Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Blind Item #8

With all the sex in the history of the grounds of the Playboy Mansion, this weekend set the record for loudest coupling between this C+ list mostly movie actress/reality star/foreign born and this B list athlete who is A+ in his own corner of the sports world. She would not stop screaming. She would also not let the athlete go until he finished and he was definitely trying to escape.

34 comments:

Count Jerkula said...

A-Roid plays 3rd base, aka the hot corner.

Basil said...

The things that house must have seen.

sandybrook said...

Haha @Count ARod was supposed to play a game in Tampa Friday and no-showed but since he played Sat and Sun unless he has an SST jet he cant be this guy.

sandybrook said...

I'm saying Joanna Krupa for the girl and Jose Canseco for the guy. Enty didn't say current athlete did s/he?

DewieTheBear said...

DeSean Jackson.

Count Jerkula said...

OK, then how about Antonio Cromartie? He is a corner back and he seems to get pussy by the truck load.

Ruby Soho said...

How about Bridgette Nielson for the girl?

Ruby Soho said...

I dunno, maybe not. She was just first person I thought of scary enough to hold a man there and not let him escape.
Lol

Dasha said...

"in his own corner of the sports world" sounds like a boxer or MMA fighter to me.

Amy in MI said...

Antonio Cromartie cant even name his kids

girl77007 said...

In his own corner -- a boxing reference. Would Floyd Mayweather be B list in Enty World? Not sure about the chick though.

BarelyAwake said...

Dodger rookie Yasiel Puig.

http://ftw.usatoday.com/2013/07/yasiel-puig-playboy-mansion-chris-brown/

Need help with the pseudo-celebrity partner.

just curious said...

A-Rod , A-list?????? Coz he's a Yankee , right? At least for now.


What about that Lochte dude? He looks like he gets lots of pussy.

just curious said...

Chris brown had a party at the Playboy mansion this weekend . There are pics. Some celebs.

MrWolf said...

Mayweather is legitimate A list in the real world. He's the most highly paid athelete in the world.

MMA fighter, could be. Alot of the MMA fighters get along well with the playmate type of girl, but most are too scruffy to get in to the Playboy Mansion.

It'd have to be someone like Jones. He's A+ in MMA, probably in the Bs outside of it, and he's been known to like the occassional outside of marriage adventure.

Zeke Lalique said...

Bai Ling at the Playboy Mansion......

http://Instagram.com/p/b3Mk1LAMNh/

B. Profane said...

I had a screamer like that once. Deafening, at missionary close-range. Not only did she wake up the whole house, she woke up the whole neighborhood (the windows were open). I think they heard her up at the Mormon temple.

THE FANTASTIC SPAZZOMATIC said...

Screamers are a turn-off, like, excessive screamers, and I'm a straight, porn watching female. There's no better way to get me to put on another broad's porno, than to show a woman faking obviously the pleasure I can see with my eyes is not happening.

evie2345 said...

That's exactly who I thought of for the celebrity. No idea on the athlete.

just curious said...

Screamers are the reason the ass up/face in the pillow position . It's not about degradation but discretion.

Count Jerkula said...

My ex used to smother herself with a pillow to muffle the noises if I was hittin it right.

PookieTwo said...

I'm sorry @jc that's awful but I just lol'd.

MrWolf said...

I did some speculating on this one.

Assuming it's the 8th All Star Celebrity Kick Off and assuming "in his corner" is a hint, here's the two most likely suspects -

Shad Gaspard - Professional wrestler and has been in movies, might be B list, but definitely not A+ list in wrestling, but Enty tends to suck at ratings (Farrah Abraham A list!)

Jose Ramirez - Amateur boxer, #1 ranked light weight in USA. DEFINITELY A+ boxer, don't know if he's B list outside of it, but he just locked the Olympics spot down and is a VERY strong favorite for Olympic gold in lightweight.

http://www.gettyimages.ca/Search/Search.aspx?EventId=173663201&EditorialProduct=Entertainment&Language=en-US#

Here's the list of attendees if you want to try to puzzle it out.

Count Jerkula said...

I rooted those pics and the only A+ in their sports I could find are

Warren Moon, Brandon Marshal, Von Miller, John Wall and Arie Lyindyke (I aint tryin to spell that shit).

Out of that grouping, I would think Bai Ling would rape Von Miller.

Shad wasn't even an A list jobber.



Count Jerkula said...

Where are my damn manners? Thanks for the link Mr Wolf.

Charlotte. said...

I instantly thought Bai Ling for the female. No idea for the athlete.

Dingle Barry said...

And you weren't even in Utah! Ba da bum!

Dingle Barry said...

Maybe he wasn't in the pic because he couldn't get away from the rapist? Daymn, that just ain't right.

Spike Gomes said...

She could do that to me anytime.

B Smears said...

I only do that when we have guests or we're staying at the in-laws.

Cat said...

Von Miller

The Denver Broncos superstar linebacker -- who signed a $21 million contract in 2011 -- was at the Playboy mansion this week ... when he spelled it out for us -- NO ONE TOUCHES MANNING

Unknown said...

Jenna jameson and tito ortiz

Unknown said...

Jenna jameson and tito ortiz

msilverthorpe said...

Bai Ling and Yasiel Puig. It was reported by ESPN that he'd been using his interpreter to try and pick up the ladies. He's one of the top young stars in major league baseball, and plays a corner outfield position.