Some Easy But Fun Dancing With The Stars Blind Items

They are either pros or contestants.

#1 - This contestant made waves in the past week alleging that married pros were having affairs with married contestants. He said this after he hit on an attached pro and she turned him down.

#2 - This guest of a contestant was back last night because the woman he was cheating on with while he was with the contestant dumped him. So, he ran back to the woman he dumped because he was dumped. The contestant had no idea. Well, maybe now she will if she reads this.

#3 - This male pro and female pro are currently tied at four hookups with contestants each. I just want to know if they had any while__________________. Oh it is like a Mad Lib.

The Brandi Glanville Episode

Last night, Brandi Glanville started off with a reference to herself as a super sl*t and the night just went from there. Lets see, there was her son taking a whizz in the grass, which he probably learned from LeAnn Rimes. I think LeAnn has an outhouse. You don't get that feeling? And you know what? Brandi was right in at least he did not go in the pool. Just needs to work on that last part of the process. We finally got to hear Camille utter the big hands big feet, big disappointment line which would have been funny if we had not heard it the last two months in every interview and teaser for the show. What came next was way better when Brandi said are you talking about his c**k? There just is no self censor button with Brandi and it is refreshing. Last season most of the Beverly Hills cast did not have such a button either which made it fun. This year, as I have said before they are all into keeping themselves famous and not doing anything to jeopardize side projects. So, it basically makes Brandi really stand out. I think this is the reason Paul has been in every episode too. He just says what he is thinking and what Adrienne would never say. Think about the waiting in the plane and in the limo last week. Do you think Adrienne would have said what Paul said? Nope. Would have been boring without Paul.

National Enquirer Blind Item

WHICH female pop star has been hiding a lesbian secret – particularly her obsession for busty strippers? The singer/songwriter was recently spotted at a Seattle-area strip club fondling the sexy dancers and taking down their phone numbers!

Thomas Jane Brings You Light Sunday Reading

I always wondered what fascinating tidbit made Patricia Arquette fall in love with Thomas Jane. I mean this is the same woman who found Nicolas Cage fascinating enough for years to stay with him through his temper and being follicly challenged. Well, in the Sunday edition of the Los Angeles Times, Thomas describes how, as a homeless teen in Los Angeles, he was basically a homeless gay hooker. "As James Dean said, you're going to have one arm tied behind your back if you don't accept people's sexual favors. When I was a kid out here in L.A., I was homeless. I didn't have any money and I was living in my car. I wasn't averse to going down to Santa Monica Boulevard and letting a guy buy me a sandwich. Know what I mean?"

He said that he does not really think the same sex relationships were necessarily about money, but also exploring his sexual identity. I also think he would do it again or has done it again or continues to do it repeatedly. "Until you've tasted the food, you don't know whether you'll like it or not, as my mom always said."

My mom used to say that too. It brings a whole other level to what she was saying though.

Amanda Knox Is On Her Way Home

An Italian judge freed Amanda Knox yesterday and right now she is on her way to Seattle. Amanda spent four years in jail for the murder of Meredith Kercher. What is lost in all of the attention focused Amanda's way is that her boyfriend at the time, Raffaelle Sollecito was also freed in the decision. What is overlooked in all of this is the one guy who plead guilty, Rudy Guede, said he did not act alone. No one ever assumed he did act alone, but where are the other people? Surprisingly I thought the family of the Kerchers were way more calm than I would have been. They basically said they respected the decision of the court but were baffled how the decision got overturned and if Amanda and Raffaelle were innocent then where were the other people involved. Look for Amanda to make millions of dollars upon her return to the US.