The barely there celebrity offspring needs to break away from her family or she is going to die.
Bella Hadid
The barely there celebrity offspring needs to break away from her family or she is going to die.
Bella Hadid
The color country celebrity is broke. The child support is not all that much and that clock is winding down on the payments. So, she wants to hook up with the rarely seen reality star family member and lock him down.
Blac Chyna/Rob Kardashian
This A list actor doesn't want to do any press for the upcoming huge streaming release. The streamer won't be happy.
The alliterate one wanted to do some disaster tourism to the island country, but they didn't have a nice enough place for her to stay, so if she goes it will just be for a few hours and then will fly out.
Considering she was one of the last people to speak to him and she had possession of the secrets he was trying to protect, it makes sense for this former actress turned singer to be the vocalist for his band.
This A list foreign born athlete is going to have to continue to pretend he can't speak English so no one asks him why the other guy went to jail for him.
As we all know, this A+ list athlete has been unusually enthusiastic about road games lately. Multiple sources within his inner circle confirm it’s less about the sport and more about proximity, his mistress is usually there. Members of his professional team and club staff discreetly ensure she’s comfortable and close by. He’s reportedly told them he feels he performs better when she’s around, claiming he feels “free” with her away from home, and away from the chaos at home.
Shohei Ohtani
This A list Hollywood legend was the one who discovered the current head of one of the most powerful companies in Hollywood. That current head has his offspring working for him. Yes, the same offspring who is married to another celebrity offspring. Anyway, back to our legend. He only hired people who could keep his secrets so the current head of the company must have fit that bill. Back in the day, the legend would cruise homeless shelters looking for single moms with tween age sons. Then, our legend would make mom and offer she couldn't refuse and the boy would be brought back to the home of the legend. The current head of the company knows this went on. The legend liked nothing more then inviting friends over to his house and showing off his new found friends. Invariably the boy would be naked under a blanket on the couch and on display. No one ever wanted to ask the legend what happened to the boys when he got tired of playing with them. Maybe someone should ask the current owner if he knows.
This once married to a royal, is now trying her best to keep letters from seeing the light of day which shows she was just like Ghislaine and helped find women for her royal husband and would often join in as well.
Sarah Ferguson/Prince Andrew
The subject of the vampire song is now "managing" this super young yachter who was once with the web crawler. What kind of managing are we talking about here?
Zack Bia/Olivia Rodrigo/Lily Chee/Tobey Maguire
The reality offspring of reality offspring from multiple shows all on the same cable channel knows her reality boyfriend was cheating on her. That is why they split. Do you think she knows about the threesomes he was having that involved one of her best friends?
Ariana Biermann/Hudson McLeroy
If the north of the border singer keeps livestreaming, it is inevitable that we will see some sort of meth use from someone on the screen.
It isn't the sex tapes that the alliterate reality star is worried about coming from her ex. It is the recordings of her saying multiple things that would get her canceled and some of the cosplay he forced her to engage in with him.
The alliterate one hasn't made any of those "school runs" for quite some time. No one believed she ever did any, but it is really hard to do them when you are clubbing across the world looking for sponsors. She was never really very good about #tagthesponsor.
Meghan Markle
The A list singer is used to guys who are indifferent to her and toss her around. The new guy is is one who would feel more comfortable using the hotel chair and watching.
The dead girlfriend wasn't the first or last person that the actor pulled from a mental hospital to fulfill his kinks.
Does the widow have visions of being the first lady. Judging by that dancing, perhaps so.
Write a blind about the foreign born alliterate actor and his contract relationship maybe ending. Then, for the first time in months he goes out in public with said woman and kisses her and posts it to social media. Celebrities read the blinds.
These two popular influencers who dated years ago have quietly rekindled their romance. They’ve been seeing each other privately for a while now, keeping things under wraps to avoid interfering with PR for a movie one of them stars in that’s set to release soon. This time, though, it’s not just about timing, they genuinely want to protect their relationship and keep it out of the spotlight. Still, insiders say they might be spotted together at a Halloween party this Friday, especially if a certain vlogger decides to film the night’s festivities.
Despite what she is implying, the former talk show host isn't helping one of her offspring at all.
The actor/singer is trying the same move the A- list actor from an acting family tried. Find an age appropriate person and get photographed with her so people will stop talking about all the underage girls and the cult.
Jared Leto/Sofia Boutella/James Franco
The former soap star/celebrity/OnlyFans star is desperate to marry the much older coach. She thinks there is a good chance he will die and she wants that money.
Karrueche Tran/Deion Sanders
The foreign born actress fake girlfriend of the former Hunger Games actor is tired of the whole thing and just wants to announce a "split" so she can move on with her life.
