Tuesday, January 07, 2020

Blind Items Revealed #5

December 27, 2019

This older permanent A+ list model is looking for a new boyfriend but is telling potential suitors that she plans on remaining celibate the rest of her life and that sex just complicates things.

Christie Brinkley

33 comments:

Unknown said...

At least she is being honest. Lol.

Huckleberry said...

Well good luck to her then. Unless an automatic hall pass comes with this arrangement, not many guys are going to be interested.

sandybrook said...

She can beard and pretend she's cougaring like Kate Beckinsale.

Brayson87 said...

But she still charges by the hour right?

Molly Oh said...

She's in her 60's, she probably has no sex drive anymore & is dry down there.

Brayson87 said...

Damn Molly, ageist at all?

Blaise said...

So who gets paid, him or her.

earlybird2 said...

Maybe she has a medical condition, or rich guys are terrible lays

cece said...

Not everybody has high hormones. I don’t - everybody raves about sex, but I’m mentally making my grocery list. People are all different.

kiki71 said...

I'm sure she will find some takers. Some guy who wants the press and exposure and 'prestige' of it - look at all the fake relationships in Hollywood. She could socially be someone's girlfriend but then let him sleep with other women. Plenty of takers I am sure.

Rosie riveter said...

Ok so... Obvs you're just on my shitlist today but it's annoying af that once again you post wo thinking.
This is not actually ageist. It is true-ist
Sometimes I wonder if u just post stuff to be the cool, woke schitts Creek David and have everyone like you.
Relax. You're good enough being you.
Just. Be. You.

Lorkhan said...

She had a serious skiing accident & was in a helicopter crash a long time ago & was left with nerve damage. As a young woman with nerve damage myself I can see the effect of that plus menopause would leave her wanting a different kind of relationship. That's ok. At least she's honest. We can't all be sex bombs for life, yo.

Brayson87 said...

@Rosie, There are lots of horny older people, there are lots of asexual younger people. When Molly said that because a woman was in her 60's she probably had no sex drive, that seemed a little ageist to me. Reduced maybe, but saying no sex drive based solely on being older, how is that not ageist? Do you know how many swingers there are in retirement communities? Some folks f*ck until they die.

Woke? This has been me before any of this Woke bullsh!t started. Every human is equally worthy and equally worthless. You are not special, you are as special as everyone else.

Anonymous said...

Anyone catch her new face? It's a disaster. Her face is going to star in the next Youtube video with the botched plastic surgery cases.

Aquagirl said...

Damn, I was so sure that this was Iman!

Mrs Libnish said...

@ Brayson, if you find a horny 60 year old woman, check her bank account. Unless she is on hormone replacement therapy, it's most likely the mojave desert in the nether regions. There are options, but I wouldn't do it unless it was for true love. Or money, hahaha. Just kidding.

Substance D said...

So her squeeze box is fried. God gave women three holes knowing this will happen. Redundancy isn't just for airplanes and nuclear power plants.

Brayson87 said...

F*cking christmas, a$$holes are dry too but people make it work, it's called lube.

TwoDots said...

Why is it necessarily an issue with her? Maybe she just got bored of faking it for some guy 🤷🏼‍♀️

OKay said...

@cece Can I introduce you to my son? Sex doesn't appear to even be on his radar. Let's just say that's a VERY different attitude from his parents'. LOL

cece said...

Haha

O.D. Cleaver said...

Made me laugh and I'm a 55 year old woman.

Count Jerkula said...

If she pays for my hookers, i'll be her boyfriend. Otherwise she gonna be changing some old Sumner Redstome types diapers.

Elvis Belushi said...

She's just weeding out the "sport fuckers"

YummyBoogers said...

If Christie isn't game for standard fare, missionary style copulation (which literally only requires a swash of lube and her willingness to lay down upon on a plush surface for a few minutes) then WHY IN THE HELL would she ever be down for a potential mudslide by utilizing the rear entrance?!? That ish requires PLANNING. We're talking high fiber diet for days prior, fasting the day of, and douching the lower deck to prevent mud barnacles, if ya catch my drift. 😉😂

If Christie is hanging a 'Closed' sign on the front door these days, the back door has been boarded up and bolted shut for decades. No ageism here, because a GIRL'S GOTTA RETIRE SOMETIME! She made sex with Billy Joel and that weirdo pedophile dude after him. She's MORE than earned her right to retire!!!

SkullChimpyCheese said...

Sex and menopause is probably about as predictable as hair after chemo.

Regardless all the wives tales, you'll probably still be having plenty to keep your head covered.

The way most people talk it's getting married not getting old that kills the sex drive of a woman.

Sd Auntie said...

Sound like it to me Brayson. Women hate their moms is nothing new.

cece said...

Q: How do you cure a nymphomaniac?
A: Marry her.

Rome said...

I always wondered why a mook like Billy Joel dumped her ass. Now I know.

GentleBreeze said...

Menopause hit me like a ton of bricks. One needs prescription lube (literally) for comfortable sex. If it was just the old in and out, OK. but no, he needs the whole production. ix-nay.

Anonymous said...


Why would you believe this blind ? What makes you think that Enty has access to that information?

DWelsh said...

cece, you've had some awful sex if you make grocery lists in your head. This is coming from a woman btw.

cece said...

Yeah, I hate to blame it solely on bad sex. It was mostly how my ex and I just weren’t meant to be together. Hard to have good sex if you don’t feel loved, or that’s my take on it anyway.

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