Sunday, November 08, 2026

Blind Items Revealed #4

October 25, 2026

Much like the alliterate one, this A- list celebrity tried to get this Asian government to provide a bunch of extra security for her visit there with her much more famous husband. The government declined to do so and she has been angry the whole time she  has been there. Oh, and no one even noticed they were in the country.

Meghan Markle/Hailey Baldwin Bieber/Justin Bieber/South Korea



Blind Items Revealed #3

October 25, 2026

One of the reasons this A list couple "uncoupled" was because the permanent A list actress in this couple was having key parties without her permanent A list singer husband. 

Gwyneth Paltrow/Chris Martin



Blind Items Revealed #2

October 25, 2026

The things this former 80's streaming actor is making the pick me podcaster/YouTuber do so he will take to her award season events is so humiliating. Plus, unlike the guy who won't acknowledge his kids with the actress, this actor made her sign a NDA so she won't be able to ever mention a word of it. 

David Harbour/Delaney Rowe/B.J. Novak/Mindy Kaling



Blind Items Revealed #1

October 24, 2026

This Oscar winner gets written about in this space once every few months. That great role she was supposed to get is in danger now because the married director is afraid she won't want to hook up with him any longer. She needs to break free. This feels very Star 80 to me.

Mikey Madison



Blind Item #4

This Oscar nominee is calling out the former Disney actress because the former Disney actress has always always been bitter that the Oscar nominee was cast in the movie that got her the Oscar nod instead of our Disney actress. The director wanted an unknown. 



Blind Item #3

Speaking of marriages, the year singer hasn't been married that long but he and his wife are going to have a baby. Normally, I don't write blinds about stuff like that but you know somewhere that the A+ list singer is singing something about being a cat lady while her husband plays video games and asks her to bring him another beer.



Blind Item #2

This alliterate YouTuber/podcaster is always talking about praying the gay away. Doesn't seem to be working with her husband. Maybe that is something they should have discussed before rushing into marriage. 



Blind Item #1

Not sure why, but an alliterate adult star made a post about a Hobbit who also starred on an iconic television show being well-endowed back a couple of years ago. OK. Fine. What is strange is now, two years later, she made another post clarifying that he has again, very well endowed. Oh, and isn't an a-hole. I'm not sure why all that needed to be clarified, but she has.