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It was nice to see this couple hit the red carpet together at a recent movie premiere. The A-/B+ list actress/singer has been on the rocks with her husband, unlike her co-star who thinks a happy marriage is always being on the rocks.
Irina Menzel
ReplyDeleteIdina */Kristin Bell
DeleteA happy marriage always on the ricks? Holy shit that sounds like way too much work
ReplyDeleteIKR....that's why I wanna stay Single !
DeleteYou're still single, Indie, because your only chat-up line is:
Delete"Want sum fuk?"
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So the co-star hits the bottle a lot?
ReplyDeleteMarriage isn't a house, it's a ship, and real boats rock.
ReplyDelete@Bray nice one!
ReplyDeleteYeah, a ship as in a fifth of Cutty Sark.
ReplyDelete@Krgl, Actually it's from Frank Herbert. He wrote something like, "Show me a completely smooth operation and I'll show you someone who's covering up mistakes. Real boats rock."
ReplyDeleteAnd who knows if he got it from somewhere. But yeah you always know something is up when a marriage seems too perfect.
Of course nothing is perfect. But your marriage shouldn’t be like the Flying Dutchman crashing into the Mary Celeste in a category 5 hurricane. Life way too short for that shit.
ReplyDelete@Tricia13, don't you mean Adele Nazeem? LOL
ReplyDeleteHah!@Sarcastic- nit one of Travolta’s finer moments. That and the masseuse groping stuff
Delete@Derp, Hey some people like ponds, some people like waves. It's all about communication 👍
ReplyDeleteMarriage is not like a boat. It's like an expensive Scotch. When it's too often on the rocks you're left with and empty wallet and a massive headache.
ReplyDeleteI believe marriage is an impossibility.
ReplyDeleteI believe marriage is an impossibility.
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