Toni Braxton Suffering From Breast Cancer

Toni Braxton has been fighting breast cancer since she was diagnosed in late June. While performing in Las Vegas at her show "Toni Braxton:Revealed," Toni has been getting treatments including chemo to fight the disease, and iron infusions to help her maintain her performing schedule.

Toni, who hit it big with her hit Unbreak My Heart has been given an excellent chance of beating the cancer.

Toni is one of the greatest people in the world and I know we all wish her well in her fight.

Random Photos Part One

I guess Dax is learning how to braid his own hair.
"But I have to pee."
When one blonde whore isn't enough in your life

you can always find another.
I don't want you living that far from me Jessica. Come closer.
Less kissing of hands and more eating.
I've heard shopping can be orgasmic. I guess Heather Locklear is an example of that.
As long as she doesn't do Jay Leno impressions, I'm okay with the chin.

Nice to see Kirsten conserves gas when headed to a booty call.
All done. Guess she was a little cold afterwards.
If that's the nose job, she needs to get her money back.
The first signs of Paris Hilton disease.

David And Victoria Beckham Secrets To Be Revealed

Just a few weeks after moving to the US with the Beckhams, their two nannies had enough of Victoria and her mother and quit. The nannies were originally hired to watch the three boys, but ended up having to cook, clean, run errands for Victoria and her mother, and were verbally abused by both Victoria and her mother on an almost daily basis.

Instead of the eight hour days they were promised when hired, the two nannies were forced to work 6am to midnight 7 days a week.

The two nannies are interested in shopping their story and have plenty to say about what really goes on inside the world of Beckham. The nannies did want to point out that If they only were working for David they would still be there because he was incredibly sweet to them at all times.

Tom's Teaching Katie How To Be A Bitch

You know that British Airways flight Katie took back to LA so she could audition for Wonder Woman? Well that flight has been worth about three or four posts and here's another. On the flight to LA, the flight crew asked everyone to lower their shades so people could sleep and also watch films without the bright sun coming through the windows. Well, up in First Class, the only person there was Katie and she refused to close her shade despite being asked several times. She told the crew she wanted to enjoy the sun and she didn't think it would bother anyone.

Well right behind her in Business Class it was bothering everyone because the sun was glaring off their movie screens and no one could sleep.

Finally, about 90 minutes before landing, when people were starting to raise their shades, Katie lowered hers so she could take a nap. She told, not asked, all the flight crew to have everyone close their shades because there was too much sun coming from Business Class.

Instead of anyone doing what Katie wanted, the remainder of Business Class who had their shades closed, opened them.

Teen Choice Awards

My shirts never look that starched even when I'm picking them up at the cleaners. Of course, my "cleaners" is the lady two doors down who offers "lawndry" service.
David Boreanaz just looks thrilled to be there. Either that or he's staring down Deryck Whibley before he steals his wife and makes her dress like a real person. It's just not interesting anymore and that fake smile is really starting to piss me off.
If you love curves, I know you love America. If you love half naked world leaders, then you probably love Russia.
If you like guys dressed as chicks, then you probably love Fergie.

If you like your ex-strippers turned rappers, and I do, then you must love Eve, and I do as well.
You know. Ludacris and Emmy would make a cute couple.
You realize that when Spade leans back, this shirt exposes the belly. That's just what every middle age out of shape guy needs to be showing the world. Probably how he got Heather Locklear. She's into middle age belly button lint.
Speaking of belly button lint. Anyone want to start a Megan Fox is pregnant rumor? Brian Austin Green has to figure out someway to keep her.

I know Miley Cyrus is on Disney, but I don't think she's required to wear a picture of the Hundred Acre Woods on her dress.
Are they doing a Mario Brothers sequel that no one told me about?
Jessica. Everyone will still love you if you eat something. This is getting ridiculous.
Sometimes you just can't tell the difference between Haylie and Hilary. Hilary should be very scared of that.
Zac, you may want to smile. You think you are super hot right now and nothing will ever go wrong. Everyone thinks you are a sex symbol and love you and girls scream. Won't ever change right? You may want to...

Say hi to Matthew Lawrence and ask him about his family."I'm touching a woman. It will be over soon. Imagine it's Cher."
Yes, the one hand in the pocket hug shows how much you really care.
I had a Waiting, Van Wilder doubleheader over the weekend so I will overlook all Ryan's Jeremy Piven like qualities and focus on the positives.

I Guess Owen Wilson Really Didn't Like The Idea Of Being In A Movie With Jennifer Aniston

I think most of us would realize our career would go in the toilet if we were in a movie with Jennifer Aniston. It's almost surely going to be a bomb, people will laugh, everyone will think you are f**king her, she whines, and she brings the Arquettes wherever she goes.

However, I think Owen trying to kill himself was a bit of an overreaction. All he really had to do was call his agent. I'm sure he's probably kicking himself this morning about not doing just that. I can understand though that the thought of spending all that one on one time with Jennifer Aniston and watching her attempt to act would cause suicidal tendencies (good band) in all of us. Next time though just call Luke and your other brother Andrew and go to a strip club. I promise they are like chocolate and will make you feel much better. Cost more than chocolate, but better than dying.

Also, I'm concerned about your method of suicide. Popping pills and then cutting your wrists is more of a cry for help that is seen in women. As a man you really should consider something more masculine like a shotgun or setting yourself aflame. However, if you do light yourself aflame, then think of a cause you can support while doing it. News people love that kind of thing. Oh, and do take the pills first because that one hurts.

While on the subject of pills, you really should consider some Ambien or some other sleep like product. The Ortho Tri-Cyclen Lo really isn't going to quite give you the bang for your buck I think you were hoping for.

I do hope you're feeling better, and that you get the help you need. If this was all a ploy to get Kate to come visit you in the hospital, then I guess you don't need help, and if this was to get out of doing Marley and Me, then we understand, but it really isn't necessary. Get well Owen.

P.S. Before killing yourself, you owe me Starsky & Hutch 2, The Royal Tannenbaums 2, Night At The Museum 2, and Zoolander 2, The Sex Change. You can skip the Jackie Chan movies. You could put Chris Tucker in some cowboy boots and just call it Rush Hour. No one would notice.

Eva Amurri Thinks She's Too Good For Rocky Horror

I bet most of you right now are saying who the f**k is Eva Amurri. Well, she's been in about ten films and an episode of Friends. Not getting a ton of work, but when offered Rocky Horror she turned it down"because she's more serious than that." "Can you believe that's what they're offering me?"

What should they be offering you? You barely work. Should they be offering you starring roles in blockbuster budget type movies? I hate when people start jabbering about the craft and that crap. It's perfectly fine to go play serious roles and still have time for the occasional Dumb and Dumber. Too me that makes you a better actor and shows greater range.

Besides it was good enough for her mom Susan Sarandon, and her career turned ok, huh? Just because actor's have famous parents, they think they can skip the steps all actors are forced to take. They feel as if they are entitled to only do projects they feel are worthy or suitable, and that's because there is no hunger or drive. Mommy and Daddy are footing the bill so I can do this little no salary project here and there. Get a life and do some stupid crap. It's fun.

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which very senior Manhattan media executive looks like he might be about to go public with that office affair everyone has been talking about?