The nepo baby A- list actress who is a fine actress in her own right had a horrible screen text with one of the spy hopefuls. No chemistry at all and she said he smelled so bad she wanted to vomit. She is praying she doesn't have to work with him.
The cartoon television show/movie title singer needs rehab again. She got away with no one knowing before when she went.
This NBA head coach has been successfully in the closet since his glory days in college. A scorned lover is about to bust him out of that closet.
Someone should tell the Botox and filler loving A list actor dating the nepo baby celebrity that if you are going to dye your hair then you should also dye your beard. He tried to hide it by wearing an ugly hat that looked like it was stolen off Waldo, but it didn't cover everything.
Unlike this A+ list NFL QB who could smoke pot right in front of the commissioner and nothing would happen, this other QB will get the book thrown at him.
This A list singer/sometime actress got horribly drunk and passed out in a pile of some type of sticky Asian food which necessitated a recent hair style change.
This singing actress doesn't want to have to hook up with one of the producers of this television show to get her old job back, but she will do it if she has to. She did it with the original version. I'm not sure the producer is interested in a rerun of that sexual encounter.
If the former city fire chief succeeds in getting the fishy mayor to sit for a deposition, the firefighter's legal team should have a payload of information from the whistleblower who revealed the mayor's use of political influencers to lie about the budget. The fire union and even the city controller have heard the same evidence. If the mayor won't be deposed, the next step is to go over the state and federal government's head and straight to the global community.
This A+/A list mostly movie actor all of you know and love and who is an Oscar winner/nominee, got really hammered drunk a few weeks ago. He says he doesn't get drunk any longer but that is lies. He dumped an entire bottle of wine on his significant other and then kicked her out of his house while she was naked. After about an hour he let her back in.
The foreign born/comedian/actor has already done some crazy things during the past few weeks which must be driving his attorney bonkers. Apparently though, he and his wife are still listed with active profiles on multiple swinger sites.
The pop star thinks if she calls the paparazzi enough times there will be a demand for her husband to become the spy, but more importantly for her to get the coveted Oscar worthy song.
Are we just ignoring the singer/songwriter/guitarist from the permanent A list band and what he did to a 15 year old when he was 30? It feels like we are.
Butch Walker/Train
#1 - This nepo baby A- list actress and the one named dead singer used to hook up.
#2 - This Oscar winner still takes pride in saying she was the highest paid escort in her high school. It is how she got her first modeling job which led to her first acting job.
#3 - Speaking of Oscar winners, this one was used to try and seduce this foreign born A+ list actor into the celebrity cult. They hooked up but he didn't join.
#4 - This former A list actor wanted a role really badly so offered up his then underage daughter. She is now an Oscar and a Emmy winner.
Speaking of lots of work done, this former late night actress is unrecognizable. She likes it that way because her old face and body made her insecure.
Kristen Wiig
This former late night actor went on a bitter rant in a recent interview trash-talking influencers, all because a very popular influencer who makes millions flatly rejected his offer to fake a PR relationship, completely shattering his ego and humbling a guy who, having previously dated a string of famous women, genuinely thought his name alone could land him anyone he wanted.
Pete Davidson/Sophie Rain
The Christmas loving singer can't stand the reality family. She just pretends.
Mariah Carey/Kardashians
This Oscar winner made her husband watch her get impregnated by another man. Our actress insists it was good for their marriage.
A lot of the things medically wrong with the toddler could be fixed with visits to a doctor and surgery, but the parents don't really care about doing any of that.
Just as I predicted, the one named actress was blown off by her stylist this week in favor of the reality star and it showed.
Zendaya/Law Roach/Kim Kardashian
If you have been reading the blinds for years, you already new about the former 1/100th. You also knew about the underage teens too. There are three other 1/100ths in the blinds and from both sides of the aisle.
This PR team who has been sued multiple times over the past couple of years is going to have to file for bankruptcy because of the amount of damages they are going to owe to a woman they blamed for killing the iconic television actor.
The one named foreign born permanent A list singer not liking the A+ list singer at all is nothing new. The foreign born singer has never liked the mean girl behavior the A+ list singer has used against other women.
Being an ex superhero's fiancée is no easy job. She has been managing through her friends an update to her existing contract after he took her across the pond to seal his personal project. She's now demanding more through guilt and false pretenses about health and family because she knows that's his kryptonite. She may have a private project on her own to make sure it comes through.
The statement of the alliterate one fell apart in under an hour once the police responded to it. I'm sure she will try again later today to see what sticks and makes sense.
The girlfriend of the married streamer/podcaster says he liked her to pretend she was a guy.
This casting director purposely screwed over the foreign born A list model for the big show this past week. He said it was payback, but not sure what the payback was for.
This actual working royal family member was quietly banned from that massive department store for 90 days after yelling at an employee who wanted to go home because it was an hour after closing time.
The alliterate flowering influencer really wants you to think she owns a private jet. She doesn't. She wants you to think she does so she can sell classes to the people who think so. It feels like her new husband is getting tired of it all too. He had a nice normal Canadian girlfriend and then got sucked into this vortex.
The surfer says that the ginger hair cuck split with her when she says that he told her he got a woman pregnant and that the sh*t was about to hit the fan. This was well over a year ago, but also might be another reason for the sudden fleeing of the country.
This A list actress is obsessed about her first cheating husband. It didn't last long but he is still always somewhere in her interviews. It's also interesting to learn that her former friend/co-star warned her to not date him.
One of the reasons the suspension was lifted so quickly on DWTS was because of the blind item written a few days ago. Not the one about the wife being cheated on but the other one.
This A+/A list actor with multiple movie franchises is cheating on his wife. He comes across as the kind of guy who would never do that, but a production assistant from Georgia has him making cross country trips every other week. He uses a private jet of the studio to get there and back.
There is a buzz and not just from shippers that this gossipy actor could be the mystery fourth actor in the final screen tests to be the iconic spy.
She is talking to the bots. The model/influencer/TikTok girl grouper who has been setting up her own (Amazon golden boy) boyfriend for ill-gotten publicity is talking to the AI bots in her comments on IG. Sending them lovey emojis.
This previous middle of the week actress says she has stayed quiet for a long time about what the pirate actor tried to do to her when they worked together, but she is going to speak out about it soon.
The A list alliterate actress knows that her latest ad campaign is specifically targeting guys with Lolita fantasies. She doesn't care.
This alliterate singer will soon debunk all the claims her former bandmate makes regarding what they had in the past. Their romance will come to light.
Payola 101 for the new release from the A+ list singer. That second week looks nothing like the first.
Taylor Swift/Patient Zero
These two non sports playing co-stars have been shipped harder than a Black Friday Amazon order ever since one of them joined the cast. The fandom has been yearning for these onscreen buddies to stop circling each other and finally make out on that couch. The show has teased it so aggressively you’d think the writers were getting paid by the unresolved sexual tension. Spoiler: it still hasn’t happened. And it probably never will. Then, a supposed grainy photo of the two looking suspiciously cozy at a bar started circulating, and the timeline lost its collective mind. Suddenly the show’s sudden plotline wasn’t just bad writing—it was a calculated distraction from their secret real-life romance. The drama escalated when they unfollowed each other—cue the breakup edits—, only for that wildfire to fizzle when they sheepishly refollowed. Peak emotional whiplash. To really seal the delusion, there are whispered claims that the NSFW leaks of both men were somehow being traded between them like Pokémon cards. In reality? They’re just two co-stars stuck reluctantly feeding the ship because the algorithm demands it. One is an alleged homophobe who apparently thinks the gays are out here recruiting the children, while the other treats the female extras like an all-you-can-eat buffet. The rest is pure conspiracy theory, lovingly handcrafted by fans who have way too much free time and zero chill. God, you gotta love fandom. It remains the only place where two straight-ish men existing near each other is considered evidence of a secret marriage.
These are the top ten "horror" movies at the box office since 2020.
Any that you would recommend?
1. Obsession (2025/2026) – ~$522.2 million
2. The Conjuring: Last Rites (2025) – ~$499.3 million
3. Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024) – ~$452 million
4. Backrooms (2026) – ~$400.6 million / ~$401 million
5. Sinners (2025) – ~$370.2 million
6. Alien: Romulus (2024) – ~$350.9 million
7. Resident Evil (2026) – ~$325 million
8. Final Destination: Bloodlines (2025) – ~$317.8 million
9. Weapons (2025) – ~$269.9 million
10. Five Nights at Freddy's (2023) – ~$290M+ / A Quiet Place: Day One (2024) – ~$261.8 million
This soccer WAG was due to attend the Louis Vuitton SS27 show today in Paris but a few days ago she discovered they were not going to seat her on the front row because she was attending without the soccer player so she left Paris early. She was invited to Paris by Clarins for one event then spent a few days trying to attend a number of shows and events last minute. She was only on for LV because the soccer player is an ambassador for the brand and she used his name to secure the invite.
