tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post6776184161086383297..comments2024-03-20T02:18:58.950-07:00Comments on Crazy Days and Nights: Blind Items Revealedent lawyerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08658046190988387228noreply@blogger.comBlogger46125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-4427371909487529552013-06-30T00:18:18.216-07:002013-06-30T00:18:18.216-07:00Massive G: glad the nyquil agreed with you!Massive G: glad the nyquil agreed with you!MadamChefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09069908218574675404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-5600786969368935092013-06-29T23:58:22.818-07:002013-06-29T23:58:22.818-07:00In a classic reprisal, my charred anus piled assbl...In a classic reprisal, my charred anus piled assblood from my 'roids. Assblood smellsike a dead goat that has lain in the street for a week during a hot summer snd when the 'roids start bleeding they bleed on EVERYTHING - the bathroom floor, the Heriz rugs, the bed, your sneakers. The stench makes me projectile vomit every minute or so until my stomach is empty, at which point my dry heaves nearly choke me. <br /><br />The anus is a fucking terrorist that way. White.God.of.Fuckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09679959835883784598noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-43025077929119519212013-06-29T23:44:38.714-07:002013-06-29T23:44:38.714-07:00You shit what you eat. I went to a vegetarian rest...You shit what you eat. I went to a vegetarian restaurant tonight and ate portobello mushrooms in a balsamic vinegarette sauce. Four hours later, and it has commenced: the war between my colon and my anus. In it's opening move, my colon had VOMITED The stinkiest black runny shit you can imagine - so stinky that it made the cat choke - and burned my anus with colon processed stomach acid. I had to sit in the fucking toilet bowl, anus inside the bowl, and flush a few times to get relief, but the FUCKING stench remains and hovers in my house like a black shit cloud of death. White.God.of.Fuckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09679959835883784598noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-29202342259622757132013-06-29T23:38:03.382-07:002013-06-29T23:38:03.382-07:00Me thinks you best get to work, knob slob. Me thinks you best get to work, knob slob. White.God.of.Fuckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09679959835883784598noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-54642952299556291042013-06-29T23:02:29.642-07:002013-06-29T23:02:29.642-07:00I'm golfing with the Hammaconda in a charity e...I'm golfing with the Hammaconda in a charity event this summer. Money can buy happiness.iknowpeoplehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17145206509033274434noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-63088993804176343972013-06-29T21:51:29.555-07:002013-06-29T21:51:29.555-07:00@massive: use the proper terminology please. It ...@massive: use the proper terminology please. It is called <a href="http://imgur.com/SloMG" rel="nofollow">Shamepoo</a><br />Count Jerkulahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17784297927138361917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-9898664124917075282013-06-29T20:48:51.807-07:002013-06-29T20:48:51.807-07:00@Merlin.....EXACTLY!
:^)@Merlin.....EXACTLY!<br /><br />:^)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-32502141068541529162013-06-29T19:31:34.103-07:002013-06-29T19:31:34.103-07:00Methinks the gentleman doth protest too much. Methinks the gentleman doth protest too much. MadamChefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09069908218574675404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-79677253408701250912013-06-29T19:18:56.253-07:002013-06-29T19:18:56.253-07:00And for your information, wench, I have never had ...And for your information, wench, I have never had Ed problems. Also, I blow about a quart of baby batter at a time, and I can cum 8 or 9 times without stopping. My woman jerks me off once a month and makes me blow jism in a bottle. She uses it for shampoo - dong juice is pure protein, after all - and her hair is lustrous. It doesn't stink because I do not drink coffee. <br /><br />If I fuck you, you're going to be barely able to walk the next morning and gobs of my penis snot will run down your legs when you stand. And you will be smiling through your haze. White.God.of.Fuckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09679959835883784598noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-6405203206544107562013-06-29T19:12:41.846-07:002013-06-29T19:12:41.846-07:00WTF, bitch? I don't hate on gay men. I do not ...WTF, bitch? I don't hate on gay men. I do not call them fags, homos, spermbreathed, Goot gobblers, fudge packers, ass bandied, turd munchers, butt munchers, Pole smokers, Bagel bangers, shit swallowers, Ass pirates, jism gobblers, victims, Butt bangers, sodomites, Colon cowboys, pillow biters, Cocksuckers, gaylords, or the like. White.God.of.Fuckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09679959835883784598noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-82789257241869819362013-06-29T19:08:19.863-07:002013-06-29T19:08:19.863-07:00I miss Ron. Anchorman is hilarious even with just ...I miss Ron. Anchorman is hilarious even with just Ron's quotes. I lent my copy to someone and don't remember who. I need to start taking iPhone pics of people holding up my DVDs before they take them. I read that tip somewhere and haven't done it yet. Charlotte.https://www.blogger.com/profile/01832301891192558016noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-57211687917890673862013-06-29T18:32:38.668-07:002013-06-29T18:32:38.668-07:00"Massive G", good show. (golf clap)
