Today's Blind Items - Botched

The foreign born former A+ list female rapper may be famed for her shapely behind, but it’s not quite all it’s cracked up to be. You see, as confirmed by our celebrity after years of speculation, she did in fact have the enhancement- but this was no professional job. The woman responsible for the “surgery” has worked on numerous other celebs, but is currently incarcerated after a client died from complications, unsurprisingly. 

Though the asset gained her notoriety and proved to be useful iconography for her career, it’s more of a hinderance nowadays. What it is comprised of was never meant to be in a human body. It takes several pairs of opaque Spanx to retain the appearance it’s famed for. Every sexy stage outfit or risqué look she’s known to wear must be tweaked and tailored as to not draw attention to particular areas where its unnatural appearance is most apparent. 

It is only ever unconcealed when it can be photoshopped. The last time she went without said Spanx was for a December 2023 performance, which drew unwanted attention. Even with her fortune, it is a very costly, dangerous and meticulous process to rectify all the migrated silicone and retain its famous shape. There are only so many disgruntled stylists you can go through before lips start flapping.