Ashlyn Castro/Jude Bellingham
So, this alliterate actor has been having a spike in popularity after his playthrough in this latest installment of a horror franchise—which I watched several weeks ago and would rate it an 8/10, although it doesn't hold a candle to the shlock-feast that was the original films. Well, a profile of his leaked from a dating app called Feeld. He makes it clear that he wants to be dominated and submissive. I didn't peg this sad-eyed heartthrob to be a member of the "whips and chains" club. As an add-on, the doomed boy-next-door self-describes himself as some other very interesting things. Who knew the baby-faced actor had such a kinky side.
Austin Abrams/Resident Evil
Here is the deal. You can either get a bunch of work done to your face and hope you picked the right person to do it or you can drink like a fish every single night. You are not allowed to do both or you end up looking like Mickey Rourke. Apparently, someone did not give that note to this foreign born permanent A list television actress who starred on the long long long running sitcom. She needed to do nothing to herself and instead went off the deep end of listening to others.
Sofia Vergara
The initialed former morning show host hates his new bride. He feels like he was forced into it. They are both drinking heavily. It is a hot mess of a situation.
It looks like those twins who everyone loves, and everyone wanted for the project, have actually landed the role of directing the next installment of this long long running horror franchise. The powers that be made an excellent choice.
Instead of pushing the matching rings stories for the umpteenth time, can we instead discuss the horrible Botox and other work the permanent A list actor continues to get done to his face to try and look as young as his much much younger girlfriend with the crazy mom.
Bradley Cooper/Gigi Hadid
The TikTok star has this blind loyalty to her parents now, but when she is broke in a few years because of all the money they stole, I bet she is singing a different tune.
This alliterate reality star raised serious eyebrows by letting her offspring dress up like the alliterate yachter who works for the Greek God network.
This foreign born former A list boy bander recently staged a dramatic street argument with someone he secretly already knew who is known to follow celebrities around, ensuring photographers were "magically" there to catch every heated second just to score a guaranteed viral moment.
This Oscar winner is actually losing her voice because of vaping. She needs to stop. She does it every waking moment. She also needs to dump her significant other who talks so much crap behind her back it would make you sad.
When they talk about suic*de by cop, they don't usually mean that you are holding your toddler in your arms in front of you in hopes the police kill him.
This male A list influencer is always seen with women and his team makes it seem as if he is having sex with different women 24/7. He actually prefers hooking up with men, but that doesn't go with the image he is selling or his end of the world sugar daddy wants.
If the hated pay cable actor doesn't get to be the iconic spy, then the whole thing with the reality star was a waste. The thing is, he hates the press with an unmatched passion, so why on earth would he want to be the spy knowing how much press and attention will come with it.
The former spotted animal singer knows her husband is cheating. She just hasn't caught him yet. Well, she should know considering she was once his other woman.
The one naaamed singer has not become less racist, she is just better at making sure you don't catch her.
At least the painter singer is being honest about the fact no one wants to pay money to watch her perform.
For a birthday present, the actress/singer/producer made a 30 minute video of her sucking on the feet and toes of her unwashed husband.
The twin acting brothers don't really even speak to each other any longer. Is it the trial of the manager? Is it that one has gone off the deep end with conspiracy theories and drugs?
The fools who believe that the Netflix queen is with her Brilliant Fella and that her A-list co-star from the gossipy series is with the bottom-of-the-pyramid dancer are in for a ride. But maybe that part of the fandom deserves to be knocked off their pedestal. After all, they’re the ones who followed, doxxed, and insulted everyone who didn’t “believe.”
The model girlfriend of this former and current wizarding snake actor is trying to control his life and is going after fans who even seem slightly interested into getting to know the actor.
The famous occultist said 100 years ago things would be revealed to the masses now. It looks like she was right as the symbolism, while subtle in the past, suddenly flooded into the explicit front and center in the pop culture media roughly last year. To people who never decided to investigate any of it it will merely look to them as random choices and artistic license. Eyes to see indeed.
I'm not saying our long long long time shippers need to worry, but this A list actor/sometime director and this permanent A list actress sure have been cozy on their press tour.
Ben Affleck/Kerry Washington/Tony Goldwyn
Rumor has it that this star from a Netflix 90s family sitcom reboot-- who played the husband of the middle sister from this show-- had his career sabotaged by a group of people who didn't even know him. A screenwriter/producer who befriended him on Instagram was about to get in touch about a film in progress, and the writer/producer's roommates teamed up with some industry friends and made up a story to get this person involuntarily committed before the projects could change both the actor and writer's lives. The conspirators have been running from this for years, as the screenwriter/producer was forced to leave town.
Both the actor and the writer/producer are still struggling financially. They were both at the surnamed big-5 agency from the recent blind, at the same time, getting ready to package and sell the movie. Even violence was used to keep them apart, as the roommates threatened and harassed the writer/producer at home just to end the momentum. The roommates aren't even in the industry.
The nepo abs singer cheated on the actor with the nepo political guy.
Gracie Abrams/Paul Mescal/Jack Kennedy Schlossberg
This one named foreign born DJ who died under very mysterious circumstances said that he hooked up with the alliterate one once but he says that she was paid to hook up with him and at the time he couldn't figure out why.
Avicii/Meghan Markle
In the murder trial of the singing sociopath, a few details have gone fuzzy in the public. It has been said that the child victim was "jealous" of the other woman, who most consider a possible accomplice. It was the other way around. The other woman/accomplice was envious of the money and attention the child victim and her family got from the singing sociopath, feeling like she'd be considered a gold-digger if she expected the same. She's the one who invited an influencer friend to help "collect evidence" on video as an alibi while being in a relationship with the perpetrator, whom she definitely knew had impregnated the child.
D4VD/Celeste Rivas Hernandez/Aysia/Sakura
This alliterate DWTS star knows her husband is hooking up with a woman who works at Aritzia at The Grove and just accepts it because she doesn't want him to ever leave her. This is not the same DWTS person as yesterday.
This throw out the cards from the fresh deck comedian/television personality loves nothing more than teenage girls he gets drunk and then uses and then flees from the country before anyone is the wiser.
Let the nepo baby actress show off her ring. Her time allowed to wear it to big events is coming to a close. She can’t very well make comments on a press tour about a fake engagement, now can she?
Zoë Kravitz/Harry Styles
As I told you would happen months ago because the showrunner wanted to audition lots of very young men and is too lazy to come up with any ideas, his show has been rebooted.
The best selling author who is being sued for stealing stories is also a raging boozer and drug user. She should think about rehab.
The alliterate reality star thought her costume idea was the best thing ever. Her first thought was to dress as the wife of her ex.
This hard to spell 1/5th is teasing publishers into giving her a huge advance to spill the beans about her former co-workers.
20 years ago, you could make the argument that this singer was one of the top five singers on the planet. Now, she is selling anal lube on a TikTok Live like she is Mike Rowe on QVC in the 90's.
Too much coke destroys your ability to perform. The initialed singer knows this but continues to do so anyway.
The more I find out about him, the less I like him. He's a fine actor (who learned how to screw over women from his former co-star turned superhero) but it doesn't sit right with me when a longtime couple who has kids together don't get married. He and this alliterate actress were together for a really long time and never got married even though they had kids. And now, he's with this woman. Granted- he's been with her for what 6-8 years now? And he's marrying her. First "wife" pays the dues, the second one reaps the rewards
And our alliterate actress got engaged to that guy she's with almost immediately, then he got hurt. But they haven't gotten married either. So... I don't know, people are f**ked up.
The idea of the ginger hair cuck interview was they own the rights. So, they can use clips for the next documentary. I tried to get back together with my brother and he wouldn't do it blah blah blah. The problem is that I don't think anyone thought the cuck would be so gakked out on coke and booze that he would be practically incoherent. Not sure how you use that footage at all.
This permanent A list comedian got greedy and is paying the price for it. He is going to play to half filled arenas even with the Groupons.
The well-known pop culture investigative YouTuber has been unknowingly covering blinds related to a vocal viewer who has been hoping he'd be the one to piece together the connection between the celebrity doxings, the political grifters and the self-dealing "PDF file."
Don't let the empty glass of alcohol in the latest sighting of the Sweet one fool you. The "reunion" photo with the her former costars and Brilliant Fella in the corner was the celebration of the collab those two have successfully worked on. Everyone comhghairdeas the the sweet one and her brilliant!
At some point in the next year, the lid is going to be blown off the empire of this cookie guy and his Abercrombie type ways.
