Wednesday, May 15, 2019

Today's Blind Items - Counseling

Two of the favorites of the foreign born former A+ list tweener turned adult are married. They pretend to be living a pious life but I have a running total of at least a dozen actresses/celebrities/regular people who gave their social media/contact information on a visitor card and instead of being sought out by some type of visitor coordinator, they were approached by these married men.

AT least three of these women have boyfriends. Their boyfriends attended with them and also filled out information cards. All of the boyfriends were contacted by a visitor coordinator. Every single one of the women was contacted by one of these married men and in the case of two of the women, they were contacted by three married men all of whom recommended meeting for coffee or drinks or dinner to discuss their spiritual growth.

One actress who is on a fairly hit ABC comedy says she was contacted at least a dozen times by one of these married men and always made every conversation about sex. When the actress said she is celibate, the married man says it isn't healthy to be celibate and that she should come in for immediate counseling.

This model/actress who has been a professional beard all of you would have known a decade ago even though she has never done much acting or modeling wise does have a boyfriend now. It didn't stop one of the married guys from always making sure he was seated next to her and never missed an opportunity to touch her thigh while seated next to her or to give her extra long hugs or to ask her out.

One actress who none of you will know says she joined a singles group but the leader of the singles group was one of the married men and would take turns doing activities with the single women. Those who would sleep with him would end up with expensive bags or shoes. He made several moves on our actress but when she said she wasn't interested an asked about his wife, he said that maybe she wasn't a right fit with the group.

34 comments:

Moose said...

Biebs for the foreign born

J said...

That's what expensive bags and shoes get done.

Dena said...

Too much math.

C’est Vrai said...

Exactly Dena...way too complicated seems more like a math exam than a celebrity blind item.

Rosie riveter said...

I feel like this could of been summed up in an easier manner.

NEXT.

Rosie riveter said...

GIVE US YOUR BEST ISAAC KAPPY, ENTY

sandybrook said...

AJ Michalka from the Goldbergs for the comedy actress? Toni Garn for the model/actress?

sandybrook said...

Rosie when he figures he can make it a murder for the 4channers and InfoWars morons, we will get one.

Dahling said...

The westbound train will arrive at the station first.

E said...

😅 best response ever!

Aquagirl said...

Beiber/Hillsong? This blind is so poorly written.

Meredith said...

Bieber//Hillsong pastors Carl Lentz and ...

Still working on the rest

Guesser said...

I think we can write the Kappy Blind ourselves. And guess the comments and from who. But maybe I'm crazy,everyone,famous,unknown,semifamous, ends up dead when they go down the rabbit hole.

.robert said...

This sounds like the best church ever if you are a rich and/or horny person. If they could actually help the careers of people they would have it made.

MDAnderson said...

The other pastors are Rich Wilkerson Jr or Judah Smith with Carl Lentz

Meredith said...

Nice, MD. 1st lady... maybe Yara Shahidi from Blackish?

Guesser said...

So we need to guess an actress who is on a semi hit show who is celibate,and was really thinking this was a real church. The first is JB, but do we assume he is having sex with all these women? Camilla Belle for the famous beard who has a real boyfriend now? The last one is someone none of us knows, so forget that.

MDAnderson said...

Kelly Brook for the professional beard??

Meredith said...

Not sure if it matters, but Camilla and Kelly were both born outside of the U.S.

yepthatsme said...

Whats going on? Cards are being passed out, forms and information cards are being filled, visitor coordinators are visiting, seating arrangements are being planned? Is this a cheating blind or advertisement for some clerical exam?

Unknown said...

Olivia Munn for the professional beard?

Notagoodscreenname said...

@yepthatsme
Many churches do that to keep track of visitors, to send them newsletters and other info.

Flashy Vic said...

@Yep.

OCD orgies.

Andy said...

God this needs a rewrite.

Royakuss said...

The actress none of us know could be fun though. Whatever, have fun. I guess Shannon Purser.

Brayson87 said...

Well if they're leaving boys alone they'll still ahead of a few religions.

Unknown said...

The church is actually called Church Home and is at the Saban Theatre every Wednesday night. Lots of influence type folk go there. But unless you go to the information table, there arn't contact information cards that get passed around.

TommyWantsHisMommy said...

The crap men will do to get their peckers played with.

Brayson87 said...

It is funny that people in Hollywood still believe in organized religion, you'd think they could recognize a theatrical production from a mile away.

Meredith said...

Bieber likes Church Home too it seems, so they're a new candidate. Still Lentz seems dirty, but this Church Home guy doesn't exactly seem trustworthy either...

I still like Yara for the first lady.

Krissie said...

"Two of the favorites of the foreign born former A+ list tweener turned adult are married....I have a running total of at least a dozen actresses/celebrities/regular people who gave their social media/contact information on a visitor card and...were approached by these married men."

Does that mean the tweener's (Bieber I guess) favorites are men? This blind has too many pronouns, I can't decipher anything.

hunter said...

Hi Krissie - yes they are two of his favorites (men) but if we're talking Justin Bieber then we're talking two of his favorite spiritual leaders (not sex buddies) who may or may not be Hillsong people but I'd bet on whatever they said up there ^^^ Church Home or whatever.

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