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James Bond vs Jason Bourne
Who wins a fight between them?
Who wins a fight between them?
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Depends on the Bond.
ReplyDeleteBourne, unless James uses his judo chop!
ReplyDeleteBond because he has cooler tricks to use
ReplyDeleteBourne would snap Bond's neck in a heartbeat. Unless it was Connery Bond. Then Bourne would be killed by getting slapped in the face... one time.
ReplyDeleteConnery would give Damon a coupl3 smacks to remind him of his place.
ReplyDeleteBond. His gadgets always save the day.
ReplyDeleteActually f*ck them both, Snake Plissken would murder both of them before flicking a cigarette butt on their corpses.
ReplyDeleteIs it Bond bolstered by Q's gizmos? I love the face smack comment, but I'll go Bourne hand to hand, Bond any other situation.
ReplyDeleteBond. But Jack Reacher (the book version, NOT Tom Cruise!) would beat both, no question.
ReplyDeleteBourne. Bourne had that McGyver ability to kill with whatever was nearby. Bond needed all his fancy pants gadgets.
ReplyDeleteBond—as long as it not George Lazenby.
ReplyDeleteSince Cruise was starring in them, I thought they might rename the character Jack Reacharound.
ReplyDeleteNo matter how they edit Damon he comes off about as tough as Urkel. I say Bieber even beats him.
ReplyDeleteJohn Wick
ReplyDelete+1 Spider Rico. I read the Bourne series. I never could accept Damon as Bourne so I never saw his Bourne movies. Good point.
ReplyDelete+1 to John Wick. He makes the rest look like children.
ReplyDeleteabuse enabler Matt Damon would shit his pants if daniel craig even looked at him sideways
ReplyDeleteThe real Jason Bourne from the books. Not the hatchet job that guy from Goodwill Hunting did to the character.
ReplyDeletethe British are notoriously dirty fighters. Bond would glass him or give him a Glasgow kiss
ReplyDeleteJon Wick will win, but then Jack Bauer from 24 will come in and torture Jon Wick for information but suddenly Jon Reese from POI bursts through the door and saves Jon Wick!
ReplyDeleteHand to hand? Bourne. Using gadgets/smoke & mirrors. Bond.
ReplyDeleteBourne, for sure. Mainly because 007 does nothing for me in any incarnation and Matt Damon was pretty badass in those movies.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe I even have an opinion on this. LOL
Yepthatsme-- im surprised something of that sort hasnt been pitched as an Alien vs Predator type of mash-up movie
ReplyDeleteThe Winter Soldier would kill both of them and be gone before they even knew he was out of cyro.
ReplyDeleteBourne, he drive cars and motorcycles super fast on any surface without losing control.
ReplyDeleteBond and Bourne would fight with intent to kill but decide they like each other and start a bromance. They would then have martinis, shaken, not stirred.
ReplyDeleteBourne, because he's unexpected and doesn't care.
ReplyDeleteThe same reason other commenters 'don't see Matt Damon as tough guy Bourne' is exactly the reason he would win the fight. Nothing is as powerful as the unexpected. He's not your usual 'tough guy' and that makes him invisible and powerful.
And secondly because he wouldn't care about his looks while kicking ass. Bond seems a little too precious at times.