Random Photos Part One

Two parts today, although Johnny Depp has been in the top spot before and probably will again. This is Johnny arriving in Belgrade.
And his traveling companion. It is like his very own real life Hunter S. Thompson adventure. That might even be a smile on Johnny's face.
Lots and lots of requests lately for more James McAvoy. Here you go.
This is like year 20 or something for America's Most Wanted. Didn't it start around the same time as Simpsons and Married With Children. Oh, and back then Cops had just started too. Sunday nights FOX used to have it going on.
The best picture of Keanu Reeves I have seen in a very long time. Of course he got cleaned up because he is in a movie, but still, it is nice to see.
I like the Megan Fox Armani ads better than the Victoria Beckham ones.
I would love love love Mila Kunis to be in them though. Now I need to watch Forgetting Sarah Marshall again tonight.
Malcolm McDowell's son has the same hair as his dad.
Paul Giamatti is one intense guy. Wow.
A first time appearance for Ryan Bingham.
Rosario Dawson needs to stand up straight.
The new got milk ad
And this being Hollywood there has to be a party for the ad.

Jerry And Rebecca Have Twins

Yeah, you know I really don't care that Jerry O' Connell and Rebecca Romijn welcomed twins into the world today. I just don't get that excited about baby stories. I am still kind of in awe that someone had sex with Jerry, but that awe kind of disappears until I think about it again. Funny how that works. One thing that is funny though is that Funny Or Die sent over a clip of something Jerry and Rebecca did and it is basically Rebecca as Mystique and pregnant and Jerry trying to cope. Hey, it's definitely better than waiting for photos in some magazine of some kids that you don't really care about seeing and who won't look like that two months from now. Anyway, enjoy the video.

"Mystique is Pregnant" featuring Jerry O'Connell and Rebecca Romijn by Jerry Minor

Maxim Hot 100 Party

Sometimes I really think Avril Lavigne is hot and other times all I can think about is that no one has actually seen her husband alive since they got married. The last thing he saw before his death was a pack of raccoons headed his way.
Brian Austin Green thought this was the Teen Beat Anniversary party. Megan Fox does the hotel drape thing well though.

DJ AM invites the cameraman to date him.

But, in the end decides to get some more publicity by dating a guy.

How many copies of this photo does this guy have all over his office this morning? I even think Haylie gave him a little something extra back there. Why not right? He might be an investment banker or actually have a job which would make a nice change from who she usually dates.

AARP Top 100 party is around the corner Ms. Griffin. Ask for Ent.

I could have posted the usual photo of Kim Kardashian except that she's back to the big makeup look and dresses that look cheap and whorish. So I thought I would focus on her sisters. I actually would like to go out with the shortest sister but don't know if she goes out with guys over 60 because hey, I'm not Bruce Willis. This is the sweetest her very tall sister has ever looked. Usually she looks like she would kill anyone who comes near. It's also possible that it may actually be Kim's brother since I've never seen him in public.

Engagement photo-op one day and then dog kissing photo-op the next. The only thing left to stir up any publicity would be to make some anti-gay remark like her co-star or even just say she's gay.

Yes, Lindsay, Ice-T is at the party, but it's not the Players Ball. Glad you have an outfit ready though.

"I f***ed my man, beat him up, changed clothes, and just trying to rub in the last little bit of fun into my gums."

No more Laura for awhile. I almost said no more yanky my wanky but didn't know if you would get the reference or just think it obscene.

Ehhh.

Wrong choice Sophie.

My favorite outfit of the night.

Auditioning to be the new Mrs. Ice-T.
"Hey buddy All Access passes are not really all access."

GLAAD Media Awards

Rebecca Romijn looks incredible.
How can you not love Neil Patrick Harris? Seriously.

Loni Anderson looks great.

Katherine Heigl does her Saturday Night Fever impersonation but still looks good.

"I'm kissing her. Not on the lips of course, but everyone will post this photo. Am I blushing? It feels like I'm blushing. Is she trying to slip me tongue?"

"I'm thinking about dating Jake Gyllenhaal."

"I'm thinking about dating Ent."

He ain't no Marc Anthony. What did Dayanara see in Marc Anthony anyway?

"No kid tonight. I'm tired of going to the playground. Every damn day it's a different playground."

Alec Mapa. Funny as hell. Unfortunately the clip below is not from the show.