Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.

Mya was doing some animal rescue work and has found the most adorable puppy ever.
Paula Abdul wins the airbrushing of the century award.
Peaches Geldof has lost like 20 pounds in three months. Umm, heroin maybe?
Meanwhile, speaking of addictions, Rebecca Gayheart's husband is still not around. I don't think they are going to be married for much longer.
Robert Pattinson does his grocery shopping.
Sienna Miller and her boyfriend Grizzly Adams.
Fountains are so life like now. For an extra $20, you can get the version which shoots water out of the mouth.
So, if Wolfgang Puck only eats half your food, what does that mean?
Ewan McGregor and Zara Phillips.

News Reporter Loses It In A Bad Way

This reporter was having a very bad day.

Ted C Blind Item

We love Hildago Van Buren, the out star of many different talents. Not only can he hold his own, singing, dancing and acting, he can also hold his latest costar's penis—and does he!

Oh my, what the hell happened? Put the kiddie fans to bed and find out:

Recently Hildago signed up for a big production. You know, one of those shows with row upon row of deluxe dressing rooms. And it was inside one of these private star residences that Hildago got propositioned.

In itself, it's not so shocking. Van Buren's a super charming, über-talented guy. No, the shocker here is who made the approach—somebody with hundreds of thousands of teeny-bopper fans, somebody who would probably not work again (at the same level to which he's become accustomed), if word got out he was rubbing his privates up against Van Buren behind closed doors!

Did Hildago bite? No, surprisingly. But he's also no fool:

Before Hildy decided to let his surprise suitor down, telling him he wasn't interested in a quickie, he did take the time to feel up the guy's goods.

How the hell often to you have the chance to check out the family jewels of one of the world's biggest stars?

Like, never!

(Van Buren remains impressed.)

And It Ain't: Ricky Martin, Elton John, Adam Lambert

Jennifer Love Hewitt Gets To Play Hooker Every Week

Did anyone watch Jennifer Love Hewitt in that Client List movie? I thought no one watched it and the only reason anyone did tune in was because of the publicity caused by Jennifer portraying a hooker. Well, somehow someone did some fast talking because now that made for tv movie is going to be a television series. Yep, Jennifer is going to play a hooker each week on Lifetime. It would be different if it was pay cable. It could be edgy or dark, but on Lifetime it is going to be 6 minutes of vanilla followed by either some medication commercial or why Pampers or Huggies is the better choice.

Oh, you want to know the most interesting part? As part of the deal Jennifer has with Lifetime she gets to direct a made for tv movie for the network. Well, at least she stays out of trouble and works hard. I guess I should admire that. She is just not that great of an actress, but I am talking about the network that loves Tori Spelling movie day so, there you have it.

Another Blind Item

One of my favorite American Idol castoffs was at it again the other night. Running from red carpet to red carpet to earn a few bucks and stay in the spotlight, she did spend some time hitting on this becoming very popular very quickly B list movie actor who is definitely not a bad looking guy. When he told her he was gay and not interested, she told him it did not matter to her. She thought they could help each other out. Well, he did help out someone else a few years ago.

Kelsey Grammer Has A Small Peen

If you ever want to get back at your ex and he is a guy, then all you have to do is say he has a small peen or can't get it up. At that point you do not need to do anything else. From that point on people will laugh and stare and discuss and wonder. You have got your revenge. Camille Grammer has done just that with her recent witty comment. I know, I know, you are shocked that I used Camille Grammer and witty all in one paragraph. "Big hands, big feet, big disappointment." Yes, Camille went there, but according to her not that often, so maybe she has a foggy memory. Or maybe that is why she did not go there that often. It also shows you that true love or a big wallet will often overcome peen size. I just blame my shortcomings on the 400 pounds of fat.

Today's Blind Items

This A list movie actor. Wait, let me stop right there. I think I should make it cusp of A list. He has been the lead in lots of movies but they don't always do well and he is sometimes overshadowed by another. That sounds mysterious huh? Anyway, after this Real Housewife got drunk and started hitting on our actor, he took her home with him for the night. What he does not know though is this was supposedly like guy number three in a three night spree for the Real Housewife.

Lopez Tonight Canceled - Conan Next?

George Lopez used to have almost a million people watch his show on TBS every night. Then Conan came along and George was moved back an hour and he now averages a little under 400,000 people watching per episode. Funny enough that is the number of hookers he hopes to have sex with in the rest of his life. It is also the approximate number of times his ex-wife swears at him daily because she gave him her kidney while he was having sex with hookers.

The staffers at Conan are now wondering if they are next. What started out as a bunch of people watching Conan has now turned into less than used to watch George Lopez in the same time slot. Conan started with 2 million people and is down to a little less than 800,000 people per episode. Not a good sign. TBS probably figures they could throw some reruns of Raymond up on the screen and get half those numbers at about 5% of the cost. Conan needs to do something or get some big guest which can turn things around.

Jay Leno used to always lose to Dave, and then one night he happened to have Hugh Grant scheduled the night after he had been arrested for soliciting a hooker. Jay's numbers were mind boggling and he never lost to Letterman after that night. One guest at the right time or maybe he could shave his head. That could do it too.