She clearly does not want to be a royal, in the British public servant sense. Cut her loose, and let her try to be the great actress and celeb she thinks she is.
No she isn’t and her douchess title isn’ Even valid because under British law titles like that can only be given to a British citizen and the ho isn’t one and never will be
@indie Rags but did she REALLY? I mean you are in every tabloid but what a boring way to live. Waving, cutting ribbons, shaking hands. Meg didn't really think it out. Such a dull existence, however pampered, and even then she is not supposed to take swag, dress sexy, be provocative, have political opinions, be paid to wear designers etc. I would HATE this life because it is just a dull figurehead. She LOVED attention. Now she hates being a waving hand in a pillbox hat or riding in a carriage, unable to plaster herself (her own personality or etc) anywhere. But to what ends is she meeting agents? Trying to field what would be 'digestable' offers (the RF wouldn't mind) or trying to figure out what her life would be like IF she divorced Harry?
If her job was to distract from Andrew, that plan went to sh!t, no more reason to keep her in the family. Maybe Harry was taking one for the team. Would explain why they hired a yachter.
She was an awful actress before. I actually checked her out on the Hallmark thing she did and she was awful, so affected in her delivery. What has changed? Nothing. The production companies will lose money and will be negatively affected by the affiliation unless she’s doing a documentary about her yacht whoring days with the sick, Satan-worshipping pedos... that could get some traction.
Honestly, I never heard of Sparkle before her courtship with Harry. Was she that big a star before they hooked up, or is she squeezing the royal connection for some bucks? She seems so out of place in that family. Oddly so. I can't imagine her being in the picture for very long. I see her as the next Sarah Ferguson. Pop out a few heirs and then pushed off to the side.
Markle. She will be lucky to get Hallmark movies after her divorce. I stopped by People today to look at the MM articles. It's one big ad for the clothing and accessories she wears. Why am I not surprised her stans don't have any better taste?
There have always been questions as to whether Harry is really Phillip's son....now wifey is making even the favorite brother look bad.And I believe DNA tests should be done on Andrew and Brice Taylor. Anywhoo. The Curse is a sure bet," All the plans of the dark ones to hurt others back fire back onto themselves, their enemies are blessed."
@Ann, I don't think she can do Hallmark movies, or any fiction movies. Reality or documentaries, and neither one of them pay that well.
The real income stream for middle-aged actresses these days is merchandise lines - see Reese Witherspoon's Draper James, Jessica Alba's Honest, GOOP, Bethany Frankel, etc.
The problem is, in order to buy your merchandise, women have to want to be like you, and does anyone want to be like Meghan Markle?
She appears to have some super-fans, but it's hard to tell if they're real or paid.
Markle could never act, not is she intelligent. Face it all she has to merchandise is her drug abusing prince and Archificial oh and while she thinks she could sell rattle on the royal family, Markle has been exposed as a bad liar who not even Sunshine Sux could sell.
The Kardashians have a different target group, though - younger women, often urban women, possibly women without children and and therefore with more disposable income to spend on inexpensive things.
I don't think that target group is interested in Meg, and older women aren't that interested in her either.
Well JesustakeTheWheel. There's at least one royal who is being investigated for being a degenerate rapist and Meghan has THE NERVE to see her agent in LA? The grifty grifterness of it all is appalling I tell you
Marble is in her early 40s. No one younger is interested in her, and anyone older than 40 just don't care about her. Look at the magazines on the news racks. Markle's not on any covers. Let her take meetings in Hollywood where she's going to underwhelm everyone, even the office secretaries.
Markle's not too bright. As Nutty Flavor suggested, Markle should have had a continuing television show in Britain where she traveled around the Commonwealth discovering villages, interesting ruins, interesting places to visit, and places to eat. She would have been a star. Nope. Too stupid to think of that. Markle is the narcissist half-wit wife married to the whining half-wit. Two half-wits do not make a full wit; no, the stupidity is multiplied many times over.
She is the wife if the Duke if Sussex. Why not feature sights and businesses in Sussex ( without making them pay her). Architecture, small businesses, artisans, history.... Prove her worth as an influencer by promoting Sussex.
@Nutty I see your point. But Megs and her faux socialite persona, built with the help of faux-socials like Jessica Mulroney--are aimed at targeting the older version of those same Kartrashian types. And she'd knock it out of the park with that Frau crowd
She does not hate 'being a waving hand in a pillbox hat or riding in a carriage' whatsoever.
What she hates is that people despise her, that nobody fawns over her, that the public can see right through her. Her 3.5 engagements haven't been enough for her to hate anything about them. She wants to be loved, admired and respected, waving hand or not waving hand. She doesn't care how that admiration comes, as long as she gets it, because she believes she's entitled to it. That's why she tries everything, cookbooks, 'designing' a 2-piece work wardrobe of black pants and a white shirt, her Pinterest wall Vogue thingie, decorating fake cakes, scribbling bananas, being a professional victim in her own documentary, she would try anything, but she's no Kate, so she will never be liked.