You..."Massive G", good show. (golf clap)<br /><br />Your schlong was named Thumper for the same reason the lottery was renamed "Powerball." It couldn't produce.<br /><br />Your knowledge of term "reacharound" is remarkable for someone who hates on gay guys. MadamChefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09069908218574675404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-82394691242771351182013-06-29T18:22:11.714-07:002013-06-29T18:22:11.714-07:00My schlong was named Thumper after I pulled it out...My schlong was named Thumper after I pulled it out and Slapped it on a bar table when a woman dared me in college. She rode Thumper like a cowgirl that night, but I could not fuck her ass because her ass was a virgin and my fuck pole was too thick. I tried but quit qhen I saw blood. <br /><br />Wonder how Batt's boyfriend takes that slab of meat up his ass. Could be getsee. Batts could just be a bottom who liked reacharounds. White.God.of.Fuckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09679959835883784598noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-11780137612847892252013-06-29T16:51:32.409-07:002013-06-29T16:51:32.409-07:00Mine referred to it 2 3/4 inches of pink steel. Mine referred to it 2 3/4 inches of pink steel. Sherryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16510274176187658301noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-29303827803913909172013-06-29T16:16:42.432-07:002013-06-29T16:16:42.432-07:00I fully agree! I fully agree! whocaresnow12https://www.blogger.com/profile/06014239196211735005noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-46570517365687407522013-06-29T16:01:28.351-07:002013-06-29T16:01:28.351-07:00But Sal has been off the show for years, hasn'...But Sal has been off the show for years, hasn't he? This blind sort of reads like it was about someone else and then the identity was swapped for the reveal.Bleuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07251900735081923459noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-20056625953913622202013-06-29T16:00:34.717-07:002013-06-29T16:00:34.717-07:00Excuse me? Straight female here. My mama just nam...Excuse me? Straight female here. My mama just named after she brother's ex girlfriend, Gaye.Gayeldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05679348553476811727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-58602921472043167572013-06-29T15:42:29.710-07:002013-06-29T15:42:29.710-07:00Why would they call him diet coke?? It's the s...Why would they call him diet coke?? It's the same size can as any other soda. So stupid. Plus, having a penis the width of a soda can is disgusting!! How does it get in??In-N-Out!!https://www.blogger.com/profile/02743926901094202750noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-34276551783654719422013-06-29T14:36:21.505-07:002013-06-29T14:36:21.505-07:00I figured MadamChef, but it was funny to think abo...I figured MadamChef, but it was funny to think about!missmolhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15510735590432471218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-8790419142545189652013-06-29T13:54:10.394-07:002013-06-29T13:54:10.394-07:00Enty said FFF stopped because he ran out of pictur...Enty said FFF stopped because he ran out of pictures to post. Iceberghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15368971166343630387noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-24258952525787573262013-06-29T13:32:08.465-07:002013-06-29T13:32:08.465-07:00I've seen a coke can sized man. Not being a si...I've seen a coke can sized man. Not being a size queen (it ain't the meat, it's the motion!) my reaction at the time was "no way that's going near any orifice of mine."<br />If you are hung like a horse? Go find one. Ymmv.Mala Propismhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03940675058351415488noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-19812852232827877402013-06-29T13:14:19.129-07:002013-06-29T13:14:19.129-07:00Haha @Count my ex was hung like a shot glass, and ...Haha @Count my ex was hung like a shot glass, and used to refer to it as such. At least you have him beat. KPeonyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10223623763876126566noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-40732157678632872672013-06-29T12:59:49.707-07:002013-06-29T12:59:49.707-07:00@Count And this is why you're an A-lister, or ...@Count And this is why you're an A-lister, or at least a B+ trainrideshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17848704842517479544noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-36199076670671540802013-06-29T12:51:59.687-07:002013-06-29T12:51:59.687-07:00missmol, I'm calling BS because Jon Hamm doesn...missmol, I'm calling BS because Jon Hamm doesn't feel insecure about the Hammaconda. He's pissed that people are paying attention to it rather than his acting. <br /><br />I love his acting but I swear on Odin's raven (ty, Ron Burgandy, I still have all those quotes in my head), thanks to this site and Dlisted, every picture I see of Jon Hamm, my eyes go straight to... well, the same place your eyes go. :-b<br /><br />Sugar, I think there was something about a lawsuit that stopped FFF. Or maybe advertising. A site with male FF would not bring in ad revenue from reputable ad sources. But then again, it's not like the site uses reputable ad sources now with the autoplay videos and the divorce lawyer ads on every blind item post. Maybe the VIPBlonde name that everyone says is Enty is a way to do FFF in the comments without lawsuits or advertising issues. Sniff-sniff, conspiracy!MadamChefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09069908218574675404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37309174.post-77902979970684777502013-06-29T12:42:49.580-07:002013-06-29T12:42:49.580-07:00Just googled Snoop Dog full frontal Friday. Yowzas...Just googled Snoop Dog full frontal Friday. Yowzas!!! Why did FFF ever stop? Sugar https://www.blogger.com/profile/11200699470523012169noreply@blogger.com