Thursday, January 04, 2007

In what has to be one of the more bizarre blind items of recent memory this actress has really just started to concentrate on her career again. She has gone from everyone's fantasy to Academy Award winning movies to now being someone you go, "hey what happened to, or wow she is not the star she used to be." The reason for all of this was her marriage to a director wannabe. Everyone always thought the pairing was strange. It seems that our couple has a relationship which was more S&M then H&W. It seems that she lived to do his bidding and was completely submissive to his needs. She trained for two years and never left his side and always remained standing still when he was speaking to others. Then as the money began to run out, she took an endless series of roles which paid ok but did not enhance her career. She did this to support him because he told her that she belonged to him and was his slave. She always did his bidding no matter what. If it involved sleeping with other men or women she did it for him and never complained. She was perfectly happy to stay with him forever. She thought everything was great, but he left her and devastated her. He found someone else who he wanted to play with and did not want to share. Our actress even got the wrong end of the alimony and still supports him to some extent, although he does now have to work. She has spun this situation to friends by saying it was a one time thing and she will not make the same mistake again, but wasn't that her in Bar Sinister's S&M lair last week looking for a new Master?

Basically the way it works from yesterday is that you have no clue about some of them. I would hate for you to wait until Friday even though it is right next door.


117 comments:

  1. Shannon Elizabeth or Mena Suvari?

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  2. Anonymous12:22 PM

    Mena Suvari?

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  3. Anonymous12:24 PM

    Absolutely Mena Suvari. Although I fell very sorry for the big-eyed girl.

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  4. Anonymous12:27 PM

    no one EVER expected Shannon Elizabeth to win an Oscar. Please, the D-List whore's big break was masturbating in "American Pie". I'll agree with Mena though.....

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  5. Anonymous12:29 PM

    I would be Mena's Master anytime, baby. Had no idea, she's into S&M. She would make the perfect slave for me... he he he

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  6. Yeah, Mena. "everyone's fantasy" and Acadamy Award winning has got to reference American Beauty. Although Brinkman's got a good career as cinematographer...

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  7. I agree, Mena Suvari, poor thing.

    Pinky, she was also in Final Fantasy VII. Crap flick, but still fits the clue ;)

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  8. ooooo, didn't catch that Jeez. Good one.

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  9. Now, back to yesterday. Friday is right "next door". Hmmmmmmmm.

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  10. Anonymous12:44 PM

    Well, Mena Suvari was in "American Beauty" which was an Oscar movie. But she's had other roles since then, but nothing super big. She was on "Six Feet Under" and in "Rumor Has It"... But the only thing her ex-husband ahs directed was some birthday party in 2005.

    Shannon Elizabeth - has she ever been in something Oscar worthy?

    At first I thought Gwenyth Paltrow until I kept reading... I'm going to have to ponder this one.

    - Captain

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  11. Yeah, what blind do you think he's refering to? And is he saying we got them all wrong?

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  12. Anonymous12:49 PM

    I know he doesn't say how long they were married, but he does say "she was trained for two years and never left his side..."

    Mena Suvari was married to her ex from 2000-2006.

    - Captain

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  13. Pinky, since there were only three, "some of them" must mean two.

    Our Google-fu must have been weakened over the holidays.

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  14. parissucksliterally,

    Do you mean Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back wasn't nominated for an Oscar?!?!? I guessed her b/c I thought she was married to a director-type guy.

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  15. Pinky! We have no CLUE! We're CLUELESS!

    Brittany Murphy was in "Clueless". She was also in "Angels!" in 2000. She did "Girl, Interrupted", def an A-List movie. And she did absolutely NOTHING a "couple of years ago" - 2004.

    Current project?

    Producer - filmography

    The Ramen Girl (2007) (post-production) (producer)

    Ya think?

