that the industry is crap while slavishly watching Game of Thrones every weeks and plunking down 10 bucks to see the latest comic book movie

akbar johnson said...

So who are the execs? How is this a reveal?

Brayson87 said...

Really, sounds like a great role for Gibson,

https://deadline.com/2019/05/mel-gibson-santa-claus-casting-fatman-movie-1202609900/

"Fatman centers on a rowdy, unorthodox Santa Claus (Gibson) who is fighting his business decline. Meanwhile, Billy, a neglected and precocious 12 year old, hires a hit man to kill Santa after receiving a lump of coal in his stocking. It was written and will be directed by brothers Ian and Eshom Nelms, whose credits include Small Town Crime, Waffle Street and Lost on Purpose."

Substance D said...

Lost on Purpose. That should tell you all you need to know. Hollywood is still running but they are the world's biggest $$$ laundromat. When the studios got sold to asshats like Kirk Kerkorian after the monopolies were broken, that's when the action really picked up.

Unknown said...

This was already debunked as bullshit because studio execs get axed when their shit fails. Trying to make a failure is a sure way to get fired, so no. This is total crap.

texasrose said...

Unknown is right. Check original comments. If blind writer just wants to hate on Gibson and LeDouche (as many do) they don't have to make up something so ridiculous.

Amy said...

Jews aren't a race. So 'racism' doesn't apply.

There are black Jews and redheaded Jews.

Mel is an adulterer and unrepentant adulterers go to hell though...

longtimereader said...

The irony being one of these movies will end up a smash.

Habibti said...

Le YAWN!

Substance D said...

Jews aren't a race. They aren't even Semetic. The Askenazis originate in Saxony at the close of the Carolingian wars. The 2 or 3% self-Id'd Jews from the Levant were originally Persian. Persians are almost a race, sort of.

Substance D said...

Lighten up??? The Jews are the funniest "race" around. That is if you like insult comedy.

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