October 5, 2012
It has finally happened. What I predicted might happen someday looks like it might happen. This former reality star is pregnant and in discussions with a company to name her baby after a product in the company. The baby then would be the face of the company for a certain amount of time, and then the mother for a period beyond that.
Holly Madison
Holly Madison Donuts?
ReplyDeleteGenius!
DeleteIs she going to name the kid "Gerber"?
ReplyDeleteBotox Madison?
ReplyDeletesince the baby daddy turned out to be some kind of con artist and split the picture. She only has so many skills to market. I guess baby Chobani wouldn't sound that bad?
ReplyDeleteFSP for the win!
ReplyDeleteerr wait .. she will name her child Donuts? lol
If you can live with yourself after sleeping in Hugh's bed, you're capable of anything. I don't know why, but I'm feeling KY, and the kid's name is Lube.
ReplyDeleteWhat popped into my mind was Dove, as in Dove soap. I know that's crazy talk, and not at all in keeping with their current ad campaign. Could just be that I'm obsessed with the name Paloma (Spanish for dove). If anyone out there needs a girl name, consider Paloma :-).
ReplyDeleteI love that name after...um a soap i used to love called passions. Paloma is a pretty name! Except my grandma calls pigeons that.
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ReplyDelete@timebob, did he really abandon her? I thought she was a popular guess for the one who was giving her boyfriend cash so he could pay off his debt?
ReplyDeletethe answer to this blind was easy. The name of the baby should have been the reveal. I'm going to guess "trojan"
ReplyDeleteEven more specific, here's my child Glitter Anal Lube. Sorry, I'm getting punchy.
ReplyDeletehahaha nolachickee . That made me giggle .
Deleteok kids. it's been a long 10 hours (since 10:15 my time) since the fun began but it's time to sign off.
ReplyDeleteit's been fun *seeing* you all .. i'm a long time reader but infrequent poster (weekends only) because i can't get on line from work :( plus i'd never get anything done!
have a great rest of your night and catch ya on the flip side!
Where in hell do these people get these jackass ideas?? What planet are they raised on?
ReplyDeleteHoly shit. I would NEVER have thought her. Everyone was CONVINCED it was BAG and Megan Fox. WOW--truly baffled.
ReplyDeleteHi Veech, I thought the same, but it's because there was a really similar blind about Megan Fox and BAG but it was about merchandising the child rather than naming it for a specific brand. It was in the July reveals, sorry I can't make it clicky on my phone - http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2012/07/blind-items-revealed_2112.html?m=1.
DeleteKeeping it classy, David Silver.
I had an irrational hatred for Holly, but she won me over eventually - I do truly believe she cared about Hef and wanted kids with him out of love and not as an insurance policy. Like the good Mayor says above, after the baby daddy split, she's got to provide a future for her kid somehow. In this economy, I'd take the paycheck too.
ReplyDeletePBS Elmo?
ReplyDeleteAh Holly. Girl.
ReplyDelete@Frufa, oooh, good one! It would have to be something not totally obvious or she'd be called out ASAP, even considering the current crop of special snowflake names. Tropicana? Motts?
ReplyDeleteHolly Farms? Madison.
ReplyDeletePlaytex! (with a possible Goretex tie in,later)
@Lotta in all her photo ops he is never in the picture just her. I just assumed he split when she found out he wasn't rich. I remmeber that BI and we all assumed it was Holly. But who knows I'm just making guesses here.
ReplyDeleteThanks, DB! That was my thought, too - it'd have to seem like a coincidence for it to work, right? Not like, here's baby Snickers Madison, brought to you by the Mars Candy Company
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry. Not trying to sound ungrateful but it would be nice to get at least one or two juicy reveals! I really want to be shocked!
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry. Not trying to sound ungrateful but it would be nice to get at least one or two juicy reveals! I really want to be shocked!
ReplyDeleteOk, I Googled "Holly Madison baby name" and she's quoted as saying her daughter's name will be very "Apple-ish" and that she likes unusual names.
ReplyDeleteDoes Dolly Madison ice cream still exist?
ReplyDeleteI mean, cool about WHO and all but I want the NAME! Has to be something somewhat gender-neutral, unless she knows the sex already. Does this mean a large company that has several famous brands in it, or one company like as someone said Dove and then they have things like Dove Herbal or something like that. And if she's in discussions, it may not go through. But THIS is real gossip!
ReplyDeleteShe's having a girl.
DeleteI know there's a baby food company called "Plum Organics"....maybe that's what she meant with the "very Apple-ish" quote.
ReplyDelete@ Diana - Plum is an excellent guess! My babies are 14 and 11, so I'm out of the loop when it comes to the latest and greatest in baby products.
DeleteHa! Lindsay Lohan is on Million Dollar Decorators! That's all I've got on this one.
ReplyDelete@Jessi, I gave up on hoping for any truly juicy reveals a couple of years ago. I suppose he/she/they would get sued for anything really interesting.
ReplyDeletethat's just motherfucking pimping; selling [a part of] a human. Dis beh holly madison should have her kid taken from her for trying to sell it's WHOLE ENTIRE NAME to an evil corp.
ReplyDeleteAnyone see my point? This kid didn't want to get born to be pimped by a corporation; that's shit.
(Okay, no politics. Except grumpycat.jpg and I hope Russia invades our ass, whacks Hollyweird and Wall $treet so we can have some stability up in America.)
Oh Holly, sad. Put that kid up for adoption stat. When the babby daddy splits its a bad sign. This will not end well.
ReplyDeleteI am guessing she is going to name her Dolly after the dessert company Dolly Maddison. Used to be sponsored by the Peanuts characters in the 80s.
ReplyDeleteI thought Holly's sperm donor was a poor version of Anne Hathaway's ex. A lower level con artist who aspired to be bigger. Don't see him in photo ops anymore.
ReplyDeleteOh Holly... Loved her in Peep Show, she was amazing...I hope things fall into place for her.
ReplyDeleteKotex Madison.
ReplyDeleteValtrex Madison? Viagra Madison?
ReplyDeletehahaha My fave guesses:
ReplyDeleteHolly Madison Donuts
Valtrex Madison
Kotex Madison
hahaha You guys are great! hahahaha
I'm going to suggest: Cough Madison
*face palm* haha I know..so bad.