The former Glee singer is bringing down an entire production right now with her diva-ness.
The only reason the almost died actor hasn't got a restraining order against the foreign born director who thinks she is his girlfriend is because then the whole world would know about his fly in club.
The twin actor can say nice things about his wife all the time, but it doesn't change the fact he cheats on her whenever given any kind of chance.
This permanent A list actress who played an iconic television role is not telling the whole truth when it comes to her and children. Also, she has not made any time of apology for constantly posing on red carpets like she was pregnant, just to get more attention for herself and more covers of magazines. She lived for that. She fed the frenzy.
Jennifer Aniston
I am always reticient to discuss this CEO because you get the feeling he can send people to destroy your life or kill you or anything else. It kind of feels like he did that with an ex. Anyway, one of the things he wants to do is control the world. A lot has been made of his new project out of the country and how it is just to get away from regulations and speed things up to save the world. No, what he is doing is finding people who are poor and desperate and willing to be guinea pigs and if something goes wrong, no one will care. Then, when he does get it up and running he will first try it in the country where the project is and show the leaders how they can control their people just by forcing them to get one little chip. Next thing you know In Time won't be just a bad Justin Timberlake movie.
Big pharma is using celebrities to try and shame everyone if you are not taking the drug that prevents HIV. They want kids to start taking it every single day starting at a young age. So, they are flooding TikTok and social media.
PrEP
Dear foreign born former A+ list rapper,
The theft of money and property is coming from inside the home. The suspect is right there in front of your drug riddled eyes. You know, the guy who went to jail for killing someone and ra*ing someone. Yeah, that guy you married. He spends all that time at home and does a lot of gambling and owes a lot of people. You are very welcome.
Love & Bacon,
Enty
Nicki Minaj/Kenneth Petty
Remember how the bullied cucumber celebrity was going on and on about her family being out in LA with her. That doesn't actually seem to be the case at least as it pertains to her killer husband.
Hillary Baldwin/Alec Baldwin
At least five more victims have gone to the police about being sexually assaulted by the pseudo royal offspring. Prosecutors are actively encouraging the victims to drop their claims.
Ever since she became demonetized, the scary skinny influencer has really leaned into fulfilling fetishes for her paying customers and offering very adult services too.
After the arrest this week in one franchise, the police are taking another look at the robbery at the snack Housewife's house to see what kinds of claims were made afterwards.
Wendy Osefo/RHOP/Dorit Kemsley/RHOBH
So, the law enforcement part of the Justice Department is actively trying to keep intelligence agencies from digging into whether the podcaster was killed with the assistance of a foreign government. Why would they do that? Hmmmm.
This Emmy winning stand up comic recently admitted that he purposely doesn't ask how old the boys are that sleep with him but he self described himself as a pedo.
What the former tween/teen/adult actor left out of his recent interview is that the reason he wanted someone other than the former Disney actress cast to play opposite him is that he wanted someone who would sleep with him and the Disney actress turned him down cold.
Hopefully the sheer volume of boos and the jinx loss will keep the alliterate one from any further Southern California sports functions.
Don't believe the hype, the foreign born alliterate actor is still very much in a PR relationship. Other women are trying to pretend they are dating him, but they aren't.
The mainstream media is just now catching on to what I told you months ago. The ex of the dead boy bander has been asking for money from his parents to make sure the bad stuff she knows, stays secret. The parents have reached their breaking point though and have decided she can say whatever she has to say.
Kate Cassidy/Liam Payne
An offspring of the producer/wannabe rapper is being accused of sexual assault after an incident this past weekend. Maybe they can share a cell.
This social media star/reality star/former network reality star has cut off her parents from her life because they would not stop asking her for money and favors.
Charli D'Amelio
A brother of this two color singer has been using her fame to pick up women. If they say no to his advances, he sexually assaults them.
Much like the foreign born alliterate actress doing audio stuff, no one is going to be able to shame this foreign born actor from his Broadway role. They both needed the money and don't really care about outside opinions.
The mountain Housewife is becoming unhinged. She is going after anyone online who dares say anything negative about her. She needs to straighten out her own messes before going after others. Plus, she should look in the mirror.
One little blind item about the contract ending between the barely there celebrity offspring and the A list actor gets them out in public for the first time since the first week of September. Oh, and of course they were holding hands which they rarely ever do.
Is a marriage really set up for success when the brand new much younger wife's first ask is when she can meet her husband's famous daughter?
By having a copy of the restraining order it proves that the OG Teen Mom and UBT are back together or at least talking a lot.