This DWTS dancer is desperate to keep a behind the scenes hookup quiet and thinks things are about to blowup.
This former Disney actress turned adult singer says this permanent A list movie director once got her phone number and asked her for feet pics several times a day for two months until she finally changed her number.
The sports league always says yes to the permanent A list rapper, but this was a hard sell. So, his wife was thrown into the package too. Oh, and the female piano playing singer.
The swatting calls are not fake. They are organized to try and save the life of the kid.
With the fake baby bumps with celebs over the years, that get their "pre-pregnancy bod back in 2 weeks" with all the photos this celeb is getting you'd think she was trying to let everyone know she was using a surrogate.
Anne Hathaway
There's been bad blood between the former wizard and the po*n star. The once-beloved wand-waver has worked hard to rebrand himself as the wholesome, church-going family man, who wouldn't be caught dead within three degrees of anything remotely unwholesome. He finds the career path of his former co-star far beneath him, which is why he threw shade. Funny how that same image somehow survives the part where he slid into a woman's DMs, turns the conversation into a one-man harassment special, then gets spectacularly rejected and decides the mature response is ridicule. Nothing says "devoted family man" quite like that particular sequence of events. When the contradiction was pointed out, the former wizard's sophisticated rebuttal was the block button. Classy.
The A+ list singer could have let the state actress have her moment in the sun and done the birthday thing afterwards. But, the A+ list singer loves the attention and it is award season.
Taylor Swift/Dakota Johnson/SNL
The break-in that caused this millennial A-lister to move into the Gen-X A-lister's house-- the one that also had a break-in-- might have been the result of a vengeful ex. The surviving kid of the supermodel and the liquor tycoon is getting a lot of sympathy these days. But she doesn't feel certain emotions as deeply as others would like to believe, including those from her brother's sudden and recent death.
Kaia Gerber/Austin Butler/Presley Gerber
So, let me tell you a story. I'm not sure it can fully explain the book up for sale, but it is probably a good starting point how it ended up in the trash and a royal worker got it to sell. To start our story we don't have to go very far back. A few years. About the same time as the book was inscribed. That was the time that our royal had her husband cheat on her with a bunch of yachters on a "work trip."
Thy had been provided as a perk from the actor/director who owned the company and was about to sell the company. So, there was of course a knockdown drag out fight between the royal and her husband. I mean he did get caught by the tabloids on a yacht with the women.
That is not how or why the book ended up in the trash though. Again, I am not sure 100% how it ended up in the trash, I am just giving you my version of events as to how it probably played out. And as I have said repeatedly over the past few years there was a fallout between that couple and the cuck and the alliterate one at that point in time. Our royal's husband was going through a tough time then. His long time boss was reorganizing the clubs he owned which is why the husband was doing the work for the tequila brand.
The husband was then asked by the royal if that boss had ever given him any "perks" like the one given by the actor/director. This is where the husband should have stayed quiet. Back in the day, the husband's boss had done some business with a Page 3 model/actress who was known for dating a villain from one of the most popular movies of ALL time. The husband's boss also wanted to sleep with her so he started doing business with her.
The model/actress also was hanging out at that club that the alliterate one frequented. So, from time to time the alliterate one would visit the clubs of the business partner of the model/actress. This is the same business partner that became the boss of the royal husband. Sometime around the 2014-2015 time frame there was a little party that actually took place at the club the alliterate one frequented and the royal husband was there. They knew each other because the alliterate one had previously hung out at the club he managed. They hooked up, but even I am not sure how far the hookup went, but he came clean that night when talking about the yachters and I'm guessing that is the night the book ended up in the trash.
The Bench/Princess Eugenie/Jack Brooksbank/Prince Harry/Meghan Markle/Casamigos/George Clooney/Kelly Brook/Billy Zane/Titanic/Nick House/Mahiki
The A list everything celebrity in her mind and her actor/director ex hook up all the time. The thing is though, I'm not sure the actor/writer knows that and is going to get sucked into a vortex for which he is not prepared. He thinks he is the only one.
Behind closed doors, the reality star with a side job will be cozy with people of color. Put her on that big worldwide stage and then all of a sudden her supposed women of color friends are ignored to try and find a white person to hug. No one wanted to hug her.
I think the three named celebrity made it very very clear that you don't try and take her kid from her or you will end up dead. I am feeling very nervous for those guys who are paying for one on one time with her too.
Gypsy Rose Blanchard
That Puff The Magic dude just went straight from one bearding contract to the next. He didn't even take a week long break.
The brief psychic love interest accused of getting the north of the border singer/songwriter involved in a cult was actually trying to warn against the sort of manipulation we're seeing with him and the current actress/model girlfriend. The current actress/model girlfriend has it out for her more than his most famous ex (the pop star), which is why she's been instructing him to ignore a totally different medium who gave his team a warning about his house address being exposed online. Between the two of them, they can see the real cult behavior is just beginning.
Keeping up the best traditions of the dead pedo, the almost died actor made sure to be his creepy self at an after party for the lingerie show. He was looking for his next series of fly ins. Most of the models had no idea who he was. Better stick to just pulling fans from Instagram.
I love how the pro tennis wife is making the divorce all about the war and the stress. No. No. No. It is because your pro tennis playing husband walked in on you naked bouncing up and down on another guy.
The abs singer made all her ticket buyers give all their biometric information and personal data just so they could get first dibs on tickets that were supposed to go for thousands of dollars. They did the first day and the data firms that now have your data thank you. However, tickets prices are now under $30, so if you did pay $1000 and give all your information, just know, the singer scammed you. Yes, I said the word scammed.
The pale ale singer is pregnant and has finally secured the bag she has tried to get for so long. She finally found a guy who believed she loves him. Apparently, they are getting married this week.
Can the alliterate eponymous paparazzi photo site please do a follow-up about how the ring isn't "on THAT finger" anymore? The Britpop girl bander/model/influencer is not engaged to the foreign-born Amazon golden boy, no matter how many IG spam bots planted the rumor weeks before those last pictures even came out.
Fans were surprised to see this notoriously quiet actor post a photo of him and his costar on his story yesterday.
But as previously reported, now his friends/ex-costars have started icing him out of their friend group in favor of the other leads “twin” it shouldn’t come as a surprise at all that he wants to show he has some new friends.
It’s only a matter of time before they start hitting the unfollow button.
This Galway girl has just designed and released a beautiful Claddagh ring collection for a charity brand. Many would not make the connection, between this and the Claddagh ring she has been wearing on her finger in the married position for the last two years. One day soon questions will be raised and answered about the mysterious ring and the full meaning behind it.
Speaking of awful people, the offspring of this permanent A list singer all of you know and love, decided to play his favorite game again of hold a gun to a woman's head while he ra*ed her. Sometimes he gets in trouble for the stuff he does but most of the time he gets away with it because money money money given to these women who don't have much and they just walk away.
This horrible mother passes out money, drugs and easy women to the police who could and should throw her in jail. When her son finally does die, there are going to be a whole lot of people going to jail.
The permanent A list "singer" is not posting to her social media. But yes, the digs at the new generation were quite the smackdown.
The doesn't even break 5 feet singer who started on TikTok is doing much better now that she's out of rehab. Her family and team essentially forced her into for a while after her substance addiction got so bad she even collapsed at a rehearsal.
Speaking of former actresses from Disney, this one who co-starred with a now A lister has yachted her way through the world, but can't get a guy who wants to marry her. She is desperate.
You could probably hear the screams all the way from the Middle East. The comeback, and the new movie deal where our actress can produce and star is on the precipice. This is what she has fought years for. To get her career back on track. The world loves her again, but they won't if the tape comes out.
Back in the day, when our alliterate former Disney actress needed the work, she took a movie of the week kind of job where she played a permanent A+ lister. Easy work she drunkenly stumbled through. And there were drunken stumbles and a famous photo captured one of them. I digress. She worked with an actor who doesn't keep his clothes on very often. An actor who once took a Teen Mom in an entirely new direction. Well, our former Disney actress and this actor made a tape together. It was the backup plan of our actress in case she couldn't get her life back on track. Sell the tap and make teens of millions. She never did and the actor never did. The contract was tight. BUT BUT BUT, the tape exists. The actor was never shy about telling people but always said don't tell anyone. This week though, several of his former co-stars started talking about it and now, there will have to be statements or denials and money will have to change hands.
Our actor might also just say screw it and sell it. Or release it. That would kill the comeback of our former Disney actress.
Getting kickbacks on her clothing was chump change back in the day for the alliterate one. From day one she was selling information not only ton tabloids but also to those who could do her favors but also those she owed favors to. Lets not forget that she was set up with the opportunity as a payment for services rendered. She was rendering a whole lot of other services. That is where she made bank. She couldn't do that in the US. The other stuff failed, so now she grinds out the grift and makes those other governments happy.