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  16. Anonymous1:02 PM

    Michelle Pfeiffer

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  17. Anonymous1:04 PM

    Oh, and "Next Door" probably refers to Playboy (The "Girls Next Door" Show about the girls). The girl with the adult mag start from yesterday prob started in Playboy.

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  18. Anonymous1:09 PM

    Someone guessed Brittany Murphy yesterday...

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  19. Anonymous1:11 PM

    Michelle Pfieffer is still married to David E Kelly, isn't she? Plus, he's not exactly a wannabe.

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  20. Anonymous1:12 PM

    Maybe the playboy model is in a movie that is being relased Friday...

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  21. Anonymous1:12 PM

    Brittany Murphy was not married. In Wiki it only states that she was engaged.

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  22. Anonymous @ 1:02, are you guessing Michelle Pfeiffer for today's BI? She's been married to writer-producer David E. Kelley since 1993.

    I was guessing Brittany Murphy for yesterday's BI #2, which says nothing about the actress ever having been married.

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  23. By Jove, Jeez, I think you've got it! She was also in the movie "Drop Dead Gorgeous" (she's always been gorgeous and talented...a stretch maybe? Or not...)

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  24. You're right, Lily, someone did guess Brittany yesterday.

    Rats!

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  25. Also, BM (eeew) has had some VERY bizarre behavior over the years and can't seem to hold a relationship together for the life of her. It's sad because I've seen her on talk shows and she's generally adorable.

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  26. Say - when he says "when it's right next door" is he referring to someone that he talked about in his links? That would be very Ted of him wouldn't it...

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  27. Also, that unexplained weight loss Brittany had going on - blow and/or meth will do that to you.

    I didn't catch the BM guess yesterday, maybe EL didn't either.

    I'm sticking with Brittany Murphy for yesterday BI #2 :)

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  28. Anonymous1:28 PM

    It might be Mena Suvari. She was in a childrens movie called Final Fantasy VII (2006) and American Beauty won AC awards

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  29. BI #2 yesterday, what kept bugging me was the very pointed use of the word "serious".

    I think I solved that -

    Brittany Murphy, in 2004, was asked:

    DO YOU TAKE HOLLYWOOD SERIOUSLY?

    To which she replied:

    I don't even take myself seriously. How could I possibly take Hollywood seriously? I take business seriously, I take, yes, I take work very seriously, and telling the truth in my job and professionalism. But which end of Hollywood do you mean, really? I think it's not supposed to be taken seriously, really. I think if one would take it seriously, dear Lord that would be frightening. Because it's not. The whole idea is that it's; entertainment. So how can you entertain and be serious? I don't know.

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  30. Anonymous1:38 PM

    The blind item #3 from yesterday is Kendra Wilkinson from the 'girls next door'. She was also in Scary Movie 4, and also made some TV appearances. She also obviously has fake breasts as mentioned. There is also recent controversy over her wanting to quit the mansion which leads me to believe that they want to get publicity surrounding her and get her known before they introduce her into the movie industry

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  31. Anonymous1:41 PM

    I like the Brittany Murphy guess for yesterday's #2 BI. One more clue - "one step away..." could be a reference to "Happy Feet"? Maybe?

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  32. Anonymous @ 1:38

    (Dang, that is so awkward! Please pick a name!)

    But the BI says she's "been making the rounds doing publicity for her first solo movie role." So I think that implies she actually has a movie coming out?

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  33. Anonymous1:50 PM

    I think that Mena Suvari is an excellent guess for today. Why else would she have married that guy? She did drop off the radar back in the early 2000's.

    As for yesterday's guess: I never liked Lucy or Drew as the answer, but Murphy fits the bill. I heard that she was a heroin addict and uses tons of laxatives to lose weight. This could all be false, but you know.

    GGA

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  34. WOW this is what happens when I actually do some work. ;)

    Mena Suvari seems like a good guess. I'll check it out.

    I don't think Kendra Wilkinson is the BI #3 from yesterday. It said something to the effect of making the rounds for her first role, and we all know that isn't Kendra. That girl annoys me.