The only thing she excels at, is being detestable.
Markle is a clone. There are many of them. Produced for specific reasons. Govt has had the technology for at least 60 yrs now. This one was produced for distraction. Worked like a charm.
Markle
ReplyDeleteGood ole megs
ReplyDeleteMassive Markle
ReplyDeleteYawnnnnn
ReplyDeleteStill lusting Hollywood Fame?
ReplyDeleteYou won the ultimate lottery, even Grace gave it up, and she was A Lister!
Megan Markle
ReplyDeletePlus countless In-N-Out runs.
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile Harry will be lecturing at Griffith Observatory.
Are they doing a reboot, The Devil in Miss Markle?
ReplyDeleteShe clearly does not want to be a royal, in the British public servant sense. Cut her loose, and let her try to be the great actress and celeb she thinks she is.
ReplyDeleteMake her go away!!!
ReplyDeleteBrayson, it'll be a Food Channel remake of Insatiable.
ReplyDeleteIs she really Royal? Really?
ReplyDeleteCan't we just call her "aging hooker, married to a royal"....?
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DeleteShe is a Princess. Respect
ReplyDeleteNope. Her title is by marriage so she is Prince Harry.
DeleteShe's a duchess and will never be a princess in her own right.
DeleteNo she isn’t and her douchess title isn’ Even valid because under British law titles like that can only be given to a British citizen and the ho isn’t one and never will be
Delete@indie Rags but did she REALLY? I mean you are in every tabloid but what a boring way to live. Waving, cutting ribbons, shaking hands. Meg didn't really think it out. Such a dull existence, however pampered, and even then she is not supposed to take swag, dress sexy, be provocative, have political opinions, be paid to wear designers etc. I would HATE this life because it is just a dull figurehead. She LOVED attention. Now she hates being a waving hand in a pillbox hat or riding in a carriage, unable to plaster herself (her own personality or etc) anywhere. But to what ends is she meeting agents? Trying to field what would be 'digestable' offers (the RF wouldn't mind) or trying to figure out what her life would be like IF she divorced Harry?
ReplyDeleteI respect accomplishments.
ReplyDeleteShe held a suitcase on a moronic game show. Then she was in a moronic tv show. And then she married a dolt.
I respect her accordingly.
Okay Dwight.
DeleteI'm beginning to feel sorry for the queen at her age, having to deal with both MM and Andrew.
ReplyDeletewell i hope she pays taxes and stops whining about everything.
ReplyDeletePerhaps her and Andrew could pitch a reality show called; Pedo and The Princess. They could call the pilot - No Sweat!
ReplyDeleteIf her job was to distract from Andrew, that plan went to sh!t, no more reason to keep her in the family. Maybe Harry was taking one for the team. Would explain why they hired a yachter.
ReplyDeleteThey are beginning to remind me more and more of the Duke and Duchess of Windsor, except that they’re exiling themselves.
ReplyDeleteGood for her, that family she married into is a mess with skewed priorities. Harry and Meghan should stay in the U.S.
ReplyDeleteYes, please come to the US. We're facing a shortage of narcissistic dumbfucks.
ReplyDeleteWhen I discovered RF members earn £100,00 plus from each charity patronage I realized Harry and Meghan are so much better than that.
ReplyDeleteShe was an awful actress before. I actually checked her out on the Hallmark thing she did and she was awful, so affected in her delivery. What has changed? Nothing. The production companies will lose money and will be negatively affected by the affiliation unless she’s doing a documentary about her yacht whoring days with the sick, Satan-worshipping pedos... that could get some traction.
ReplyDeleteHonestly, I never heard of Sparkle before her courtship with Harry. Was she that big a star before they hooked up, or is she squeezing the royal connection for some bucks? She seems so out of place in that family. Oddly so. I can't imagine her being in the picture for very long. I see her as the next Sarah Ferguson. Pop out a few heirs and then pushed off to the side.
ReplyDeleteHeirs to what?
DeleteHarry is sixth in line.
Andrew has been essentially fired. Lost his 250k salary; apparently it was Charles who made the decision; it's about time
ReplyDeleteMarkle. She will be lucky to get Hallmark movies after her divorce. I stopped by People today to look at the MM articles. It's one big ad for the clothing and accessories she wears. Why am I not surprised her stans don't have any better taste?
ReplyDeleteGood for her!
ReplyDeleteThere have always been questions as to whether Harry is really Phillip's son....now wifey is making even the favorite brother look bad.And I believe DNA tests should be done on Andrew and Brice Taylor. Anywhoo. The Curse is a sure bet," All the plans of the dark ones to hurt others back fire back onto themselves, their enemies are blessed."
