Monday, December 30, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

July 17, 2013

With all the sex in the history of the grounds of the Playboy Mansion, this weekend set the record for loudest coupling between this C+ list mostly movie actress/reality star/foreign born and this B list athlete who is A+ in his own corner of the sports world. She would not stop screaming. She would also not let the athlete go until he finished and he was definitely trying to escape.

Bai Ling/Yasiel Puig

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  1. Ooooh, sexay! But not at all

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    1. Lol.
      Loud 'coupling' is always so fake anyway - all about showing off to others who aren't having the great sex (at least that's what I tell myself).

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    3. Violet, I bet she sounds exactly like a bag of cats. Sooo sexay!

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  2. Ah, the playboy mansion. Where D list nobody's can hook up with other D list nobody's...

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  3. He should have taken some tests immediately afterwards but being from Cuba he probably never heard of her and never will again. But hes 23 and who knows his old she is.

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  4. i imagine she sounds a lot like Yoko Ono performing her "art"

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  5. He should have faked it.

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  6. So.... just a reminder friends, don't forget to spay or nueter your pets.

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  7. At least she didn't bite his head off at the end like a praying mantis.

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  8. LOL French Girl. Never heard of him but seriously people who play it up that loud are most likely doing it for show.

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  9. French Girl doesn't get to see baseball either and the cinema over there doesn't import Bail Ling's cinema efforts.

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  10. I'm with you French Girl. Who???

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  11. Gross and try hard trying to impress others.

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  12. I feel so sorry for the housekeeper. Can you imagine the nasty that needs to be cleaned up in that house? That old guy is prob shitting and pissing in his pants and they are screwing each other all over the place at those parties. Sounds like a whole lotta nasty.

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  13. There was a Hugh Hefner profile in Esquire last year & it was pretty sad. He had to sell off everything & they let him live in the mansion until he passes away. The company that bought Playboy didn't really want the magazine, they were buying the brand. The magazine is kind of a financial loser these days & probably won't be continued once Hefner dies.

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  14. Reminds me of a story when I was right out of college. A large group of college friends would go on a camping and water skiing trip. One guys girlfriend was a screamer and when camping in tents it was heard throughout the camping ground (no kids around just us). It always pissed off the other girlfriends. A couple of guys mentioned it to the guy and suggested he try to get her to keep it down. His response "Are you f'ing crazy!! Why the f would I do that!!! Tell your girlfriends to deal with it or get earplugs." Of course the girlfriends did the frienemy thing until ultimately. Personally I thought it was hot.

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  15. ultimately they broke up. She wasn't faking- not really a screamer just a loud moaner.

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  16. She is a cray cray woman. He should go to the clinic and have himself tested. She has been round the block several times.

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  17. It's not fake, some people have ugly sex faces, some people fart during or after, and some of us are vocal. If we hold it in--it's just not as good.

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  18. I need to watch more sports. No clue who he was. She on the other hand ...

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  19. No clue on neither, but according to google she is 24 years older than him, a boozer and thinks she is from the moon. She is clearly a jewel who has to be cared of. I cannot understand his reaction.

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  20. Def can see her being like a bag of yowling cats being drowned.

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  21. Chicks who are obnoxiously loud during sex are just passive aggressively begging to be choked.

    I'm a clutz, so I'm scared of choking a broad. Instead I prefer to cover the mouth and nose or stick fingers or objects (ball gag, dildo, sock, etc) in there to quiet her down.

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  22. DH has smashed a pillow into my face a time or two. *G* Some of us are just kind of loud!

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  23. Apparently Bai Ling has the crazy but I think she looks pretty amazing for someone hitting 50 (? said someone above). That said, she doesn't sound fun to sex with; I've always found it a bit of a buzzkill when my partner's trying to escape while I'm trying to hit the multiO. Still, God made shackles for a reason!

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