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  35. Anonymous1:55 PM

    Hehe I totally agree with you. Nice one.

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  36. Mena Suvari
    she was in the movie spun
    "She has spun this situation to friends by saying it was a one time thing "

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  37. Anonymous @ 1:38, you sparked my Google-Fu!

    Carmen Electra

    And she has a movie coming out, "I Want Candy"

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  38. Carmen's Wiki entry:

    http://tinyurl.com/yl9by9

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  39. Anonymous2:02 PM

    connie neilsen was in gladiator, but I don't know if she was married to a director. Cate Blanchett is married to the director of American Beauty, but they're not divorced, and she clearly isn't fading with the talk of her role in the new dylan biopic.

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  40. According to IMDB, Mena did have a two year "break" from '02-'04 so that could be the two years she "trained". She was also in a movie called Standing Still in '05 "always remained standing still". Someone else mentioned Spun. Although I thought it was her that divorced him, which still could be...but it says he left her.

    ENT, do you have an info on the Justin Timberlake/Cameron Diaz split. Both camps seems to be mum on the situation. I am DYING to know, I love him. ;)

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  41. Anonymous2:06 PM

    Cate Blanchett isn't married to "American Beauty" director Sam Mendes... you're thinking of Kate Winslet.

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  42. Anonymous2:07 PM

    Carmen Electra is a great guess.

    BUT, she's hardly a "brand new actress" and someone also guessed her yesterday.

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  43. And, finally, this brand new actress, on her CD "Carmen Electra" sampled "Think (About It)" and "Funky Drummer" (James Brown); "Say It Loud, I'm Black And I'm Proud" (James Brown/A. Ellis); "Make It Funky" (James Brown/C. Bobbitt)

    Papa's got a brand new bag!

    What do you think?

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  44. True Lily, Carmen has 52 entries at IMDB, starting in '96.

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  45. Anonymous2:18 PM

    Blind Item #3 from yesterday is definitely Kendra. "This brand new actress who got her start in the adult magazine business and a little television has been making the rounds doing publicity for her first solo movie role." She started with Playboy, a little TV (Girls Next Door), and the buzz that she is leaving when her contract expires has been going around.

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  46. Hey - Enty's backup clues for yesterday's blinds were worded weird, so I typed in "the way it works" into IMDB, and Shannon Doherty popped up!! Can anyone make her work instead of BM?
    (and in a true show of laziness, I'm not going back to see if she was guessed yesterday)

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  47. Nina, what movie is Kendra promoting? According to IMDB, there is nothing in the works. The item says she's "been making the rounds doing publicity for her first solo movie role. She had been advertised as the next big thing." I haven't seen that advertisement anywhere. And IMO, she didn't get her start in the adult magazine business, she was a girlfriend, and the show was already on before the girls even posed for the magazine. Not saying your wrong, it just doesn't seem like that's it.

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  48. Oh hell, it can't be Shannon, she's never done an Alist thing in her life.

    I give up, it's like trying to keep food in Nicole.

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  49. Anonymous2:26 PM

    The way that I took it was that she was adverstising herself for her first movie role. She's had a few cameos with the rest of the girls but this would be her first. Maybe I am wrong, but the "right next door" thing cemented it for me.

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  50. Pinky,

    "I give up, it's like trying to keep food in Nicole."

    Bahahahahahahahahaha

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  51. Jeeeze, I googled acting footnote, and the 4th item down was Jessica Lange, with this "Born in Cloquet, Minnesota, Lange seemed doomed to be an acting footnote when her first film role was opposite a giant ape in the 1976 remake of King Kong". I seriously doubt that's it. I'm grasping here. :)

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  52. Anonymous2:28 PM

    I meant promoting, not advertising... oops! silly me!

