Thursday, December 19, 2019

Today's Blind Items - The Clean Freak

It only took one for his reputation to be known. He is foreign born. He is an A-/B+ list mostly movie actor. He does those movies that seemingly are only released at the end of the year begging for awards. He is not stranger to controversial movies. He is a creature of the night. He hates doing press for movies because he has to be up during the day. He is under 30, but his skin has this waxy look to it because he hates going out in the daylight. His love life has largely been secret. There was one romance with an Oscar nominee/winner. She spread the word. Since then, there have been no actresses who have gone near him. He does have fans though, and they have spread the word around social media to the point where now when he wants to "explore" he has to hire women.

He has a white room. White walls. White bed. White sheets. One woman who had been there said it was a dystopian hospital room type feel, but luxurious. The luxury materials were this contrast to the sterile look. She said it made you feel more at ease before he would begin his examination. This is his kink. The room has extra strong lights and gets incredibly bright. He examines every inch, and every curve of the naked woman and he says he is looking to see if she is dirty. He pokes and prods while also pleasuring himself. He rarely gets repeat guests. 

57 comments:

  1. Timothy chamolotee

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  2. So Timmmmmotheeeee Chalamet is straight now?

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  3. i am so down with this

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  4. And is from New York.

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  5. Chalamet is not foreign born he was born in NYC

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  6. This is very similar to the BI that was Alexander Skarsgard.

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  7. Montana, that's what I was thinking.


    Nicholas Hoult?

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  8. Lol.
    William Poulter maybe? Revenant.. Movies that beg for Oscars. Not sure if he dated a well known actress though

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  9. George Mackay? Saoirse Ronan

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  10. I thought Poulter, but cant find him matches with any type of date.

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  11. Poulter also looks creepy

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  12. He does. Joints a good guess but he’s 30 I think

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  13. Daniel Kaluuya (he IS 30 though) from Get Out fits perfectly.and Lupita for the actress.

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    1. Kaluuya is pretty much the opposite of pale and "waxy" lol!

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    2. True LOL TBH I clearly missed the PALE part. You can give me waxy though 🤣

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  14. Hoult*
    Thomas Brodie-Sangster?The kid from Love Actually?

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  15. Or maybe Barry Keogan from Killing if a Sacred Deer. He is 27 and from Ireland

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  16. I really don't want to imagine Jojen Reed fingering some chick in a makeshift hospital room while he touches himself.

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  17. Poulter is creepy and really pretentious in interviews. No rating on the actress,it could be anyone. Short romance,off the radar at least here.

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  18. @Guessr. True... loved him on Were the Miller’s so funny

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  19. Nicholas Hoult dated Jennifer Lawrence.

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  20. Saoirse Ronan is a closet case and any actor she 'dates' is for bearing purposes.

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  21. As creepy as this blind is...why the waxy skin?
    Does he apply something or is it some medical condition?

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    1. Lack of sunlight makes your skin look pale & waxy.

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  23. I like the Barry Keogan guess. He always struck me as odd but I cant make it fully fit. Will Poulter doesnt really do Oscar Baity movies. Holt could fit too.

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  24. Weird, but very tame fetish. That’s some easy money those hookers are making.

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  25. Yeah I remember something similar with Sarsgaard or however you spell it. Maybe this guy and him could be friends?

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  26. The guy who played the vampire in Twilight? He doesn't seem weird and creepy enough though.

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  27. Michael Fassbender - He is one waxy looking dude!
    https://slate.com/culture/2012/06/michael-fassbenders-david-in-prometheus-is-just-the-latest-great-robot-performance.html

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  28. No way is this Timothy who is decidedly A list at this point.. what A lister has he dated... and he is decidently closeted.

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  29. OMG seriously in the Hollywood freak show what is bad about an examination? In a reality where dudes insist on threesomes, abusive sex, exploitation, closeted stuff, are selfish in bed... if some dude wants to examine you... how is this major sh*t? Sounds pretty easy pedestrian to me.

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  30. Probably found a few dingle berries in his explorations.

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  31. K, we need an army of orderlies to surround H'weird, gather up the nutjobs, and dump them all on Little St. James Island. If it gets too crowded, they can move some to Great St. James They can all go crazy on each other.

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  32. Do you remember the blind items last year about Ruth Wilson and how Joshua Jackson had treated her on the set of "The Affair", leaving her no choice but to leave?
    Well, it turns out she's broken her NDA a few days ago, and accuses the showrunner and one of the directors-producers to have constantly pushed her to shoot gratuitous nude scenes to create more buzz around the show. Nothing about Jackson.

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    1. It was not JJ. It was Dominic West. JJ quit in solidarity. Now its the nude scenes...

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  33. I want to know what happens if he finds a dirty spot on whoever the participant lady is !! Does that blow his self pleasuring , or does that turn him on more 0.0 ! and does he talk to her about his examination as he does it.. One has to wonder wtf his parents (probably mother) did to him, to provoke this sort of behaviour.. SOMETHING must have caused this manifestation..!

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  34. Omg! Look at who’s here! The Datalounge celebrity himself, Angela!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂


    https://www.datalounge.com/thread/24687860-i-m-the-angela-at-cdan.-ama-provided-it-s-funny-


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  35. He could just make them take a bath or shower first. Guess the humiliation is part of the kink.

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  36. This is psycho material right here. Does he have a speculum for interior exams. One A list rapper you all know does this crap.

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    1. Eww, will you give a hint on the rapper?

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  37. (Adam Driver came to my mind, too, but he’s 36 and Star Wars revival awards are more the razzies kind.

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  38. Caleb Landry Jones - 30 yrs old

    As of 2018, he has been in 4 films that were Oscar nominated for Best Picture: No Country for Old Men (2007), The Social Network (2010), Get Out (2017), and Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri (2017).
    He also does lots of indie films. His bio on Wikipedia doesn’t even HAVE a Personal section for him. 😂

    Also, he looks waxy AF:
    https://m.imdb.com/name/nm2655177/mediaviewer/rm2830873856




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  39. Robert Pattinson?

    Plays Cream's White Room with the girl.

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  40. I am only slightly turned on.

    also, @count I'm disappointed in your comment. this is the perfect blind for your usual debauchery to go full force.

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  41. Anonymous8:56 AM

    I agree with the easy money for a hooker comment. Definitely not boyfriend or dating material though.

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  42. Timothee Chalamet's love life is far from secret! He dated Lourdes Leon for a long time and those pics of him and Lily Rose Depp making out on a boat just came out a few months ago.

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