Jenelle Evans/David Eason
It is called the South 40 by those who started it because it is about 40 miles from three different states, while being in a fourth. It wasn't initially purchased by this A lister all of you know. He actually bought it from one of the founder's kids who was needing to sell some things after the founder died. It started off as a camp for troubled teens then it became a place where tween and teen boys were sent by their respective churches for camps in spring break and summer and a fall break right after Halloween. There was no charge to the families. Everything was paid for by the churches. These are not small churches. These are the titans of the south. These are prosperity gospel churches and all the pastors are wealthy and all like to keep their indiscretions a long way from their pulpits. Here they would go out to the South 40 and check up on the young charges from different churches. That was always the first rule. Don't mess around with the boys from your own church. There are plenty to go around. Don't be like some of their brethren who got busted and lost everything just because they stayed at home so to speak.
If they hadn't already learned that lesson, the now dead A list preacher showed them what would happen. He got greedy and couldn't control himself. The list of the perpetrators is small. They don't trust anyone they don't know really well and who has as much to lose as themselves. Each pastor is responsible for sending 100 kids a year to the camps. That is their "fee." Our A lister handles those outside the ministry. Again, the number is limited and everyone knows that death will come quickly if the group is betrayed. You can always tell when there is a new member of the group because one of the pastors will get a nice six figure donation right before one of the camps. The donations are right there in plain sight because the pastors like to publicly brag about big donations in hopes of getting regular congregants to give more.
Back in the day this Husband did the time (a lot of it) for his wife and she didn't do a day of jail time and kept her name clean. I don't think that will happen in the other city.
Apollo Nida/Phaedra Parks/RHOA/Edward Osefo/Wendy Osefo/RHOP
Even the former briefcase model couldn't come up with a good reason why her kids never have play dates with the children of the alliterate one. The reporter helped her with an answer but it was lame, not logical, not true and contradicted by her own actions.
Chrissy Teigen/Meghan Markle
The alliterate comic/actor can say he tried to give away his blood money but since the charity didn't want it, he will just keep it all.
Aziz Ansari/Riyadh Comedy Festival
The weekly shot and cocaine have the foreign born permanent A list model looking like death.
It looks like the permanent A list actor/sometime director and his best buddy buried the hatchet again and are doing business together again too. Won't be long before there are some more threesome parties.
Don't believe the hype. The deceased podcaster didn't file for legal separation. There would be a record of it because they don't have confidential filings in the state for legal separations.
Charlie Kirk
This married three name actress usually goes after college aged girls, so it is interesting to see her hooking up with an actress nearer to her own age.
I guess the alliterate reality star means she hasn't been with someone new in three years but she has been with her baby daddy.
Apparently, the pedo prince must have some blackmail on his brother to try and suggest something so outrageous. Old photos of a Jimmy Savile party perhaps? A swingers party? There has to be something. They don't have anything on the heir so they need to play whatever cards they have now.
Now we know why the wheelchair Jimmy got an extra $1M this past week from one of his partners. Stay quiet when the feds come knocking which they soon will. A state already knocked.
This married north of the border singer does way more than just lust about other people.
This A list trad wife TikTok star had a surrogate for her most recent pregnancy. She won't tell you that though.
Apparently, the former wife of the former north of the border A++ lister is helping out the lawyer/baby mama.
Sophie Grégoire Trudeau/Justin Trudeau
Over the past couple of months, I have written here that the marriage of the former A+ list Oscar winning actress was in trouble. And it isn't just because her husband discovered the photos she sent the producer back in the day. It turns out the husband looks as if he lost his job too. His name no longer shows up on the list of staff at his last known place of employment.
To be fair, the place cut 50% of its workforce, but he used to be the head of the organization.
Maybe with this latest disaster, the studios will finally catch on that the public doesn't want to pay to watch the singer/actor/serial predator/generally all around awful human.
Tron: Ares/Jared Leto
This should retire NFL QB is being cheated on by his wife. Not Joe Flacco who should play until he is 50.
The former Disney actress keeps taking theatre roles so she won't have a huge commitment to break should she get that Broadway/movie role she really wants.
The ALL caps singer/rapper is quite the hypocrite. She says you are an awful human being if you own the fruit phone. Meanwhile, she currently has four of them she uses.
The publicists said it was put up or shut up time which is why this fake acting couple finally made a red carpet appearance together.
This north of the border singer needs rehab. The thing is though, those closest to him don't want him to go because then they wouldn't be able to exert the control they do now.
The problem for the alliterate one is that no one likes her enough to just go along with her version of events. So, now we know she lied about who invited who to the fashion show.
Meghan Markle/Balenciaga
Word in the legal corridors is that a certain high-profile lawsuit, one tangled up with music moguls, billionaire egos, and cross-state court battles, just hit a wall.
A plaintiff with Hollywood ties had filed claims against a flashy Southern power player known for his courtroom bravado and political cameos. But a federal judge took one look at the paperwork and said, essentially: “Not my jurisdiction.”