This former late night actor loves to hire a stripper to dance for him while he has another orally service him while he smokes a cigar. Yes, he thinks he looks cool like that. He even watches movies like Scarface while he is doing it.
Pete Davidson
What was the saying? Karma is a...cat? No...oh! Karma is a bitch. The user who has been selling celebrity nudes finally got his comeuppance. His PayPal account got reported, then got reported again when he made a new one. He crashed out hard in a series of now-deleted posts and temporarily shut down his private group. With no gatekeeper, some subscribers manage to leak some photos and videos. Included is a shower video featuring this singer with the coke-laced nose ring; the younger brother of this now-hated actress from the OG gossip show; the "buddy" firefighter—and yes, they all show face.
Since one of the Disney twins just welcomed a baby, we should note the timing of his recent break-in and the child abuse trial of their former manager. It's possible the break-in was a warning to keep them from getting involved in or speaking about the trial. Allegedly, after someone heard the same manager followed the twins across the country when they started college, an anonymous email was sent to the prosecutor. It begged the DA's office to make sure the break-in wasn't ordered by the manager to shut up the twins and their family.
Dylan Sprouse/Joshua Werkman/Cole Sprouse
Speaking of the foreign-born age gap couple...Nobody noticed how the recent museum anecdote about him being hypnotized by her artwork as a young boy, years before they met, came out of nowhere? And that this happened right as one of the relationship timeline articles their PR team insists on shoving down on our throats got corrected? And how that correction implied he might have moved in with her earlier than she wanted us to believe this whole time? Like, at the start of their first film's production? Per her own admission in an interview she forgot she did with a major paper 16 years ago?
Sam Taylor-Johnson/Aaron Taylor-Johnson
As I told you months ago and now has been confirmed, this A list streamer was giving away spots in his university in exchange for sex.
Kai Cenat
Speaking of that show, the reality family didn't try to expend many favors to get the state celebrity in the show. They just tossed her in the trash at the first no.
Speaking of the item in #6, the meme actor is going to be busy over the next few weeks getting to know all the models who gave him their phone numbers. He is never one to be faithful.
The ghost-hunting zillennial standup comic couldn't dissociate any harder during the promo of his new music festival comedy. His older co-star with the equally famous brother has carried the entire junket on his back. The haunted doll has her foot on the younger star's neck and he's losing sleep. (And money.)
Matt Rife/Great Outdoors Comedy Festival/Owen Wilson/Luke Wilson/Annabelle
The models were furious when they found out that the reality star, who isn't even a real supermodel, relies on a fake body, and is on the short side for this type of modeling, paid her way using her famous name to snatch the show's iconic multi-million dollar worth fantasy bra from a hardworking, deserving model who was so excited to wear it.
The A+ singer and the supermodel who codes were together for three days and two nights in LA but the only photo of them together was just maybe the tease with a black umbrella.
They all have the same type of stage wardrobe malfunctions across companies within two months? Is someone handing network notes to the companies? Happens right after the reports of the market slump starting to happen too... is that what they hope is going to keep them in the news?
Maybe when you only do one or two shows a year, you should be nice to your fans. At this point the small church singer seems like a Saint compared to the former Disney actress. Oh, and when you tick off fans, the next thing you know you don't get to headline the desert festival and get the easy millions and you don't get to do the halftime show either.
Speaking of drugs, the former A list singer turned actress/producer wants us to think she only did some nicotine vaping. OK. It was drugs that have damaged your body to the point where you need a new organ earlier than you should have.
This A- list actress who once almost ruined her career, is the "star" of this hit new movie. One of the reasons her husband left her was because of drugs. That doesn't appear to have changed.
The former talk show host who has gone back to singing hasn't told her fans to stop sending death threats to supporters of the toy store.
The hated comic can't get a promoter who wants to back her. Everyone knows her comeback will fail, even the comic. That is why she won't finance it herself.
This famous politician is experiencing health issues; she has started using a walking stick. She's also been diagnosed with a "condition." She still goes to Midtown every week though.
Speaking of using someone, the cookie company founder is using the A list musician to finance her failing business.
The A list singer/actress might have to change the lyrics again when she finds out the guy she thought was the love of her life is hooking up with someone else. They wanted to sleep with him because he is with the A lister.
One of thee opportunities this couple is taking full advantage of while separated by thousands of miles and eight time zones is firing staff via email. No one on one time needed. No pretending to care. No worries about someone coming in and yelling at them. It also doesn't hurt that Daddy is paying all the severance.
Everyone always talks about Russians being thrown off balconies, but this former 1/435th is playing a very dangerous game. All of you know who he is. So, when he ends up dead you can come back here and discuss how it was done. A balcony toss seems cliche.
This new Regency boy from Nottingham has been living it up while the Netflix queen has been in NYC. This young actor on rise is no stranger to a dance floor, rubbing shoulders and other things. No need for a beard when you are out, proud and partying.
I found it very interesting that the huge British tabloid focused on the Saudi and the alliterate actress. It is very true they hooked up. However, they forgot to mention the alliterate one and how she helped him christen his yacht purchase. She knows the floors of that yacht very very well from time spent on them. Had to be very thankful for the earrings. Her knees have probably never been the same.
These twin offspring of an A lister are being offered up for sale. They have been shown off to all of Hollywood and you can have them for a night or more, if the price is right. It was like a debutante ball. It was awful. Wait until you hear who arranged the "ball."
Speaking of wives, the celebrity wife married to the boy bander/actor recently was rambling on about the celebrity cult and how she almost joined with the north of the border back in the day when they were hooking up. The way I remember it is she did dabble in it because she was such a huge fan of the anti vax doctor who is a member of it.
This person has only been out off jail for a few days and already the flower box seller/rock star wife is trying to figure out a way to get the person back in jail.
One of the names floating around for Sexiest Man Alive this year (we'll see Nov 2) has really bad breath. Pretty sure it's those weird shakes his wife makes him drink every morning. And she's not great either. When nobody's around she's always trashing other people's bodies, and she goes after the women on his show's production crew too. Plus, she forces herself into roles on the medical drama.
Once the litigious patriarch finally passes, there will be books and documentaries about the death of his daughter and all are going to focus on the son.
John Ramsey/JonBenét Ramsey/Burke Ramsey
Find a random female college sport and this former A+ list NFL QB will be there. He isn't there for the sports watching. He always introduces himself to all the players. Always looking for that opening.
Tom Brady
To the performers and the promoter of that stadium concert in Louisville next month. Just cancel it. Make up some kind of Hadid excuse like long term Lyme disease or something, but there are 50,000 empty seats.
Ludacris, TI, and Rick Ross (They canceled it)
Let me take you back in time. The alliterate one was finalizing her divorce. She was looking for a new guy. This was about the time she got it into her head she needed someone famous and rich. The rich part was very important. It was also her first shot at getting a royal. She had a friend who was also in and out of the whole maybe I'm a yachter, maybe I'm an influencer, but I want it to look like I am not doing either of those. The friend came through her connection to the girlfriend of the dead pedo. The alliterate one knew she wasn't going to be a star. It was about this time that she thought she could be an influencer and used her yachting trips around the world to make it look like she was making it huge as an influencer. Lots of look at me photos around the world living a lifestyle she couldn't possible afford. So, she starts hanging out with this friend and she is dating a royal. The alliterate one wanted a royal for herself, but couldn't get one so tried to steal the royal of the friend. It wasn't subtle. Yes, the alliterate one hooked up with the royal but her friend had a grip on the royal she couldn't break. But, there were lots of photos and incriminating texts. The alliterate one didn't worry about it until she was trying to erase her past. In the early days of COVID she tried to reach out to the friend who was now married to the royal to make sure none of the evidence still existed, or if it did, that it wouldn't be shared. She was ghosted. She did reach out to the people writing the book to see if they could help. Ruh roh.
Meghan Markle/Princess Sofia/Karyna Shuliak/Jeffrey Epstein/Prince Carl Philip, Duke of Värmland
Neither of these A+/A list parents will talk about the drugs mom did during pregnancy which made their kid special needs. This is not about Beyonce and Jay-Z.
It is not just the wealthy bookseller who is using PED's, but his wife too. Both of them look so strange. Like someone put their heads of different bodies.
The coding model got her favorite song sung to her by the A+ list singer. I'm not sure we need any more signs than that.
Guess who is the only member of the WWII sports drama cast who didn't change outfits between their TV appearance and their event at the WWII museum? The Mattel space gladiator, who has clearly been going through hell. The salty director is about to give him a demerit. This is apparently an ongoing thing, and who knows what will pop off before their upcoming appearances at the Southern design college and the West Coast film school festival? Contents under pressure. Someone wants to see him explode.
