Blind Items Revealed #3
The fighting between the one named talk show host and the alliterate talk show host is nothing new. It goes way way back to when the alliterate talk show host outed the the now long time partner of the one named talk show host. By happenstance, that night was also the first time they hooked up.
Ellen/Wendy Williams/Portia de Rossi
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Meghan Markle
Portia is the funniest of the three.
I think even Helen Keller could have figured this out since Ellen had already came out and been in other relationships. Wendy does what Wendy does, finds a rival to go after and goes after her. She's done it her whole career.
I know like thousands of Helen Keller jokes. You ready for it?
Meghan Markle will appear on Ellen Show to talk about her victimhood!
go ahead derp
I thought Ellen and Portia were divorcing?
How about the classic one? Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand
If only Ellen had some sort of deformity that old Canklecucked could mock? I mean apart from looking like a young thyroidic Lloyd Bridges.
I dunno why?
She needs the other hand to moan and groan. Come on that’s a no brainer.
It gets worse from here. I took an improv class then ditched that for the standup class next door after one of the students had a meltdown onstage. I was working out this whole routine how Helen Keller ordered a Braille version of the Kama sutra for her honeymoon night but accidentally blinded her husband instead
bwahahaha I was playing straight man Derp.
"By happenstance, that night was also the first time they hooked up."
Who? Ellen and Wendy, or Ellen and Portia?
I was thinking Wendy and Portia myself
And the most honest
@yepthatsme Guess that means Oprah is out of favour
Ellen should have thanked Wendy. Maybe Portia being outed meant they could get together more easily. Portia may have been reluctant to get with someone so high profile.
Everyone gets mad at Wendy for blowing up their spot LOL
Portia was sorta like Jodie Fostter, in that everyone knew she was gay, she just never talked about it in interviews.
Wendy hooking up with Helen. I'm not feeling this one. Wendy is entertaining in the same way that Ellen is entertaining. Neither of them is attractive. If you're not hot, you're not shit.
^^Wendy hooking up with Helen [Keller?]^^
Wendy seems to do this a lot. That bish should stay in her lane lest someone outs her penii
“Rug munchers... I love it”!!!
Good thing Ellen has loads of money otherwise she'd be sleeping alone every night. She doesn't have the looks and she sure doesn't have a winning (real) personality. Too bad for Portia; I'm sure she keeps her eyes closed.
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