Blind Item #10
Posted by ent lawyer at 11:00 AM
Labels: blind item
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36 comments:
Cowell
/Lauren Silverman
I wonder if Cowell likes to be milked ???
Maybe it’s Strahan?
Definitely don't want to take a look inside his luggage.
Cowbell 🐄🔔
So he is going high, as in mile high?
@MyDogSmiles, WTH does that mean?
*likes to be milked 😂
Drew Carey?
I don't think Simon hosts any of the shows he's on
@yepthatsme You've never noticed Cowell's enormous man boobs...
Chris Harrison?
We call this "pulling a Dweezil" at our house.
Cowell and his magnificent titties
Strahan was my first thought
URBAN DICTIONARY:
*milking*
when someone jerks off/ fucks a guy until every drop of cum comes out
*milking the prostate*
Ejaculation technique performed by an oject, usually finger, being inserted up the rectum and stroke the prostate gland. This is allegedly where the male G-spot resides.
*milking a dick*
After ejaculating and while laying in bed your significant other grabs the shaft of your cock and begins to milk it to extract the rest of the semen in your penis.
*milking of the cow*
The art of having your salad tossed on all fours whilst the penis is stroked in a downward motion like a cows teat.
You are all so very welcome ;)
@Rosie, thanks, for the images I cant get out of my head now of SIMON being milked in all the above positions!
Jesus, @Rosie!!
Strahan
@yepthatsme Pass me the mind bleach when you've finished with it !
Rosie - 'milking the cow' sounds a lot like a 'playing the rusty trombone'. I guess the only difference is the stroking is more horizontal than downward.
Thanks, @Rosie riveter! I will be mooing at my significant other in bed later. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! lol
hardwick
Anyone else think Cowell has breast implants?
Rosie makes me long for the Count. Wish I could rewind my life and miss that post.
Haha
I wouldn't want anyone out here misinformed.
Steve Harvey
I love you, Rosie. You're awesome!!!
You're offering?
Jerkoff is truly vile. Typical incel emboldened by a lack of class.
Strahan does not have a girlfriend. Some stripper awhile back but no GF that I can recall.
Oh Rosie - you naughty naughty girl. LOL.
Seacrest. Yea I know he's gay but Enty didn't say the gender of the flight attendant.
Rosiiiie!!!!
Seacrest. Perpetual "bachelor"...faker
Michael Stray-han
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