Monday, July 29, 2019

Today's Blind Items - No Choice

This premier league player is closeted. He was just keeping his private life to himself and he never thought of finding a beard and presenting that to the public as real. That is until about four years ago when one of his closest friends caught him while he was sleeping with his boyfriend. The friend pulled out a phone and took a photo of the athlete's hands around his boyfriend's waist. The player and his boyfriend didn’t know anything about it until a year later when that friend decided to blackmail the player. The friend asked for a large amount of money which the player couldn't afford. So, after a three day deadline the picture was released. It was all over the internet and people started asking questions about the player's sexuality. The following month after the release of the photo, his management team made contact with the team of a female singer who was just out of another PR relationship. A contract was forged and the athlete and the singer are suddenly everywhere. They go to clubs and on a yacht vacation. Instagram accounts are created for this "ship," by the public but also by the respective PR teams. The thing is though, the management teams have trouble remembering which they have set up and which they haven't and also forget to log off certain accounts while replaying to others and people are beginning to wise up.


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    1. Is Kylie Minoque dating? Ex beard for Joshua Stasse

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    2. Kylie had a bf at Glastonbury.

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  3. Was this the Tom Cruise photo/story?

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  4. Is Cheryl Cole dating anyone, she's game for dating gay guys and footballers?

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  5. That Rapinoe dude?

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  6. Why dya wanna go and shove that phone up yer arse....Ashley Cole, Ashley Cole......


    Not him for this though, that was a decade or so ago.

    There quite a few ex or retired premier league footballers who are obviously gay, but I can't think of any obvious current ones.


    If it wasn't specifically football related then this sort of stuff reek of little Lewis Hamilton, no one's favourite tiny racing driver.

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  7. I was counting on you getting this one Vic, it's your sport and league.

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  8. Leigh Anne Pinnock(Little Mix)/ Andre Gray?

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    1. He’s a striker for Watford(but they’ve been together a while). Sounds recent

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  9. This is someone whose picture was released!!

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  10. You people don’t know your soccer stars. Could be any of them. So many are total flamers. Not sure why sports starts aren’t allowed to be gay. Gotta be tough to handle getting up the poop shoot.

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  11. Alex Oxlade Chamberlain and Perry Edwards?

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  12. Tapped out on first sentence. Soccer players are as interesting as pro bowlers and female power lifters. Gay soccer player is as redundant as lesbian golfer.

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  13. Not a big premier league fan, Sandy. It makes the NBA look like the Salvation Army.

    Plastic brainwashed fans cheering in bland atmosphere free bowls for soul selling teams now owned by Arab terrorists, Russian mafia oligarchs, Wall St corporate sharks Chinese slave owners, or London pornographers, all slavvered over by a cretinous sporting press with agendas driven by and paid for by all the above and the corrupt broadcasters that show it.

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  15. Oh good guess, longtallsally! He's one of the few players that comes across as a decent lad too. His dad was a legend at Glasgow Rangers.

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  16. Cheryl Tweedy/Ashley Cole
    She was all over the papers for punching a POC in the face ... within days she was all over the newspapers, this time for "dating" Ashley Cole ...
    PR machine was on override at the time, couldn't escape it, it was crazy !!
    And it worked ... everyone forgot about the punching incident ... and she became Britain's favourite, she could do no wrong ... And oh boy !! She did milk her "Breakup" for all it was worth !!!

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    1. Don't forget the horrendous racist slurs she was shouting whilst punching the black female toilet attendant. She was prosecuted and sentenced. #fishwife

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  17. Longtallsally got it. It's Alex Oxlade Chamberlain and Perry Edwards
    https://sportzwiki.com/football/omg-arsenal-star-really-gay

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  18. Anybody has a link of said picture of Alex Oxlade Chamberlain?

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  19. Interesting picture that was taken in September 2016 and Perrie confirmed their relationship in January 2017.
    Maybe he's BI.

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  20. https://www.onlinearsenal.com/t/alex-oxlade-chamberlain/104/140

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  21. Mmm, soccer players have the hottest bodies. Lean and toned without the bulk.

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  22. Ashley Cole, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, Marc Overmars, Freddy Ljungberg, all Arsenal. It's the Arse in the name.

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  23. Classic troll mistake: Forgetting to log out of one account and replying to something asked on the other one. Reading on more than one browser, something hits a nerve and they reply in the wrong window/log in. Lol

    Even funnier when they try to spin, or deny doing that.

    I wouldn't expect a PR firm to be that sloppy. That's standard internet troll stuff.



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  24. Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain is troll Derek?

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  25. I posted the link and that was the last thing I understood on this thread!

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  26. It’s so sad that in 2019, football players are deterred from coming out. The owners don’t want it as they are worried it will cost the. Revenue from sponsors and their braying pals of fans. One current premier league player was going to come out on social media a week or so back, then he was shut down. Flashy Vic is absolutely right in his summation of the Premier League.

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  27. Coming out as gay Doesnt seem to harm rugby players.

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  28. If they come out, they wont be able to play in muslim countries.

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  29. So...the picture wasn't of an arm "around his waist" - they were spooning in bed. Making it kind of difficult to deny...but they tried anyway. This whole "in the closet" thing is dumb.

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  30. Ah...See Count - that makes sense to me. But all the douchebags in hollywood should just come out already.

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    who started enough shit today that caused ENTY to start holding comments again? This morning they were going right up.

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    1. The actors and actresses cant because it would kill the international box office of movies.

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  31. If it’s about a soccer dude.. USA doesn’t care.
    Fluffers the lot

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  32. The pic is easy to find

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  33. Easy, an old blind Ashley/Cheryl Cole. Anyone who ever read Popbitch could tell you that.

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  34. Piquet and Zlatan.
    Beard is Shakira

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