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  53. Nina, agree that "right next door" is some sort of clue (considering it was used again today), just can't figure it out. BAH. Lord help us if Kendra becomes an actress.

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  54. Nina,

    "Solo movie role"

    Carmen is in "I Want Candy" as ... Candy.

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  55. Anonymous2:31 PM

    i suck at this.. so i will just quickly ask, wasnt there a movie 'the girl next door'?

    maybe someone in that movie fits the bill.

    rock on you wonderful people

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  56. Cindie,

    Oh, crap. I forgot that weird "acting footnote" thing.

    Gah!!!

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  57. Anonymous2:33 PM

    ahh!! who knows?! I understood solo as alone, not lead... but I've never been very good at guessing, either.

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  58. There was indeed, Chickie. Elisha Cuthbert, 2004. But I couldn't fit her to any of the other clues, no matter how hard I pushed ;)

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  59. chickie, was checking out the movie as you wrote probably. The only one in it worth noting is Elisha Cuthbert. She doesn't seem to brand new either...she's been acting since '96 according to IMDB.

    What if brand new doesn't mean brand new? Like, maybe the person isn't a brand new actress, but in something that has the words brand new in it? Like I said, I'm grasping here.

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  60. Anonymous2:38 PM

    dreadpiratecuervo:

    LMAO!

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  61. Anonymous2:41 PM

    What about Adrianne Curry from Americas NEXT top model..next big thing..right next door
    she was also just in a magazine talking about her new boobs and she posed for playboy and she has a movie in post production called fallen angel

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  62. Yeah, Chickie, it was Elisha Cuthbert the screaming daughter of Jack Bauer on 24.

    The acting footnote thing I'd originally thought was a clue, but couldn't hook it up to anything.

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  63. Hiya...oooohhhh I think you may be on to something.

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  64. For sure, Carmen Electra!

    "HOLLYWOOD - Former Baywatch star Carmen Electra has discovered she's living in the wrong
    House--the one she thought she'd bought is next door to hers."

    http://tinyurl.com/y5gu5r

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  65. Anonymous2:51 PM

    oh my gosh! Carmen Electra makes perfect sense! See? I can't guess.

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  66. MENA SUVARI!!!!!!!!11
    Remember that she suddenly go tmarried to that guy and it was sick because he was so much older....google mena suvari gets married adn it pops up a ton of pics of when she married..SICK he was way older and she did dissapear after that and she was in award winning movies such as "American Beauty"....
    my bet is on her
    what do you think ent lawyer?? am i right :):)

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  67. Grrr...Carmen does make sense. But what's with the brand new reference then? Nothing? She isn't brand new IMO. Is her album called Brand New? Does she even have an album? WTF?

    Bah.

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  68. Nina, I'm probably wrong, but only a Hollywood lawyer would have noticed that Carmen Electra moved into the wrong house ;)

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  69. Cindie, see my 2:14 post? I think that makes sense, maybe?

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  70. Anonymous3:05 PM

    Okay, I'm really reaching here, but EL says "basically" which makes me think of "Basic Instinct." Sharon Stone has a producing credit on her new movie (and did "A" list movie "Casino") so maybe her for the gorgeous drunk & druggie?Hiya, you've got to be right about Adrienne Curry--I could picture her making a fuss at dinner!

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  71. Anonymous3:12 PM

    Carmen is the face of Max Factor ("brand" "advertised") She is featured on their website as the "diva with drive".
    See also the cover of Cosmo this month.
    Hrm.
    ~an anon from yesterday

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  72. I am totally loving Adrienne Curry for the "brand new actress" one .... (even though I totally loved my previous guess, too). If you've ever watched her on My Fair Brady, she's, well, unpolished. I don't know that she got her start in adult magazines, but I'm thinking maybe EL is teasing us with that .... adult magazines doesn't necessarily mean porn or nudies ... it could be, like, Cosmo or a woman's magazine. I don't know.