Score one for the former late night actor who beat up this fired late night actor when the fired late night actor told the former late night actor about pleasuring himself to videos of this A list singer/sometime actress from when she was super young on teen shows.
Pretty creepy that the 25% podcaster thinks teens just old enough to drive are adults.
Not beat up as far as I know, but honestly, wouldn't shock me if it did happen, but the alliterate one hasn't let the cuck sleep in the same bed as her since the fires in January 2025 when they stayed at a friend's house who would have thought it weird.
This Oscar winner gets drunk and beats her boyfriend and then throws money at him to keep him quiet.
This state actress basically confirmed what I said earlier this week. The three named rapper only seems interested in her when she is ovulating.
This alliterate actress has to play the grieving widow of the dead rapper forever. It is how she keeps her fans and her grift. She is dating a guy and has been for about a year, but the fans can never know. The guy is getting tired of it.
The stunning and really there are no other words other than stunning facelift the former A- list actress/Housewife got done to her was paid for by a fan. She dumped him right after he paid for the procedure.
Remember a few months ago when I said that catch phrase celebrity's abusive boyfriend got behind the wheel and threatened to crash, but didn't? Well, the reason her car was crashed recently and the police showed up is because, no surprise her boyfriend actually did it, but she lied to the police to cover for him.
Everyone kind of feels the former Hobbit was being shaken down for something so decided to get married to make things look better. Perhaps the reunion with the former detective co-star also had something to do with it too.
The primary color rapper hasn't been able to talk about his full background in becoming affiliated. He's mentioned other family members in this retelling. But he's protecting the Oedipal mother who essentially sold him to the gang when he was underage, through a lover. This meant she'd allow the activity to go on unchecked, as long as there was an exchange. (Money.)
The "royal" Housewife can't stand that someone from her run on the show is getting all the attention this week and wants back on the show. Yeah, well the person getting the attention also was besties with someone serving decades in jail for recruiting minors to be ra*ed. So...
Speaking of creepy, this permanent A list actress who is an Oscar winner/nominee once asked her much much younger co-star from an acting family if she would be interested in being the first sex for an offspring of the A lister.
Last week I told you about the Disney actor with HIV. Apparently, that brought this long time Disney actress forward. She was A list on thee network. When she abruptly left there were all kinds of excuses made that still sound like total BS. Apparently, she was sexually assaulted by our actor at a Disney con type event and walked away to never return. The network offered her millions to come back.
The story has always gone that the alliterate one faked a pregnancy to get the cuck to lock her down. Well, the new book lays out an entirely different narrative. While being with her now ex, the alliterate one was trying to secure a big bag and was having meetups with some very very rich guys. They were set up with her as kind of a retirement plan if you will because she was aging out of the yachting but the owners of the club and others loved what she had done for them over the years. Even while she is first with the cuck she is hooking up with another guy. She discovers she is pregnant and tells at least one of the authors of the book and the guy. The guy promptly dumps her so she goes full court press with the cuck and tells him he got her pregnant. She then had a miscarriage, but has the cuck locked down forever. She convinced him that the pressure of the paps and the media made her lose the baby. The author says the timeline is a little different. They contend that she actually already had the miscarriage when she told the cuck, but used the old pregnancy test to convince him and when she had her next period told him that was the miscarriage.
Meghan Markle/Trevor Engelson/Soho House/Prince Harry
So, because the tequila actor loves his coke and as a result a director hated him and fired him, the hated actor gets the brunt of the hate on the box office bomb and loses his chance at getting to play an iconic role. Funny how things work.
Paul Mescal/Ridley Scott/The Dog Stars
The state celebrity passed out drunk at a party and everyone there was taking photos and videos of her. Her parents don't ever seem to care what she is doing.
Alabama Barker
There are questions about the alliterate former girl-grouper's real age, and the possibility that she's a few years older than she says. Questions about how she dropped out of high school to be a star while from an undocumented family, with no concerns of getting in trouble. A birth certificate popped up on Internet Archive, and this is how the questions started.
Camila Cabello
Once again, instead of going after people like the A list alliterate royal YouTuber and others who are doing great work exposing the alliterate one and the cuck, perhaps the royal twins should be worried about the IRS. From the words of the drunk one who sleeps with the washed up older married guy and smuggles prescription drugs across international borders that are not hers.
"All the money I make is directed into my parents' bank account which they then give to animal shelters under the umbrella of their company Picture Perfect." **
The IRS calls this an illegal tax evasion scheme. In tax law, this is a clear violation of the "assignment of income doctrine", a rule established by the U.S. Supreme Court stating that income must be taxed to the person who actually earns it. You cannot simply route your wages through another entity to avoid paying your share of taxes.
The person might be pretending they are a "contractor" for their parents' company. The parents' business claims the money paid to the child is a business expense (reducing the company's taxable income), and then the company turns around and claims a massive corporate charitable deduction when they give it away
The "charity" receiving the funds may not be a real, IRS-approved 501(c)(3) nonprofit. It is highly common in these types of private setups for the "charity" to be a shell organization controlled by the parents. The money is "donated" on paper to get a tax write-off, but the family secretly uses the charity's bank accounts to pay for personal expenses (like cars, travel, or housing)
**Still no receipts.
The icing out of the other main lead from the friend group seems to be in full swing. While fans have noticed that the 2 leads from the show are faking how close they are it seems apparent more than ever that this is true.
Fans have noticed the cast support only one half of the lead couple while ignore the other. They also seem to have adopted in to the friend group his “twin” in place of the other lead.
Wonder how long it will be before they hit the unfollow button.
In the short documentary directed and produced by her son, the school comedy diva can be seen claiming (with a straight face) that this pudding-pop-shilling serial predator helped end South African apartheid.
So, MLB let this A+ list foreign athlete not only gamble but also use PED's just to keep that Asian money rolling in. Oh, or they going to say the translator injected the player and he had no idea what was being injected?
The bots had been been botting hard for the former Disney actress/singer. She wants to headline the desert festival and the big football halftime show. So, it looked like it cost thousands to get into one of her shows. My friends, you can attend her show here in Los Angeles on Sunday for under $75. It might be the biggest bot ticket scam I have ever seen.
You will notice the showrunner/producer trashes everyone and everything in his book except for the celebrity cult.
This former high school comic book star has been materializing on Grindr like a seasonal allergy? About once a month, a faceless profile pops up with the exact same age and stats. Get lucky enough and you'll receive a shirtless pic that looks suspiciously like the body of the actor. According to one lucky fella, if he likes what he sees, prepare to Uber yourself to a nearby hotel where he'll personally handle every Fantasy on the menu. It's still unconfirmed whether he arrives in that abhorrent wig.
The alliterate director who used to be an actress knows her new movie sucks. She also knows it is now going to be harder to make the sequel to the doll movie she has been trying her hardest to make. Somewhere the Australian actress is smiling knowing she won this war. Would she have planted negative stories about the director's movie?
This hated A- list actress thinks her redemption story is going to be done through exposing people. Her first targets are going to be the A list actor/director and the almost died actor for what she says happened in the set of the movie they did together.
Our back in the day favorite alliterate actress has a bunch of streaming movies she is starring in and producing and looks like a million bucks. What she wants to do more than anything though is leave page two of her sex list just to be found in a random hotel suite. She misses that kind of attention and says there are surprises on there that will make jaws drop.
You can tell that the questions and accusations and what will come out about this foreign born A+ list baseball player weighed him down the last few months of the season. He should be joining his friend in jail, but that won't ever happen as long as he gets his game back on track next season.
A documentary crew was front and center during the recent "public" appearance. Go look at the call for extras in one of the London trades too. Oh, and if you think the jewelry dupes of the mother-in-law are going to be called out for that, they will not be. Will they find the person I know on the production team. No. Will they try? Probably.
Just as I told you they would, the couple took the guys stealing gas and then all of a sudden paps are spotted near a school that the kids are not attending because they are not attending any school. Now, they need ten times the security because it is all a big kidnapping plot. Mind you, no one actually saw the paps. No one.
