Tuesday, October 08, 2019

Blind Item #5

The celebrity CEO recently had to call security to get him out of the handcuffs his girlfriend put him in before she got mad at him and left.


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21 comments:

  1. Anonymous7:45 AM

    Musk

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  2. Tricia137:45 AM

    Musk/Grimes?

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    1. Tricia137:46 AM

      Or maybe Jeff Bezos/Lauren because Grimes is usually described

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  3. Nor Cal7:45 AM

    Musk

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  4. bollybiy7:49 AM

    Please God let this be true.

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  5. Brayson878:01 AM

    Dude always keep a spare key around. They have keychains and even normal looking pens with handcuff keys built into the tip.

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  6. Chernobyl8:06 AM

    It smells like Musk in here.

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  7. Brayson878:08 AM

    Handcuff shim picks are also a great investment and easy to conceal.

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  8. Unknown8:16 AM

    Standard bobby pins work just fine.

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  9. Mrs Libnish8:23 AM

    Maybe Musk and someone who isn't Grimes?

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  10. Brayson878:32 AM

    @Unknown, That's gal tech, I'm talking guy tech.

    @Mrs, It says girlfriend, so unless he's got a new one...

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  11. Scarlet Peaches8:42 AM

    I feel like I’ve watched this movie before

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  12. Rosie riveter8:49 AM

    Omg hahahaha
    Enty stole this from a movie hahaha
    I'm dead hahaha

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  13. sandybrook9:44 AM

    Sounds more like Dirty Sanchez would do this instead of Grimes.

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  14. Vita10:55 AM

    I'm rolling! I was thinking how can he call (assuming the security wasnt in earshot) if hands are cuffed? Then it hit me, "Alexa, call my security!"

    For that reason alone, I NEED this to be Bezos!😁

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  15. Anonymous11:16 AM

    "Alexa, call my security!"
    "Sorry, I don't understand the question."
    "Call my security!"
    "Melissa Manchester is an American singer-songwriter and actress."
    "FUCK YOU ALEXA"
    "I'm sorry you feel that way...goodbye."

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  16. Vita11:17 AM

    Celebrity CEO is Musk's moniker, though, right? Either way, a riot. Our special CEOs are going to need a support group to commiserate on love lives, lol!

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  17. Vita11:18 AM

    MissDavie-- Perfection!😂😂😂😂

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  18. Guesser4:07 PM

    I want it to be Bezos as well. "Dirty Sanchez" probably has a temper. Musk would find Grimes doing this cute.

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  19. TheBPlot6:59 PM

    How do you call security with your hands cuffed? Like verbally?!?!

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  20. shakey9:02 AM

    Never a dull moment with Amber. Gotta give her that.

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