Heidi Fleiss Busted For Growing Pot

When Heidi Fleiss does something she goes all out. When she starts raising birds she buys the most expensive and gets tons of them. When she decides to run a call girl ring she makes it the biggest in the country. When she decides she wants the most effed up boyfriend of all time she gets herself Tom Sizemore. So, it should come as no surprise that if she decided to start growing pot she was going to go big. She went 400 plants big and was busted by police in Nevada and charged with a ton of crimes related to it, but was not arrested. Nope. Apparently her having all of those birds scared police and they decided to let her stay home and take care of the birds. She was apparently very cooperative with police to the point where their news conference was about how wonderful she is and how they hated to arrest her and besides the birds need someone to take care of her.

Heidi Fleiss Opens Dog Hotel

In case you think your dog might need some paid for loving, I have just the place for you. After two years of trying and failing, Heidi Fleiss has opened a dog hotel and grooming salon. Services include nail clipping and massage followed by a happy ending. You can also schedule your dog for a night of one on one loving with one of the many dogs that live on the property. They range from French Poodles to Chinese Sharpeis and a Maltipoo for those of you who have dogs who like more of an exotic look. Great Danes provide security as bouncers should your pet get out of hand or attempt to leave without paying.

Heidi Fleiss' Home Catches On Fire

So, is it Heidi Fleiss' home catches on fire, or catches fire? It seems like either would work and for some reason it is bothering me. As any regular reader knows, grammar rules are not at the top of my list, but for some reason this was one catches my interest.

Anyway, yesterday morning, Heidi's house was severely damaged because her chimney lacked a spark arrestor. So, when a fire started in the chimney it moved to other parts of the house. Heidi managed to save all of her birds and other animals but would not talk to news reporters. Also, the fire department has not confirmed Heidi's tale of how the fire started. Hopefully she was not freebasing or something early Thanksgiving morning.

Celebrity Big Brother UK Summary

For those of you who care, here are the highlights from Celebrity Big Brother last night. Heidi Fleiss made the biggest news when she told Stephen Baldwin and Stephanie Beacham that she would abort any pregnancy she ever has. "I hope I never have babies. That would kill me. Every minute I'd be, 'Is the baby OK?' I'd worry too much. Thank God for abortion. I don't mean to offend anyone but I wouldn't be a good mother. I shouldn't have kids." She also said she would not be telling who any of her famous clients are.

Ekaterina Ivanova has the guys drooling over her and she is loving every minute of it. She will get a new boyfriend out of this besides getting a huge paycheck. For those of you who can't get enough of the show, below is an entire 24 hours compressed into five parts.

Tom Sizemore Arrested Again

TMZ says it has been 70 days since the last arrest of Tom Sizemore, but it doesn't really seem that long. Between Tom and DMX they must have 15 arrests over the past year. They are their own crime wave. Instead of drugs or robbing a Verizon store, this time Tom went back to one of his favorite things to do. Domestic violence. Heidi Fleiss was on the receiving end of his last domestic violence conviction. There is no word on who the victim was this time. So, do you think that Tom was abusing drugs or alcohol at the time? Is Celebrity Rehab already finished filming?

Tom was charged with misdemeanor domestic violence and his bail was set at $20,000. So far he hasn't posted it and remains in jail. He is the kind of guy who needs like about two years in jail just to get his life back together and for someone to kick his ass on a repeated basis so that way he might learn about what the women in his life feel like when he beats them.

Thank You VH-1 - Tom Sizemore Joins Up For Celebrity Rehab

Finally a reality show with some actual drama that won't need to be staged. Tom Sizemore has signed on to do the next season of Celebrity Rehab 3. Oh, and to make things incredibly fun, Heidi Fleiss has already signed on to do the show. Apparently when Tom showed up for shooting yesterday he was really messed up from withdrawals and had to be admitted into the hospital. Oh, and the first Heidi knew that Tom was going to be there was when he showed up. And VH-1 got it all on film!!

Oh this is going to be so good. I actually don't think they will be able to make it all the way through the show together. In a way it is a really bad idea because they pretty much bring each other down and he did go to jail for beating her so everyone will have to be extra careful about that.

The show will also have much bigger names than in the past. The list includes Mackenzie Phillips (One Day At A Time), Dennis Rodman, Mindy McCready (country music singer), Lisa D’Amato (America’s Next Top Model), Mike Starr (Alice in Chains), Kari Ann Peniche (ex-Miss United States Teen), and Joey Kovar (Real World Hollywood).

Mackenzie Phillips is one of my Facebook friends and honestly she seems to be pretty normal. She updates all of the time and they are generally coherent. She seems to watch a bunch of television. Who wants to bet that Mindy McReady has sex with Tom Sizemore and that Dennis Rodman hits on everyone male and female?

The show isn't going to be on the air for a few months which sucks. I want it now. Do it Big Brother style and have it available to us over the internet 24/7.

Heidi Fleiss Headed To Celebrity Rehab

According to Radar, Heidi Fleiss is headed to Celebrity Rehab for her addictions to meth and Vicodin. That is one hell of a combination. I wish Heidi all the best, but honestly she just doesn't seem to be a group reality person. Her own show yes. But she just doesn't seem like she would play well with others which is why the casting people put her on the show. Also the fact that although lots of celebrities need rehab, how many want to admit it and actually air it in front of the public.

I mean no one knew who half the cast was last season and they probably had even less people show up this time. Hell, half of them are going to be reality celebrities anyway. That's not actually celebrity rehab, that's real rehab. Why give the people an extra 15 minutes just because they got themselves an addiction.

I think their 15 minutes led to the addiction in the first place. Why encourage it by giving them more fame?

Anal Sex Without A Condom

According to Radar Magazine Heidi Fleiss thinks New York Governor was considered a troublemaker because "I'm sure he wanted anal sex without condoms." She went on to say that the Governor got caught because what the Governor wanted was a little out there, and most women would not want to do it. I will tell you why he got caught. He got caught because everytime he went somewhere and got a hooker he had to withdraw money from the ATM. Do you know how many separate transactions it takes to get up to $4300? I don't know either, but that is a bunch of $2.00 service fees.

I can just see the Governor standing at an ATM. His security guards standing next to him as he enters his PIN, whether he wants to check his balance, and if he wants a receipt. Then a pile of $20 bills comes flying out of the machine. Because of withdrawal limits he probably had to use like four or five different cards each time. Then of course with that many $20 bills, they are not all going to fit into your wallet, but I am sure he tried to jam some in, and then stuffed the rest in his coat pockets.

I think that $4300 is a bit much for two hours of sex. Now, I know there are people we would pay that much to have sex with. I am sure that if it was Johnny Depp man whoring himself out instead of Vinny Gallo that many of you would be lining up and would probably pay $4300 for two hours. I am guessing he might charge more though.

Now you of course would want all your friends to know that you banged Johnny Depp. However, the Governor didn't, and Heidi said he is an idiot for getting caught. I just think he is an idiot.