Meghan Markle/Prince Harry
Speaking of cowboys and hookups, this party cowboy has been treating his relationships woes the only way a country boy knows how: with a cute blonde and enough tequila to float a bass boat. Folks clutched their pearls when the split dropped, then dropped them entirely when it came out that he was the one who cheated. Seriously bro? You're married to the smoke show that is the seasonal wife and you still couldn't keep it in your Wranglers? Especially when you look like you just bit into a sour lemon. Everyone already knew the party cowboy ran his tour like spring break and his tour bus like a frat house. The cozying-up-to-the-stylist rumors has been circulating longer than some of his chart positions. But the video of said stylist "saving a horse and riding a cowboy" was the final yeehaw that broke the horse's back. Now the party cowboy is out there having a full emotional breakdown: drinking, blinking back tears onstage like he's in a sad-hearted music video, canceling shows and somehow still managing to frame himself as the wounded party. Classic. Lately, a mysterious blonde has been spotted slipping in and out of the tour bus like a dedicated room-service order. I'm not sure if she's a permanent fixture or the latest medication for his heartache. Meanwhile, the seasonal wife has been trying to squeeze every last drop out of this lemonade situation. She ain't no Beyoncé though. There's talk she's pivoting hard into becoming an influencer, posting thirst traps designed to show the party cowboy exactly what he fumbled. Respect the hustle. Is this drama? Or just a run-of-the-mill country song that somehow got a second verse.
The now former Secret wife is about to start an OnlyFans.
Taylor Frankie Paul/The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives
The cocaine loving initialed singer can't stand the A+ list singer and that could not have been more obvious last night.
Charli XCX/Taylor Swift
The meme actor has way more money than the hated pay cable actor and he still enjoys all the perks of hooking up with the reality star. The hated actor would pretend to be with the "model"/reality star forever if they keep sending the private jet and putting him in five star hotels.
Timothée Chalamet/Jacob Elordi/Kylie Jenner/Kendall Jenner
So, he is not getting a pardon, but the producer/wannabe rapper concocted some kind of story that at least got him transferred to an easy time jail.
Everyone loves this foreign born A+ list mostly movie actor. He has been in a long long time relationship with another actress who everyone also loves. One of his former co-stars attended a reunion with our actor. She is also an A lister. They met for a drink in his suite. He said something about she always turned him down thinking she was too good for him and now he was higher on the list and last year he ra*ed her. She won't ever go to the police. She has only told a handful of other people. Meanwhile, our actor brags to everyone about how she finally decided to sleep with him.
The school writer/producer decided to do a little fake relationship stunt.
Quinta Brunson/Abbott Elementary
The school comedy diva's nepo baby son still leads yoga classes right up the street from where his shunned friend was abused and ejected during a kundalini shock episode. The irony.
Speaking of kids, I have said in this space that mom wants nothing more than her kid to die. She is actively trying to kill the child while not going to jail for it. Taking the toddler to a haunted house knowing the child's history of seizures was definitely an attempt to kill the child again.
Speaking of that reality family, once again, we have a member inching out of that closet she has been chained into for so long. Side note though. You do want to pick someone other than the model/bad actress. She will use you and then jump up and down on your heart all the while smiling.
Instead of just answering as a mom/like a mom, this alliterate reality star had her PR team spend eight hours writing a statement the mom could deliver about the way her daughter dresses.
Now that the R-rated sequel to the cutesy presidential/royal gay romcom has been announced by Amazon, just watch the hate bots level up their comments on Instagram. The garbled homophobic bullying is going to be out of this world. AI has nothing on the evil eye cast by the person who must be running these spam accounts.
Contrary to popular internet speculation, they’ve been looking in the wrong direction. When he’s not catching predators or being a sparking vampire, this actor is desperately trying to convince his wife absolutely nothing is going on (or has ever gone on) with his nepo baby co-worker, how to save a marriage indeed…
The previously speculated actor is NOT the entangled one; he’s much smarter than that.
It looks like being a new mom won't stop the A list singer/sometime actress from being whacked out on coke when she feels like it.
The one named foreign born industry plant/singer/model got a breast enlargement to make her bosses happy. She is being passed around like an awful gift at a white elephant party.
The alliterate one has her Soho buddy to keep her warm on those long cold nights and the ginger haired cuck has the one off former soap star turned publicist who serves the same purpose. It doesn't mean either of them don't have others, but those are the main side pieces.
Speaking of the permanent A list "singer" go ask her about the baby she gave up for adoption and managed to keep secret despite being watched by millions constantly judging her body. Then ask her why she hates her biggest named ex so much.
The A+ list rapper with multiple baby daddies and trying for more, has made it clear she is on Team Conservatorship when it comes to the permanent A list "singer."
Is the offspring of the dead actress who died under very mysterious circumstances, a deadbeat dad? Technically. Was he groomed by the mom of the baby because she thought the offspring was rich? Yes.
I'm not surprised that the mustachioed cowboy is using his new job opportunity as a place to hookup. Already two contestants have gotten the digital tip of the cowboy hat. I guess he choose LA instead of Texas this time.
Speaking of OnlyFans, this flash-in-the-pan heartthrob has been so prolific on Grindr that the sheer volume of photos and videos he's fired off could stock an OnlyFans account tomorrow—no new shoots required. And who, pray tell, is the lucky recipient of all this high-effort NSFW generosity? Apparently, anyone with a pulse and a willingness to bankroll him as a sugar baby. Oh, and in case the plot needed one more twist: he's married. Of course he is.
I'm like 97% convinced the OnlyFans account belonging to this Justin Bieber-clone—and yes, clone, not doppelganger—is being run by a small army of bots with zero chill and even less originality. Subscribe at your own risk: prepare to be machine-gunned every sixty-minutes with frantic upsells for photos and videos. The captions promise fresh, exclusive heat; what you actually get is content so old that it still remembers when Bieber had a fringe, or so aggressively AI-edited. Buyers beware—or just don't. The bots won't miss you.
This food channel is using a holiday special to gauge whether one of the judges should get their own show. Brunette and covered with tattoos, she is a fan favorite. Unlike say, the blonde covered in tattoos, who focus groups hate with a passion and will never get her own show.
Food Network/Halloween Baking Championship/Stephanie Boswell/Brooke Williamson
In the tipster's own words
About a year ago, a certain do-little heartthrob hooked up with a friend of a friend. They met at a bar, shared a few drinks, then retreated to the friend’s hotel suite for the full safari experience. This was right around the time heartthrob was crushing a competition everyone already knew he’d win. After their night together he vanished into the night… leaving behind a little “surprise” in the toilet. Classy. Months later she tried to reconnect. Blocked. Reason? New relationship. A month after that, around 9AM her time—which, given his zip code, meant roughly 3AM—a message from him appeared… then vanished just as quickly. More late-night pings followed. She managed to screenshot one before it disappeared. Nothing scandalous. Still, she played along: heart emojis, a few strategic likes. Cue the real entertainment. The heartthrob slid into her DMs. Conversation stayed polite, almost businesslike… until he sent a photo that self-destructed after one view. According to her: dark room, phone light barely cutting through the shadows, noticeably shirtless. A couple days later they FaceTimed. Again, no overt flirting—just him chatting away, still sans shirt—which is seemingly a common theme of his. Anyway, he asked what she was wearing to bed. She declined the visual tour. The friend has done a lot of things, but she draws the line at wrecking someone else’s relationship… again. From her side it felt like the heartthrob wanted to dip a toe in the water without fully diving in. (And yes, I know she reads these.) Careful on traversing that jungle, darling—one wrong step and you might end up running into his olive python.
In his diary, this now dead offspring says he was constantly bullied by this female A list celebrity now married to a singer.
Presley Gerber/Hailey Baldwin Bieber
The Husband wants no part of a political run. He has so many skeletons in his closet he could open a Spirit Halloween store.
Mauricio Umansky
One should not speak ill of the dead, but there are hundreds of young female tourists who would attend a comedy club in town and inevitably be groped by the former principal while they took a picture with him.
Dennis Haskins
This top-5 surnamed agency, whose name has become synonymous with getting screwed, is about to appear in a tell-all. And they won't look good. The multihyphenate screenwriter they sandbagged in the middle of ongoing hospitalizations has a dossier of "receipts" on everything from political corruption to entertainment industry secrets. (Hint: It's one of the only big agencies that doesn't use an acronym.)
Perhaps, instead of doctoring photos and images to try and make themselves feel better about their way way higher on the list competition like the alliterate royal YouTuber and the Insider, the royal YouTube twins should be focusing on other matters. For example, there have been multiple complaints to the FBI related to wire fraud. It turns out when you tell people to give money and say that you actually also give money to get others to contribute, the FBI likes to look into possible wire fraud and conspiracy to commit wire fraud. Oh, and when you knowingly smuggle prescription meds that are not yours across international lines, they also investigate as to who your smuggling them to and for what purpose.
The amount of time it took to create the doctored photos could have been used to providing receipts of actual donations. No matter. As I said, the FBI is looking into it now so those receipts or lack of them will soon be apparent. So, they may want to put down the bottle and be prepared.
This permanent A list singer shot up her pet dogs with heroin and used them as drug mules.