The ruling? Dismissed without prejudice, which means the door’s not closed forever, but this round’s over. Insiders say the case was one of several “strategically funded” actions allegedly pushed by some very famous names as retaliation for a separate, headline-grabbing lawsuit involving a major hip-hop heavyweight.
For now, the Texas titan walks away unscathed, and certain music-industry puppet masters might be rethinking their legal chess game.
Let me see if I can get this straight. While the former A+ list rapper is married, her rapper husband cheats on her with a woman who he forces to get an abortion. That same woman is now hooking up with the rapper's NFL boyfriend/baby daddy. Got it.
Cardi B/Offset/Stefon Diggs
The people around the permanent A list actress would try and keep her from hitting the booze so hard every night because it was accelerating her health decline, mentally and physically, but she wanted to do what she wanted to do.
Diane Keaton
This celebrity offspring of two permanent A list celebrities was awful to everyone she worked with at a fashion week event. Biggest diva ever.
Kai Schreiber/Naomi Watts & Liev Schreiber
The reason why the two color singer doesn't want to be seen around the luxury goods guy anymore is because his family lied. They promised her she would get her own brand. Now that the one named foreign singer has lost her billionaire status with the luxury goods family abandoning her, the two color singer will have to find investors elsewhere.
Keeping with the theme of the streaming show from #5 and #6, this main actor in the show had a child when he was 16. The mother, a foreign born musician was in her 30's at the time.
Despite the excessive use of bots, the marijuana feline still had the lowest first week sales of her career. Her label is going to dump her.
Doja Cat
Speaking of the show in #5, the lead actor in the show doesn't want to do any press for it at all. He knows he is cooked.
As she gets ready to do a round of press, I have no idea what's going on, but it seems like this streaming star is getting thinner and thinner. She was making some progress in overcoming her eating disorder, but her actor boyfriend keeps dragging her into doing cocaine.
Speaking of former A+ list rappers, this foreign born one doesn't talk much about the time her mother had her involuntarily committed to a mental hospital. It explains a lot looking at her now.
The former A+ list rapper is in discussions with her label as to how much she owes them. They are going to drop her and she owes then millions, but doesn't have that kind of scratch any longer.
This previous pick in the WNBA has been getting real close to a pick from this year, even spending time together in the off season despite the latter pick splitting the time to train and see her boyfriend.
In an intriguing twist, rumors are swirling about a high-profile meeting between a major music mogul and an influential Arab billionaire. Sources allege that discussions centered on the future of the entertainment industry took a scandalous turn, hinting at the mogul possibly making outlandish sacrifices to seal a lucrative deal.
Speculation suggests that the mogul's wife could be positioned in a rather compromising role, leading to whispers of her becoming a mere pawn in this audacious arrangement. If she starts making more frequent appearances in the UAE or Dubai, the connections might become all too clear. Keep your eyes peeled when you notice this.
So far there are at least two dozen women who have come forward in a Discord chat to talk about sleeping with this married permanent A list NBA player who is currently injured. Considering how young some of them are now, we are going to need to do some math. Did the wheelchair actor find some of them for him?
The state actress now knows she was being cheated on by the foreign born ice singer. Apparently, it has been going on for a year.
This three named rapper/singer has been sleeping with someone different almost every night, but sure, the A- list actress can think he is going to be loyal to her this time around. Her bodyguard had enough of her waffling.
The shock television firing this week was an affair that went very very wrong at the end.
David Del Rio/Matlock/Leah Lewis
The former web crawler was nice enough to not bring his super super young yachter girlfriend with him to an event honoring the mother of his kids.
Tobey Maguire/Lily Chee/Jennifer Meyer
This wannabe southern state A++ lister doesn't actually live in the state. Until they decided to run, they actually listed their residence in a state that doesn't have a state income tax. They have changed their residence on paper now, but still live in the other state.
Tommy Tuberville/Alabama/Florida
Someone very close to the foreign born three named actor who is very jealous is responsible for the recent very negative press about the actor.
Aaron Taylor Johnson
After all the flack the school was given and the fact they took it and pushed ahead and were determined to give the A list everything in her mind celebrity an acting award, she bailed on them. Talks about rude.
In addition the failing brand of the one named permanent A lister, the conglomerate is also pulling the plug on the brand of the two color singer.
Speaking of wanting someone, this foreign born three named actress thinks her much higher on the list foreign actor boyfriend isn't stepping out on her like he did his wife with her. She would be wrong.
The A+ list pop star is learning a lesson the hard way. That being, money can buy her many, many things but it can’t buy her the one person in the entire world she actually wants (but that doesn’t mean she’ll stop trying.)