The former singing television actress who may or may not be able to read, can't afford to hire security and bodyguards for herself, so when she goes on tour she likes to feel like a big shot and requires in her rider a minimum of of four security guards surrounding her at all times. Then she travels to the next city with no security and starts the process again.
Lea Michele
Speaking of permanent A list singers, this one can actually sing. Plus, you have to love a guy who hates doing anything in the daytime, but agreed because it was important, and still managed to do a couple of bumps of coke before he spoke. That is rock star stuff.
The Christmas makeup brand has been accused of cooking the books in the past. So, I hope the A list celebrity got a lot more cash than stock.
E.l.f./Hailey Baldwin Bieber/Rhode
Speaking of exes, an ex of the permanent A list singer said she would lie all the time about being pregnant.
Speaking of messy and co-star hookups, this chef show actress is promoting a new movie but has only trashed her ex without using his name.
This north of the border actor once starred in this always popular pay cable show. He was on the downlow with his his current girlfriend/co-star in a streaming show because he is also seeing someone else, but his co-star found out and things are messy.
This former 80's sitcom actress is broke but doesn't want anyone to know it. So, instead of getting a job, she is going to do the whole convention tour thing.
So far, this married actress/celebrity has not said a peep after being accused of faking terminal cancer and abortions.
It is pretty shocking that in all the times we have seen this former Housewife drunk on television that she has never mentioned the affair she had with the father of the permanent A list singer/sometime actress.
Dorinda Medley/Lady Gaga
This London based fame-hungry red carpet reporter has made a career out of name-dropping and knowing just enough to stay invited. But she finally went too far when she was caught quietly feeding details about a recent high-profile TV breakup to her favorite tabloid pals. One daytime veteran, still licking her wounds from a messy split was tipped off by one of the said pals and cut ties immediately. No more lunches, no more plus-ones and certainly no more panel gossip. Now our loose-lipped lady is scrambling to get back into the group chat… but no one’s replying. Maybe they found out she was sleeping with the friend's ex too.
Someone online said they would win a bet if I made this your favorite Beach Boys song. I was actually going to do your favorite music movie biopic, but always happy to help someone win a bet.
This streamer is now claiming that he once had a crush on a girl, who is from the same group that our streamer made a career out of espousing hatred against. Obviously, this is a lie, as this streamer has never been attracted to a female in his life.
Nick Fuentes
Don't believe the hype. This permanent A list "singer" will never testify in the ongoing federal trial or literally in anything because she isn't credible.
Britney Spears/Sean Combs
This week the alliterate actress said she thinks she should be an A+ list movie star. Now, she is trying to convince us she hasn't had any work done to herself. Next week it will bee she never did drugs and didn't make a sex list to be found by the tabloids.
Lindsay Lohan
Everyone seems shocked that the singer/actress/producer vapes. She has done it for years. When she stopped for awhile a couple of years ago she gained a bunch of weight and vowed to never let that happen again.
The directional rapper is running all over the world trying to stay ahead of the feds and process servers.
French Montana
This recent bride thought for years her actor boyfriend would hit it big and she would be set. He had substance problems though and ended up not being able to get any new television shows for awhile, so she dumped him. She tried other ways to land a rich guy, but could never do it until she found the rich musician with the richer brother, but again their are substance issues. This won't last.
The north of the border singer keeps showing off online himself hanging out with other women and talking to them online and meanwhile his wife just puts up with it. She got her money. Now, would be a great time to walk away.
Speaking of the A- list actress, her Oscar nominated former co-star/nemesis has been dating a standup comedian (also going to be in the reboot of that workplace show) but doesn't want anyone to know. She likes to keep all her relationships secret because they inevitably break up with her and she would rather not have to show to the world how many times she has been dumped.
This latest legal move by the A- list actress is just to try and get the A+ list singer back on her side. That ships sailed long ago.
Allegedly this bubble driving diva has been slowly trying to break off her relationship with a specific sponge, but is having a hard time because of a long promo run for a new Movie is starting any day now. Her team wants her to hold out on the breakup but the stress has triggered her ED to be even worse. Her team wants her to wait until after movie promo ends but the singer already has her eyes elsewhere.
That crazy political race in Virginia has ensnared this married teen actor turned adult actor who used to pay for the services of the candidate.
This A- list alliterate actress thinks she is an A++ list movie actress. She isn't. Netflix and Hallmark are her jam and she should accept it.
Lindsay Lohan
I don't know how much money the former A+ list TikTok star makes selling feet photos but it must be a ton for her to always be promoting her feet.
Despite the hundreds of thousands of dollars the family of this killer has raised, apparently, only a tiny fraction is going to actual legal help.
Karmelo Anthony
It is interesting that the new best friend of the A- list actress is married to the guy who controls the professional fate of the sibling of the judge handling the case of the A- list actress.
I know she doesn't care what's happening, but she really must want her state A++ lister husband to crash and burn to do the whole let them eat cake thing this week.
It looks like the wife of this actor who reached his peak on a teen show got tired of him hooking up with women at cons.