Billie Holiday
The three named rapper is trying to get the state actress pregnant. He loves piling up those baby mothers.
The actress/singer/producer was spotted at the red carpet with her new smile, replacing her oversized veneers with her natural teeth to go back to the way she used to look, and now she is slowly dissolving her facial fillers, which had made her face look puffy for some time.
The ultra-conservative podcaster's sudden foray into filmmaking can be directly attributed to the secret alliance between the golden state's (presidential hopeful) top dog and the elderly actor who was sent by the executive branch as a Hollywood ambassador. The initiative is fairly public. The negotiated concessions are under lock and key, though.
I’m not sure what the 80s streaming cast thought the publics reaction would be to them calling their 8 year old coworker “difficult” on set but it came off as extremely pathetic.
This fandom has gotten so phantom, it’s seeing an A- actor at an event he never attended. The Netflix queen was there with a female friend, and the woman beside her somehow became a man in a doctored photo. Now fans are treating the image like proof of a PR strategy. No wonder this Netflix queen has been blocking fans and moving on to more projects when the fandom keeps turning delusions into facts.
The screaming soup can thought about enlisting high security when scheduling horror conventions due to ongoing threats from the fanbase of the scream queen turned blacklisted political advocate.
One last time since I see people are fighting about it again. Everyone can go back and forth all they want, but all the noise doesn't change these facts about the alliterate one and the cuck. There was NO baby born in Colorado. Period. End of story.
In February 2021, a Pre-Birth Order was filed in California. It showed the intended parents and the gestational parent lived in California.
There is no way on this earth that prior to May 6, 2021, any lawyer would have advised the alliterate one and the cuck to do a surrogacy in Colorado. Although it was definitely a surrogacy friendly state, each court did their own thing and you were NOT automatically granted a motion to seal that Pre-Birth Order (which are filed in the SECOND trimester). It was hit or miss. There was no set framework for who paid for what or who could be there at delivery. The gestational mom could back out at the last second unless you gave her an extra $100K. Anything could and did happen. It was a mess. It was not the place you went to keep your secrets. After May 6, 2021, then OK, but that is not our timeline.
So, NO, there was no baby born in Colorado because no lawyer who didn't want to be sued into oblivion would ever have advised anyone who wanted to keep anything a secret ever about a birth would have done so in Colorado prior to May 2021. Anyone who would have said yes to that would have been an idiot. There literally would have been a greater than 50% chance that some of the paperwork would have been visible to the public. Probably higher. You think they wanted someone to see that? Exactly, which is why they would never pick Colorado.
If anyone says Colorado combined with surrogate, they don't know what they are talking about because it never would have happened in that state during that time. Period.
This foreign born A- list celebrity all of you know really did go all in with creating adult content with that not so distant relative. The good news is that the person who usually photographs all the content did not do so in this case.
This AIDS/HIV pharmaceuticals manufacturer is currently under fire for refusing to allow humanitarian organizations to access its life-saving drugs. How does it compensate for this? By funding what at least one insider has described for years as "The AIDS Industrial Complex"-- meaning it throws money at "awareness" events and projects within the entertainment industry as a PR strategy.
The influencers are in a frenzy over the sudden death of the abuse-survivor-turned-killer's baby daddy because they applied pressure to their circumstances for months just to see if it would lead to the couple having to do an OnlyFans out of desperation to care for the baby.
The less than bright football player was told in no uncertain terms by the A+ list singer to remove that like from an Instagram post. Nothing is coming between the singer and Oscar glory.
This former Disney actor reached A list. He is A- list now because of all the drama. He is also HIV+ but doesn't use protection when he is hooking up with women. He also loves picking p drug addicts and filming them while having sex.
One of my favorite women that the political nepo baby hooked up with was the spice. I'm not sure why her parents named her after a spice. Perhaps they wanted her to be stripper. Anyway, she loved sending my fellow gossip friend tips about her dating the nepo baby but would leave out the parts about the drugs and nude photos and how the other women got better gifts. But, she latched on and wouldn't let go and is still who he hooks up with in between women or even when not in between women.
As I told you a few weeks ago in this space, the former A+ list singer with the former politician for a boyfriend is leaving her label. Hope she isn't counting on the boyfriend to pay for her new record. He has no money. He lives off her.
Imagine if one of the most talented stars of their generation was secretly seeing the son of one of Italy’s wealthiest billionaires. Now that would be an interesting pairing, wouldn’t it?
This 1/100th needs to not only win his election but also make sure this candidate wins for state A++ lister. It is the only way the 1/100th can run for the A++ lister job. Unfortunately, the wannabe state A++ lister is a terrible candidate who keeps screwing things up.
Jon Ossoff/Keisha Lance Bottoms for Georgia Governor/U.S. President
With this Lanterns’ star’s popularity surging more than it has in the last few decades of his career, what’s also surging is the topic of his daughter’s questionable dating choices. The nepo baby actress was 25 when she had started pursuing her then 17 year old costar, long before he turned 18 and coming between him and his then teen girlfriend. As soon as the clock was up and he turned “legal”, she rolled out their relationship for all to see, globe trotting with the teen from his home country, the Cali desert, and her home southern state. The odd pairing was a hot topic, but what’s been largely unknown is the father daughter connection. That has been a crude awakening for Lanterns fans.
Every publication that announced the "exclusive 20-picture deal" between the PDF-file and the fledgling streamer now knows the truth-- the streamer is HIS company. That includes the leading legacy trade publication that first printed the press release. They have the documents proving his name is on every line of the company's registration paperwork. CEO, CFO, Vice President, Secretary, Agent. All him. Why are they giving him more time to self-greenlight more installments in a franchise starring a little boy?
Turnstr+/Chris Stokes
The team behind the first round NFL player have told him to stay far far far away from the podcaster who spells the name incorrectly.
Fernando Mendoza/Alix Earle
Teachers did complain to administrators about how wasted the ginger haired one was when visiting with students, but nothing was done.
Prince Harry
The A list singer/former talk show host has now employed a bot farm. Can we just not all just move on beyond this?
Despite what you might see on social media, the former wrestler and the north of the border actor can't stand each other.
The alliterate reality star is dropping hints she is going to be cast in the gossip show everyone loves to talk about.
Kim Kardashian/Bridgerton
The foreign-born firefighter actor has other lower limb injuries, not just the recently destroyed ankle. He's going to pound the pavement for plant-based joint supplements. However, I'm afraid that if it came down to him taking collagen supplements or losing his usual range of mobility, he would choose the latter. He's not the type that chooses himself first.
This offspring of a foreign born A list mostly movie actress has run away from home multiple times because mom wants them to be something they are not and feel forced.
A wife guy director has been cheating for the past few months right in front of her face with a friend of theirs. He has no plans on leaving her and she might even already know about it, but it would be optically disastrous for him. The actress isn’t being very discrete and pushing hard to be cast in his next film.
This A- list nepo baby is finding some difficulty about proposed wedding details; a former frequently booked (apparently beloved) costar on the invite list may have issues getting his wife to with his attendance especially because the past film they were meant to be working on in tandem was delayed due to their frequent closeness that borderlines inappropriate…
With the pay cable reboot, the star is going to start taking the weekly shot so people compare the preview video to what she looks like when the projects starts shooting.
In the world of the alliterate one, there is no one in Hollywood higher on the list that she will not suck up to. Do we all agree on that? Over the past several years, she has had the opportunity to mingle with and attend a couple of very big events with this actress/director who will probably win Oscar this year. She will at least be brining home a lot of awards. Yes, the whole boy bander thing made her kind of hands off for a bit, but not long. This is someone if you are a producer you want to attach yourself to. How come the alliterate one hasn't? Why does she not want to be seen with someone who is kicking butt and taking names as a woman in Hollywood. Why does she go out of her way to avoid her? Because, the actress/director, so beloved now, was an enabler/provider of the disgraced producer and the alliterate one was along for the ride.
What the young TikTok starlet/singer is going through with her big sister and their parents is becoming the norm. There are cases publicly piling up. Her story recently caught the attention of an industry insider who became a political whistleblower, and already has plans to bring similar cases to international attention. Even if it requires legally defining a new kind of conspiracy. The TikTok starlet's parents aspiring to become the next version of the alliterate, famous-for-being-famous coven/family is an alarming red flag.
An offspring of this former A list couple drugged a classmate she didn't like. The parents had to pay nearly $5M to keep it quiet.
There has been a lot of discourse this week. 100% this celebrity/reality star wanted this celebrity offspring dead because he thought he would get all her money. As I recently said in this space though, he bought drugs for the parental unit and liked controlling her, but the three named guy is the one who got the parental unit to overdose.