ReplyDeleteGet your Names and Generations in order.
DeleteThen come back and try again. Idiot.
@Ann, I don't think she can do Hallmark movies, or any fiction movies. Reality or documentaries, and neither one of them pay that well.
ReplyDeleteThe real income stream for middle-aged actresses these days is merchandise lines - see Reese Witherspoon's Draper James, Jessica Alba's Honest, GOOP, Bethany Frankel, etc.
The problem is, in order to buy your merchandise, women have to want to be like you, and does anyone want to be like Meghan Markle?
She appears to have some super-fans, but it's hard to tell if they're real or paid.
Markle could never act, not is she intelligent. Face it all she has to merchandise is her drug abusing prince and Archificial oh and while she thinks she could sell rattle on the royal family, Markle has been exposed as a bad liar who not even Sunshine Sux could sell.
Delete@Nutty if those Kartrashian skanks can sell merch, so can Megs. Never underestimate the unintelligence of sub hoi polloi
ReplyDeleteThe Kardashians have a different target group, though - younger women, often urban women, possibly women without children and and therefore with more disposable income to spend on inexpensive things.
ReplyDeleteI don't think that target group is interested in Meg, and older women aren't that interested in her either.
Well JesustakeTheWheel. There's at least one royal who is being investigated for being a degenerate rapist and Meghan has THE NERVE to see her agent in LA?
ReplyDeleteThe grifty grifterness of it all is appalling I tell you
That's a retread of a previous blind item. Every six months or so, Enty claims that she desperately tries to get parts in major productions.
ReplyDeletehttps://i.imgur.com/oYul6KK.jpg
ReplyDeleteMarble is in her early 40s. No one younger is interested in her, and anyone older than 40 just don't care about her. Look at the magazines on the news racks. Markle's not on any covers. Let her take meetings in Hollywood where she's going to underwhelm everyone, even the office secretaries.
ReplyDeleteMarkle's not too bright. As Nutty Flavor suggested, Markle should have had a continuing television show in Britain where she traveled around the Commonwealth discovering villages, interesting ruins, interesting places to visit, and places to eat. She would have been a star. Nope. Too stupid to think of that. Markle is the narcissist half-wit wife married to the whining half-wit. Two half-wits do not make a full wit; no, the stupidity is multiplied many times over.
She is the wife if the Duke if Sussex. Why not feature sights and businesses in Sussex ( without making them pay her). Architecture, small businesses, artisans, history.... Prove her worth as an influencer by promoting Sussex.
ReplyDeletetranslates to the soHO Ho is looking to find out who will be her new pimp
ReplyDelete@Nutty I see your point. But Megs and her faux socialite persona, built with the help of faux-socials like Jessica Mulroney--are aimed at targeting the older version of those same Kartrashian types. And she'd knock it out of the park with that Frau crowd
ReplyDelete@ JL - I believe the title is “Princess Henry of Wales”.
ReplyDeleteMM does seem to have some stans who are probably gullible enough to purchase clothing from her dull, overpriced “fashion line”.
kiki, you are so so so very wrong.
ReplyDeleteShe does not hate 'being a waving hand in a pillbox hat or riding in a carriage' whatsoever.
What she hates is that people despise her, that nobody fawns over her, that the public can see right through her. Her 3.5 engagements haven't been enough for her to hate anything about them. She wants to be loved, admired and respected, waving hand or not waving hand. She doesn't care how that admiration comes, as long as she gets it, because she believes she's entitled to it. That's why she tries everything, cookbooks, 'designing' a 2-piece work wardrobe of black pants and a white shirt, her Pinterest wall Vogue thingie, decorating fake cakes, scribbling bananas, being a professional victim in her own documentary, she would try anything, but she's no Kate, so she will never be liked.
The only thing she excels at, is being detestable.
Markle is a clone.
ReplyDeleteThere are many of them. Produced for specific reasons.
Govt has had the technology for at least 60 yrs now.
This one was produced for distraction. Worked like a charm.
Can we re-clone Jennifer Connelly from around 1992 because those jugs were amazing
DeleteShe's kind of long on the tooth and getting geriatric for Hollywood, isn't she? And the royalty shit really isn't great shakes here.
ReplyDeleteEven if Megan Markle does start Acting again. I can guarantee that it will never be on the level that She thinks it's going to be on.
ReplyDeleteMost likely She will only be offered Cameos here and there for Network TV Shows or Maybe some Comedy Type Films.
@Derp
ReplyDeleteMake it 1995 and I'll put you in touch with my resident mad scientist.
Lmao why clone markle when there are thousands of better and more beautiful women.
ReplyDeleteMeggy seems desperate.