This foreign born former A list boy bander turned A list solo singer is hooking up with a trainer. No one knows if it is his trainer though. It would explain the three workouts a day thing he is doing.
The state celebrity has multiple sex tapes floating around Loss Angeles. She didn't even bother to try and make money from them.
This former child/tween/teen actress turned singer didn't decide her wedding day randomly, but by when she reached her weight goal. She has been giving herself extra shots each week.
Demi Lovato
If he really doesn’t want it to happen, then why is the loud and controversial radio personality broadcasting highly detailed instructions to the world on how to carry out truck bombings, assassinations, and other methods of massively escalating civil unrest? Because it would make him millions in emergency supply sales if it happened, that’s why. He already has a bug-out compound in a remote desert town with a fully operational broadcast studio from which he can continue profiting from the chaos.
The foreign born former A list boy bander and his new photos are interesting. The forced voyeur angle is always a nice touch. Really got that old school invasive pap energy, shoos away any ‘wait, isn’t this a little too convenient’ thoughts brewing.
Louis Tomlinson
After last night this award show is rethinking its policy of show up and get an award. It used to be a must attend show. One of the greatest nights in music history happened after one of their shows.
American Music Awards/We Are The World recording
The A list everything in her mind celebrity made a deal with the casino they will buy all unsold tickets and give them away so every show looks like a sell out. She also wants it advertised that way.
Jennifer Lopez/Caesars Palace
Last month when the celebrity announced the sale, the alliterate one went ballistic. Out of her mind with rage that she is not worth the same amount. Yikes. Wait until she sees how much DDG made in one month of streaming. A touch more than the alliterate one has made for the entirety of her career.
This former "kidnap" victim has lots of guys who who pay her bills for her. They all think they are the only one.
Sherri Papini
The barely there celebrity offspring of barely there celebrities sure is good at calling paps when she is going to be out with the permanent A list actor anxiously awaiting the Emmy nominations.
The foreign born flame on superhero was spotted with a new flame, but while she is a recovering ski slope addict, he has no plans to give us his sloping addiction.
After hooking up with one of the reality star’s close friends, the meme actor allegedly took things further, insiders say he stole her underwear. The friend hasn’t denied it, and the reality star remains all smiles in public.
The 80's streaming actor turned singer doesn't want to go and do press for the show. He thinks the fans are being overly harsh to him and just prefers the thought of staying home.
The former yacht girl caught her actor significant other trying to contact his ex. In a fit of rage, she posted her now deleted spicy pics in a way to bid for attention
The former star of the popular hit teen show has found redemption and peace by backtracking to Broadway. She is now ready to assert her truth and let the public know that she was never a racist but simply a perfectionist and to stop them from holding onto a lie that tarnishes her image.
Apparently the foreign born A++ lister is not allowed to push back against his groomer.
Emmanuel Macron/Brigitte Macron
All the press statements about the streaming feat pulled off by the former Disney actress all take subtle shots at the A+ list singer for chat manipulation.
The former gymnast has already blown through all the money everyone gave her.
Mary Lou Retton
This foreign born former A- list singer all of you know, is in a very dangerous place right now. She needs to get some help.
This former manufactured singer must have found an "investor" because she is spending money like crazy that she doesn't really have.
This real life meme/actress/model destroyed her hair and wears a wig which does not look real at all, although she thinks it does.
This recent Tony winner/nominee is leaving a trail of people out for revenge because of the way our winner/nominee used them.
The former bar star is trying to get her kid booked for any projects she can. She is going to be the worst stage mom ever.
Isn't the 80's streaming star/new superhero universe guy supposed to be decades sober? Wasn't that him drinking beer at a Cubs game this weekend?
David Harbour/Stranger Things
These two co-hosts of a daytime talk show were thrown together to keep things light and diverse on the sofa. But off camera? Frosty doesn’t begin to cover it. He thinks she’s too chaotic and beneath him. She thinks he’s patronizing. At rehearsals, they barely speak. When cameras roll, the grins are on and the cackles are loud, but the eye rolls backstage are louder.
Now she’s being favored by the network’s top brass and he’s quietly looking for his exit. Or maybe a reunion with a former flame of the franchise?
If you are a designer and want to feel confident in your future, the editor better not discover that you are giving the alliterate one free stuff to wear.
Anna Wintour/Meghan Markle
Don't believe the hype, the A list actor/sometime director doesn't care about the pint sized actor and the foreign born three named actress.
Ben Affleck/Tom Cruise/Ana de Armas
So, what the alliterate reality star is implying with her themed birthday party is that she let a 5 year old watch a rated R movie enough where it became his favorite.
Kim Kardashian/Deadpool
Speaking of former A++ listers, the north of the border one supposedly recently welcomed a child with the lawyer girlfriend.
The girlfriend of this former A++ lister is tired of staying in the shadows. That is not what she signed up for. She is super thirsty. That is how you end up dead.
I don't know if this was a trend throughout the entirety of the festival, but this permanent A list actress had two bodyguards with her for most of the festival. One of them was arrested because he had robbed someone a month earlier. So, the foxes were guarding the hen house.
