Thursday, February 20, 2020

Blind Items Revealed #3

February 11, 2020

"He is essentially a star f**er. That's what happened. There was a woman he met who he could look at on television and he has a thing for meeting famous people too. It happens all the time, it just doesn't usually happen to a foreign born A+ lister, although in a different list kind of way."

A former A+ list athlete turned stripper loving celebrity who will probably get married because of performance issues from all the years doing HGH.

Prince Harry/Meghan Markle/Alex "A-Rod" Rodriguez/Jennifer Lopez

36 comments:

  1. Yep, Megan and Harry are moving in the cream of society now! 🤣

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  2. I think when you are a Royal, people would jump at the chance to meeting you, you don't get that chance very often.

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  3. Damn, even A-Rod looks down on the BRF.

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  4. So is this blind saying that ARod called Harry a starf$%cker and that is why he is with Megan?

    I dont really understand the writing

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    1. Me neither. Had to read it a few times

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  5. Lol @ Markle being a "star."

    As Wilde said, regarding the Half-Prince, we're all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the shit we're wallowing in.

    Hope JP Morgan's guests are flattered by the brilliance chosen to present to them.

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  6. Star-f**ker, kiddie f**ker, racists, bribery, corruption, that's some real top notch nobility they've got on that island.

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  7. Waiting for Canseco to call them thirsty trash.

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  8. i don't understand the correlation in this blind at all
    who fcked who? is a-rod marrying jlo bec of erectile dysfunction... whut?! is jlo a lesbian then? im so confused...

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  9. Did AROD and HARRY sleep together? That makes as much sense as this blind!

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  10. Daryl Strawberry and Tanya Harding won't return Fat Markle's calls.

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    1. Well how is Meghan going to finalize the deets on the Tanya-Meghan Jell-O Deathmatch if Tanya can't be bothered answer her dang phone?!

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  11. +1 J on the Canseco comment 😂🤣

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  12. @J, Bob's Big Boy won't return her calls either.

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  13. @gauloise: Yes. The quote is from ARod, claiming that Harry is a star f**ker, with Meghan being the star. The item is also saying, at the bottom, that ARod has "performance" issues from doing steroids for years.

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  14. On the contrary, Brayson, she's keeping Bob's in business.

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  15. Sy Sperling is dead. Not just the Hair Club For Men President, but also a client.

    All you baldy royals, pour out one for your homie.

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  16. So A-Rod speaks Entish?
    "Foreign born A+ lister"?
    0_0

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  17. If Arod's quote is accurate then what happened?? If Harry just a starfucker why did he settle for a b list cable actress?? I'm sure he could have scored a much higher rated star.

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  18. The implication is Harry's too stupid to know that, and he thinks Blimp Markle IS a big star.

    Big, yes, but...

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  19. Thanks for the translation @Bubbles!

    You think as a British prince he would have had chances to meet more popular actresses.

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  20. The Royals should have gotten rid of Harry the second he started prancing around in that Nazi uniform.

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  21. @texasrose, She probably used all her yachter tricks to make in him fall for her, like eating his a$$ and threesomes.

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  22. It's like a fairy tale... handsome halfprince of dubious paternity falls in love with America's biggest star, suitcase bimbo #26 from deal or no deal season 4.

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  23. I’m glad I’m not the only confused one here.

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  24. I think this is 2 blinds that were put together. I remember reading the A-Rod/J-Lo one, but not the Harry/Markle one.

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  25. So Markle will be boxing Paula Jones in a couple years then?

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  26. @Brayson87 - True Dat!!

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  27. Christ on a cracker; read through this 3 freeking times and still don't what this is about.

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  28. I still contend that MM was hired to deflect attention from Andy, then she went rogue.

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  29. Harry is a star f*cker only he didn’t even have the brains to find a star. Just a D list cable show actress about to be a nobody.

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  30. HGH doesn't cause sterility or ED.

    Synthetic Steroids would.

    Try to get your science straight Enty.

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  31. They should put his wig on top of his coffin.

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  32. I'm sorry, I am supposed to believe that the words "it just doesn't usually happen to a foreign born A+ lister, although in a different list kind of way" literally came out of A Rod's mouth? He actually speaks in blind items?

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