The catch phrase teen who became a millionaire adult star only is doing the medical thing for shooting content. She thinks it will sell well.
Beware the planted discourse about the A+ list child star who's one of the top male leads after the Oscar-nominated biopic that changed his life-- and, infamously, his voice. Commentary is popping up about his long-term relationship with the former Disney starlet. He didn't waste her time, as people are speculating. They wouldn't remain such good friends if he had. He was stuck in a loop of trying to meet her needs as someone from his economic background. His class sensibilities are still rooted in his humble beginnings, which was the biggest issue with him and the model offspring whose family is currently at the top of the news cycle for their recent loss.
He's no cheapskate, though. He overleveraged himself regularly to please partners, and it only got him treated like more of a joke. But his late mother's financial lessons are clearly sticking with him for a reason. Many of his industry peers, including both of the exes, are racking up more debt than they can handle. Yes, even the model offspring. Especially her. Which is why she's planting smears to this day about him being a gold digger.
Now that our mind-powered actress is single again, don't be surprised if she's spotted with a certain violinist more often. He's part of her brother's friendship circle, after all.
If you feel like a FOIA request, you might want to get your hands on U.S. Dept of Justice Corporate Whistleblower Pilot Program 20240822-0001 and Federal Election Commission Matter Under Review 8300. You'll have mounds of paperwork to go through, but it'll wrap up the story on the Blue meme racket / sock puppet account farm that has helped control public political discourse for about the past decade. From hidden SA lawsuits to key players getting coked up and going to the gun range-- this club has everything.
Someone in the Murphyland hunk's close circle needs to stay on top of checking in on him right now. He's struggling harder with the sudden loss of the actor/activist in a way where he could spiral, too. He felt things on their last project together that seem like they foreshadowed this. He's been hiding his own health issues and people are not kind about it.
The same producer from the blind about the vegan personality's reality tv pilot is currently scamming one of the hunks from the 80s/90s voguing show (the one who spells his first name creatively). This producer's alliance with the school sitcom diva and her nepo baby son is protecting him for now.
The permanent A list singer is finally catching on to the game her team is playing but she hasn't asked them to stop bringing in multiple guys each day. I don't think she has caught on to the fact they are charging these men to be with her.
Britney Spears
It’s been a while since we revisited the situation around the now-deceased reality show member and their family.
Over the past few months, the family has been involved in multiple legal dramas involving divorce, alleged relationship abuse and court disputes with various townspeople. They are a hot mess, as usual.
One particular family member has been ruthlessly monetizing the death of their sibling. They have allegedly sold multiple stories to tabloids and are weaponizing unstable and gullible fans on social media. The fans are being used to push conspiracy theories that have resulted in the harassment of multiple people, including children. This drama drives traffic to that sibling’s socials and generates cash.
Another reason the sibling is using fans as flying monkeys is because there is a story they are trying to bury. This involves the deceased sibling’s relationship with a prominent male fan. If that story gets out, it’s likely to alienate the family’s fan base.
So, the sibling will keep using thirsty unhinged fans to divert the narrative elsewhere. The sibling also thinks they can get away with this, since the fans will be on the hook legally for the harassment, not them.
These people are awful.
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You’re doing 147 MPH with a trunk load of Columbian nose candy and the cops are chasing you across Oklahoma.
What song do you have playing on the radio?
There was one video shown in Germany this week that got taken down, but you can expect this week it will spread. Can it bring down a monarchy? You would think so. So, you have the Epstein royal on a pool table with her legs spread having sex with several people. She is snorting some type of substance and then screams for someone to lick her p. What more do you need to show how awful this person is?
Queen Mette-Marit of Norway
This will be a one and done award for the A+ list singer. Her team created it so she could be the first and they want no other artist to ever be awarded it again the future.
Taylor Swift/2026 MTV VMA/Artist-Director Award
This influencer made sure he would be spotted visiting the home of the dead celebrity just to get attention.
Jake Shane/Presley Gerber
The serial child abuser currently trying to break records as the most prolific director of all time will hopefully be hearing from NCMEC and the LAPD soon. Both have gotten direct tips about the scam streaming site that he secretly founded himself, to run from the reports made to the last free streamer that greenlit him.
When the showrunner from the school sitcom finds out how much the aging diva and her son have done to use and abuse people from the city at the heart of the show, she'll want to wipe her off the call sheet forever. They look down on the residents, no matter what they say. And the truth of what really happened with the locals in the son's college shooting incident will back this up.
The staff of various properties of the dead legend are seriously worried that there might be some type of hostage stand off because of a family member.
Dolly Parton/nephew Bryan Seaver
The church WAG should be very careful of the way she's treating her housekeepers when her husband is not around. People have ears and they're talking a lot. We can't blame everything on hormones and frustration especially when we're making speeches about poor women the same week
The PR team of this young NHL player is pushing their client everywhere to take advantage of the new interest in this sport. They completely avoided the gay hockey show and went "straight" for the bookseller's hockey show for the publicity. His team didn't waste any time when they had to approve the article that demeans his female fans. The female NHL fans are as usual blaming the fans of the queer show and not the PR team that has no respect for the female fan base. Because we all know, no one ever sexualized any hockey players before. Or shipped them. Nah
Everyone knows this one named permanent A list singer has been using a stand-in. Now, he is having to cancel shows because no one wants to buy ticket to a fake.
Speaking of faking, if the producer/wannabe rapper fakes it well enough, he thinks he can get a pardon.
So, what I think we all agree on is that this A- list actress has been faking symptoms of a disease so she can be a drug and booze addict. We can't say anything or we all look bad. It is not much different from the barely there celebrity offspring and her "long term disease."
I love how everyone assumed the Housewife is trying to get a deal for her long long time ex. She is trying to get a deal for her current significant other.
This northern newspaper has taken multiple looks at the marriage story. This matters because the newspaper is not operating as an adjunct of the current A++ lister. Probably polar opposites. Its reporters searched marriage records, divorce records, university records, addresses, business licenses and other public databases.
And after doing so, the newspaper could “neither conclusively confirm nor rebut” the allegation that a 1/435th was married to a sibling. Yes, those are quotation marks because it was a quote. That is worth remembering whenever someone tells you the story was “debunked.” It wasn’t. It was unproven.
Apparently, the ginger haired cuck still has zero idea about the threesome between the alliterate one and the cuck's best friend who he doesn't see any longer and also included the guy who got married not that long ago but the cuck had to send his regrets about not attending. It wasn't about going to the UK. It was that the alliterate one didn't want to have anyone be suspicious especially since both partners would be there.
The radio host best known for the talk show named after an 80s brat pack movie is enjoying a political "party pass" right now. The sexual assault issues only went away because of his sudden urge to rock the vote. Sound familiar?
The almost died actor is obsessed with the wife of this NorCal pro tight end. he follows her and comments on her pages all the time. She doesn't follow the actor and ignores him. She won't be a fly in any time soon.
A book will be published tomorrow in this Nordic country that will expose the elite and their secrets. The authorities have never allowed such a thing until now. It will NOT however expose the Nordic Queen. That was still not allowed.
The influencer/model/dancer we've been calling the pirouette PRincess has been caught sending her girl-gang to troll subreddits for information about the Amazon golden boy also known as the Forever Prince. This goes back years...Aggressive comments that are supposed to be coming from diehard fans, bullying women who recalled seeing the boyfriend on the Raya app and demanding information. They also have been planting false information about him having dated her years before they actually met, just to make him look like a scumbag. Many of these accounts have gone dark or been deleted since.
The craziest rumor you will hear all day is that the frozen flavoring rapper and the A+ list rapper are related. Maybe even half siblings. That makes their huge public fight even more interesting.
This former Disney actress was recently spotted, and it is obvious she got a canthoplasty to lift her eyes and give it that fox-eye effect, which is a change if you compare her to when she was young and had much rounder eyes.
This co-star couple was sighted in NYC at Radio City music hall. I would not be surprised if more sightings or pictures are dropped over the coming month.
The political nepo baby has been recently hooking up with reality star who has been in at least three dating shows. They matched on Raya around July, started following each other on IG and she dropped some hints about him without saying his name. He hates when they mention his name because then he can't hook up with others as easily.
Let's not forget that the now-dead victim of the political pedophile pimp, best known for her posthumous memoir, never actually recanted her statement about the despotic lawyer who recently left the party that protected him. She said that she "may have made a mistake" by naming him as one of her abusers-- as in, possibly underestimating how much he and his political connections had the unchecked power to punish her and her family for it, in plain sight. She never said she misremembered, and certainly didn't say he didn't do it. May she rest in peace.
Another Monday tomorrow, another school not being attended by the children of the alliterate one.
Meghan Markle