    The main reason for this new post is because in the movie she's going to be in, the case list included Ruth Buzzi. RUTH BUZZI!!!!! From Laugh-In!

    Please tell me I'm not the only poster old enough to know what I'm talking about!

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  73. Anonymous3:32 PM

    De-lurking to say: "brand new" actually made me think of cosmetic surgery. Like someone got a brand new body. Although Carmen doesn't look any less (or more) whorish.

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  74. Anonymous3:36 PM

    Adrianne Curry is looking good as yesterday's #3 (appeared in Playboy this past year). After ANTM and the Surreal Life, I can totally picture her being more than a bit uncouth. And she certainly didn't have the boobs she has now when she was on ANTM!

    But that said, I do like her and Peter Brady together!

    Whatever happened to ANTM Season 1 runner up Elise? She did an article in BUST and we never heard from her again.

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  75. Jeeeze @2:58, I guess it does...I just don't like it. :) I never would have looked to see who she sampled on her album. In fact, I never would've looked up her album. ;)

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  76. Anonymous3:42 PM

    Kathy--you are not alone. I remember them all.For god's sake, I remember Rona Barrett (gossip maven) even! Glad to know Ruth Buzzi is still ALIVE. Also, Curry has been in Playboy, and recently had her mismatched boobs fixed.

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  77. Anonymous3:49 PM

    Anyone have the time or inclination to find out if Adrienne started her career in adult magazines?

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  78. According to Wiki, Adrianne did not start her career in adult mags. Her big break was ANTM. She has done Stuff and Maxim, but I don't think that's where people know her from. She didn't pose for playboy until Feb '06. It does sound like her though~she does seem to be crude mouthed, and also just had her boobs done.

    Carmen also seems plausible (sp?) but I just don't see her being crude mouthed, or bragging about her new implants, really...are hers new?

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  79. Anonymous3:59 PM

    Hmmm... just had a thought.. the "next door thing" has to be a clue and if I remember correctly, Elisha Cuthbert was in "The Girl Next Door"... and there was buzz about her.. Could it be her?

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  80. Anonymous4:00 PM

    oops... totally missed the Elisha comments

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  81. EL is a bratstink.

    ;)

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  82. OMG, "bratstink" is a Googlewhack

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  83. Anonymous4:17 PM

    Jeez, Jeez - What are you smokin', eh? What are bratstink and googlewhack? 'splain please.

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  84. Anonymous4:18 PM

    OK Jeeeze, now that I've Wiki'd that, I can retort by saying it's a Googlewhack no longer, now that you've posted it here!

    Thanks -- I learned something new.

    This site rules. Ent Lawyer is totally my new secret online boyfriend.

    PS: Ent, my boobs are WAYYY bigger than Kate Hudson's.

    (Oh sh*t, there's my resolution broken already.)

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  85. When I was reading this, I thought Halle Berry.

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  86. Pinky, a "bratstink" is a word that comes from my family, meaning "a person who is annoying in a very amusing and endearing way".

    A "googlewhack" is a search in Google that comes up with only a single result.

    And, yes, now that I have asid "bratstink" here, it will no longer be a Googlewhack :)

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  88. Anonymous4:58 PM

    Not yet, Jeez, not yet... ;)

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  89. Anonymous4:59 PM

    P.S. Hez, you're a shameless hussy. I like that in you.

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  90. Anonymous5:01 PM

    Oh sorry, those last 2 were me. I was too lazy to sign in.

    Re: Selma Blair - for the S&M chicky? If yes, Cindie - I think you have some work to do. ;)

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  91. Anonymous5:03 PM

    Oh I am the shamelessest. That's what all my friends say. I suspect maybe Ent likes it too, that's why I keep on keepin on.

    ;-)

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  92. Anonymous5:09 PM

    Perez Pugface is reporting that Justin spent NYE at a party at Kate Hudson's house. Wonder if he'll be putting his junk in a box for her soon?

