Monday, August 24, 2026

Today's Blind Items - Inaction

To be upfront it is entirely possible that this foreign born A list mostly movie actor didn't have this problem with other women he dated or were married to, but this one permanent A list actress who stars in at least one huge movie franchise, says our actor's inability to achieve an erection was a big part of the failure of their relationship. It wasn't so much that he couldn't get it up even with triple or quadruple doses of ED meds, it is that because he always plays this cocky full of himself character that he couldn't handle it. So, eh would start fights and take work away from home as much as possible just so they wouldn't have the opportunity to be in the bedroom together and facing the elephant in the room. Our actor has said he was first attracted to his current significant other after having sex with her. That could very well be true considering his significant other became quite the expert at pegging one of her previous boyfriends. Maybe that is what happened in this case. 



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Favorite vintage commercial. 



Blind Items Revealed #4

August 2, 2026

If the feds decide to ever raid the house of the actor/singer, it will take them forever because of the miles of rooms and tunnels hidden beneath. 

Jared Leto



Blind Items Revealed #3

August 1, 2026

The A- list actress/awful person has a secret Finsta account where she trashes people.

Blake Lively



Blind Items Revealed #2

August 1, 2026

The podcaster/streamer/awful person did in fact call the cops to get the po*n star busted with the cocaine.

Ethan Ralph/Scarlett Hampton



Blind Item #8

When the best you can do for your highest profile relationship in your temporary country is the washed up flavoring singer and her sex predator husband, you might as well just realize in advance this isn't going to work and call it a day.



Blind Item #7

This former superhero's fiancĂ©e was researching her current partner and made her way into his inner circle when she found out he might be hooking up with a less than perfect tailor. He wasn't, but she sure wanted to make it look that way to the world. 



Blind Items Revealed #1

July 31, 2026

This actress/singer weighs herself at least a dozen times each day.

Ariana Grande



Blind Item #6

Now that this A- list actor has wrapped his latest film, he’ll be disappearing for some family time but don’t get too comfortable. The PR narrative isn’t gone; it’s just gearing up for its next act. 



Blind Item #5

Much like one of his co-founders, the wealthy surfer is thinking of renouncing his citizenship to save on taxes.



Blind Item #4

Wheelchair Jimmy thinks he has a chance with the hottest country singer working right now, but he doesn't. She hates him.



Blind Item #3

You will notice that the former Disney actress who is on a singing tour right now is friendly with her groomer/statutory ra*ist ex than she is with a former co-star who couldn't wait until she turned 18. 



Blind Item #2

Maybe the former leader of all the actors should start protecting child actors by keeping her husband away from them.



Blind Item #1

The medical rapper doesn't have young up and coming songwriters to steal from any longer which is why he uses AI. It is also why he won't ever have another hit.



Blind Item #8

The A- list celebrity offspring takes so much time coordinating pap shots every single day that I'm not sure when she has time do anything else.



Blind Item #7

The boyfriend of the dead actress is the one who bought the drugs.



Blind Item #6

I'm not saying it will happen, but I would not be shocked if the housekeeper who is owed millions from the singer/serial abuser/serial sexual assaulter doesn't end up dead.



Blind Item #5

Apparently, the woman beating, coke loving tennis player also deals the stuff too. 



Blind Items Revealed #4

July 31, 2026

The wrestler/entertainer/all around bad person knows exactly what is going to be opened from packs before he goes live. The reason? His team CT scans every single box before going live. That is why he always pulls out high value cards every single time. 

Logan Paul



Blind Items Revealed #3

July 30, 2026

The label behind the foreign born one named singer/industry plant must have spent all their money for her promotion on bots. They sure didn't spend more than 20 or 30 AI tokens for the video. 

Tyla



Blind Items Revealed #2

July 30, 2026

After seeing some of the dailies of this live action reboot, the mouse house is thinking of straight to streaming rather than a theatre run. 

Tangled



Blind Items Revealed #1

July 30, 2026

The talk show host knows that some stories are about to come out about her "school" which is why she is running away from it very quickly.

Oprah



Blind Item #4

This permanent A list singer/songwriter wants to have one final performance at least, but right now that just might not happen. 



Blind Item #3

After letting the alliterate former talk show host out of her "prison cell" they won't be doing it again any time soon because of the bad press her handlers have now received. 



Blind Item #2

The boyfriend of the permanent A list singer works for a company that is a CIA front that collects DNA data from thousands of unsuspecting people.



Blind Item #1

This former A list actress will have a tantrum when her former best friend and A list actress releases her book in October. Instead of mending things, the former A lister went into hate mode and now it's bouncing back in her face.