Halle Berry/Cannes
He was supposed to be an A+ lister, but crashed and burned along the way. He also made a lot of enemies for life which is why he didn't have that many friends attend his big event.
The former girlfriend of the actor still thinks his hookup with the alliterate actress was just PR and not real. Someday, someone will tell her the truth.
This foreign born former dragon actor is not being asked back for the second season of his hit streaming show. The streamer hates outside conflict and the actor keep stirring it up everywhere.
This two color singer lives in Paris but lies to her fans and says she lives in Asia. Apparently, she also abandoned one of her dogs at a kennel and never went back to get it.
The held against her will Princess had to make her annual public appearance. Her minders were always two feet from her in case she tried to bolt.
Princess Charlene
This A list country singer in a group needs rehab, but the rest of the group wants to continue the tour.
The foreign born celebrity still hasn't hooked up with the three named singer. It seems odd.
Elizabeth Hurley/Billy Ray Cyrus
This Housewife was told they would not have their contract renewed, so she pretended she quit.
At the same party as #11, this winner/nominee got hammered drunk and wouldn't stop singing Benson Boone songs.
This network reality star was nagging producers last night at an awards after party to cast her in something.
The former race car driver's complaints about her ex sound a lot like the same thing this former A- list actress said about her permanent A list actor ex. What do the two men have in common? Hmm.
Danica Patrick/Aaron Rodgers/Jennifer Esposito/Bradley Cooper
Back in the day, this one foreign born actor/comedian, had a stipulation in his contract: he was to appear in each movie, in at least one scene, without pants on. Sometimes it was in underpants, and other times just a towel. He's the one with particular beliefs - rejected by both observant Christians, and highly secular people - who has tried to promote these beliefs. Some might say he's an aspiring ghost. You wonder if anyone will ever bust him.
Of course it was the abuser of the whistleblower who decided on the cremation so there would be no body to exhume. Apparently, that money he got is helping to pay for his new girlfriend.
Robert Giuffre/Virginia Giuffre
What better way for the perpetual victim to promote her upcoming appearance on the show of the alliterate one then by being a victim again and wanting your attention.
Chrissy Teigen/Meghan Markle
The dragon author will literally do anything to not write the next book in the series. He has taken on a new project which will take years to complete.
George R. R. Martin/The Winds of Winter
This foreign born former A list actor thinks no one notices the awful dye job he had done to his hair.
She won't say it out loud, but the A+ list singer has the same view on sports as her future father-in-law.
The north of the border singer who is not married and doesn't hit on 17 year olds, but is in a cult, is set to announce an arena tour which will not sell out.
Shawn Mendes (and the next week he announced it and it won't sell out)
The foreign born superhero was not happy at all that his on again off again significant other decided to get naked on social media. It was like a yachting ad, just like the old days.
This permanent A list "singer" only wears clothes when she is going out or filming something for social media. Otherwise, everyone sees her naked.
This foreign born A list singer told her boyfriend he needed to cut back on the booze or she would leave him. He limits his drinking to days he doesn't see her.
Speaking of cover stories, I can't wait to see what they come up with for this foreign born A+ list athlete and his pregnant mistress.
Airplane Thriller has found her future restraining order boyfriend/baby daddy. The good news is at least she didn't find him on PrisonTok.
The foreign parents of the dead child pay for all the stories to be written which shine the spotlight on other suspects.
This former Disney singer turned A+/A list singer always leaves two tickets at will call under a fake name that no one has figured out yet. There are fans that know the tickets exist and are always trying to guess the name she puts them under.
Speaking of sleeping with the boss, why create a financial award for the workplace when the award has always been given to the guy who slept with the person who decides on the award?
This permanent A list rocker is going to get into a lot of trouble when people catch on to why she has such high turnover on crew. When you stop sleeping with her, you get fired.
You remember that big announcement of the lawsuit against the alliterate former athlete turned broadcaster? He still hasn't been served. All that noise and he still hasn't even been served.
Shannon Sharpe
Not only is the 80's rocker with the cowboy hat and wig holding his band mates hostage for 50% of the gross on tour but he's also making major enemies. If he doesn't play ball with his bandmates for 2026, powerful concert promoters, agents and managers will make sure his solo dates plummet.
Bret Michaels/Poison
So, let me get this straight. The north of the border singer is hanging out with the guy who had to pay millions in a settlement because he was hitting on a 13 year old and now the married north of the border singer is hitting on a 17 year old. Got it.
Justin Bieber/Kyle Massey/Ariana Greenblatt
Will the wealthy bookseller back out of the wedding? No. Was he hooking up with someone decades younger while his soon to be wife was at her Bachelorette party? Yes.
Jeff Bezos
Because of all his government connections, and connections in Hollywood, the actor/singer has seen all the past accusations against him over the years just slide away. It probably won't be any different this time. Plus, the most egregious stuff he does outside the US at his "camps."
The permanent A list rocker should really ask his wife about the other men in her life before just taking her back like nothing happened.