Must Have Been One Hell Of A Bite

Ever since I posted that photo of LisaRaye McCoy-Misick, I have to tell you I have been fascinated with the amount of hedonism involved in her marriage. You have the husband, who is the Premier of Turks & Caicos who apparently finds a new woman to bed every night, and then you have LisaRaye who from my vantage point appears to be even more greedy than Heather Mills at an ATM.

The latest confrontation between the couple occurred on Wednesday night. Depending on which story you believe, either LisaRaye and two other people attacked a security guard, forced their way into the house where she had previously lived and where her husband was entertaining his sister, and then beat the crap out of both of them before taking everything they could grab and leaving.

The LisaRaye version says essentially the same thing.

The LisaRaye publicist version who also happened to be there says LisaRaye was sitting quietly in her home when someone bit her. Uh huh. Both LisaRaye and her soon to be ex were both hospitalized as a result of their injuries. That is some kind of a bite. Must have been a Chupacabra.

Someone with some actual journalism skills needs to go spend some time down there and dig some stuff up because I have to tell you that this is gold. I can imagine sex, drugs, affairs, heads of state, and lots and lots of biting.

Lil Kim Is A Magnet For Trouble

I almost posted photos of Lil Kim's birthday party from Sunday but said to myself, "why?" Well now I guess it would have been a good move as one of the guests from the party was found dead. Three days after the party. On the roof of the club. You would think someone would have checked there first. First question from the police would have been where did you last see her? Oh, at this club. So, three days after the party, they say hey, "has anyone actually been to the club and looked?" Lo and behold there she is.

Her name was Ingrid Rivera. She was 24 and apparently was killed by someone smashing a champagne bottle into her head. I don't know what it is about Lil Kim and trouble. I swear she could have had her party at a Chuck E Cheese and there would have been an armed robbery by guys who wanted skee ball machines.

Lil Kim's spokesperson released a statement saying that Lil Kim didn't personally know the victim or see anything unusual at the party. I love the whole didn't know the victim personally bit because what it means is that she knows who the victim was and probably had met her, but didn't know her on a personal level. As to seeing nothing unusual at the party? Well it happened on the roof, so that is probably a pretty good answer. I do know that when the police come knocking that Lil Kim won't be so evasive with her answers. This is one woman who will tell the truth completely after what she has gone through. I hope.

I think it is kind of interesting that most of the photos of Lil Kim from that night show her drinking champagne. Have to wonder if one of those glasses was poured from the murder weapon.

Now, you want this to even get more interesting because it does. Looking at the photo of Lil Kim to our right and her left is a woman by the name of LisaRaye McCoy-Misick. Her husband is the Premier of the Turks And Caicos. In April he was accused of raping an American woman after a party that he and his wife attended. That woman is rumored to be Rosci, a host on BET. Now, normally I would never reveal the identity of a victim of an assault, but in this case it has come out that since this alleged rape which the FBI allegedly investigated, Rosci has been having an affair with the Premier. So, having a woman murdered at a party where Lil Kim and LisaRaye are at, knowing what has been going on in their lives doesn't seem like much of a stretch.