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  93. While I'm trying to tell Wenchie she's a Googlewhack, please visit my memorial to a real bratstink, who I sorely miss.

    Turn sound on

    http://www.silent-running.com/herman/herman.htm

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  94. Anonymous6:20 PM

    selma blair was married to ahmet zappa though, who isn't a director but a musician and the host of but can they sing?

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  95. Mena's husband was cinematographer for her movie "Standing Still" in 2005. (... and always remained standing still.)

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  96. Hah, Wenchie now knows she was a Googlewhack, the original Bratstink.

    But she'll always be Wenchie to me :)

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  97. Anonymous7:53 PM

    Carmen fits many of the clues, but I think she's been around the industry too long to be uncouth at an important dinner. EL says she's a smart businesswoman. I just don't see it.

    I like the Adrienne Curry guess much better, especially since someone guessed Carmen yesterday. I'm willing to believe EL may have missed the Brittany guess, but I have a hard time believing he'd miss two guesses.

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  98. Anonymous8:25 PM

    What about Hilary Swank. Her ex is now a producer. She had a lull between movies. She "trained" for a while.

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  99. Anonymous8:43 PM

    This one has to be Mena Suvari. She was "everyone's fantasy" in American Pie and American Beauty, and they both worked on Standing Still. Plus, there is about a two-year gap in their resumes in which it looks like neither of them had any jobs. Then, sure enough, she took a bunch of random roles. How odd and sad.

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  100. Anonymous9:19 PM

    I believe it is Mena too, but the only information that I find interesting is that she actually divorced him, and not the other way around.

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  101. Anonymous9:27 PM

    elise now models in asia

    and unlike brandon davis's narcotic-shrivelled member she really IS big in japan.

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  102. Anonymous10:13 PM

    I thought it was Kirstie Alley

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  103. Anonymous10:38 PM

    gotta be mena suvari. She was married really young to someone much older than her, and not cute, and not established. Also, she was the girl next door that Kevin Spacey's character fell in love with in American Beauty.

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  104. Anonymous12:10 AM

    Thanks for that, narc. I always liked her.

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  105. Anonymous1:02 AM

    Could you plase STOP using "then" instead of "than" ?!

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  106. Anonymous1:31 AM

    Sorry, I'm having a moment. What's H&W?

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  107. Anonymous1:40 AM

    husband and wife.

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  108. Anonymous2:45 AM

    I know ENT said no more 'man-handish' posts for a blessed while now. How about ANTI- MANHANDS comments?? This was hilarious!

    http://tinyurl.com/y3h3yr

    I know Brit is a 'friend'. Wid a sense of humour I hope:)

    lmao @ 'metaphorifically@!!

    UKGrrl

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  109. Anonymous5:45 AM

    Heather graham and Ed burns..

    Mena is dating a dancer.

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  110. Anonymous7:26 AM

    Heather and Ed were never married...

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  111. Anonymous7:41 AM

    Hez,

    Elyse from ANTM Season 1 is modeling in Paris and Hong Kong. She's also still dating Martin Crandall of The Shins. Check out her blog at Live Journal...

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  112. Anonymous11:12 AM

    Mena was in an independnt movie called "SPUN" as in "She has spun this situation to friends by saying it was a one time thing..."
    I have heard this S&M stuff about her ex-husband before. He's gross.
    rh342434

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  113. Anonymous11:19 AM

    Hey thanks for the tip about Elyse's livejournal. Her writing is as clever and funny as I expected. Glad to see her doing so well! At least one of those ANTM girls got a real career...

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  114. Anonymous1:03 PM

    Geena Davis and Rennie Harlan would be my guess as the former S&M couple...

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  115. Anonymous10:21 PM

    one that came to mind today is J.Lo for the S&M story.

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  116. Anonymous8:31 PM

    http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/2336/Events/2336/MenaSuvari_Vespa_2062087_400.jpg

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