Joe Francis Going To Jail For A Long, Long, Long, Time
Evading $20M in taxes if true will definitely get Joe F some jail time. Reading the indictment over at The Smoking Gun is guaranteed to put a smile on your face. Whenever you're down, just go back to the link, and realize that Karma does exist.
Money can get him out of many situations- but not tax evasion- I hope it sticks and he gets punked until he likes it. But honestly, he will probably have no problem in prison. He'll be considered like a king pimp or some shit...
That idiot just got popped for having drugs in jail! He tried to bribe a guard with $100 for a bottle of water. Too funny that the guard didn't go for it and instead turned him in. Francis subsequently had a full body search and pills and $700 were discovered. The president of his film production company is now in jail on charges that he gave Francis the drugs/cash during a visit last night. Francis could face another felony for having the drugs in jail.
He needs to talk with his Lawyer STAT. He keeps racking up the felonies.
It is so great that people are nailing him for stuff he does.
Now if only people would stop buying his products!
Is it a felony?
ReplyDeleteEnt...thanks so much for posting this...(see my remarks at the BI below!)
ReplyDeleteKarma is a bitch! Tax evasion is a beautiful thing...that's how they got Capone!
I'm sure he will make a lovely bride!
LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm not as pleased as I could be, the man is a serial rapist and child molestor, yet they have to go tax evasion to jail him. So not happy.
ReplyDeleteMoney can get him out of many situations- but not tax evasion- I hope it sticks and he gets punked until he likes it. But honestly, he will probably have no problem in prison. He'll be considered like a king pimp or some shit...
ReplyDeleteAnon 9:27...
ReplyDeleteSure he'll be the King Pimp until he meets up with someone who's little sister was on one of their tapes.
Stacy, whatever reason he's in for shouldn't matter at this point. What matters is that he's IN!
ReplyDeletePure poetic justice.
I guess he won't renting anymore yachts and having friends sniff coke off of their big fat tummies!!!
ReplyDeleteHe is gonna be pure sweet booty in jail. Yum, yum!!! "Put it where?" "BACK THERE!"
EL, I'm curious, if he is convicted under the charges, what would be the minimum sentence?
ReplyDeleteThat idiot just got popped for having drugs in jail! He tried to bribe a guard with $100 for a bottle of water. Too funny that the guard didn't go for it and instead turned him in. Francis subsequently had a full body search and pills and $700 were discovered. The president of his film production company is now in jail on charges that he gave Francis the drugs/cash during a visit last night.
ReplyDeleteFrancis could face another felony for having the drugs in jail.
He needs to talk with his Lawyer STAT. He keeps racking up the felonies.
It is so great that people are nailing him for stuff he does.
Now if only people would stop buying his products!
I can see the ads on late night TV now...Prisoners gone wild....
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA Prisoner's Gone Wild... HAHAHAHA.... "POW" HAHAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteYou have to just love forensic accounting!
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