Thursday, May 24, 2007

Today's Blind Items

Feel like something spicy? Well this married/not married but definitely with a significant other (can't make it too easy) A-List film star with a movie in the yearly top ten 2 out of the last five years decided he wanted a little escort fun but didn't trust anyone in LA to keep quiet. So our brilliant actor takes a bus filled with similar minded men (like you can trust a bunch of drunk guys to keep a secret) down to Tijuana a few weeks ago. With a handful of Viagra and a wallet stuffed with cash our actor went to four different houses of ill repute where he sampled the local adult industry up close and personal. He threw around money like a drunken sailor on shore leave and got himself so hammered that he even ended up very briefly with a very convincing transsexual. One grope saw our actor running out of there in a hurry so I guess we know he's straight. He had such a good time with one of the ladies that he made a special trip back down to TJ just two days later with two of his new bus pals to spend time with her and is now working on a plan to move her up to LA so she can be there for him as needed.


126 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:30 PM

    Kurt Russell?
    infamous for not being being married, but basically is...however, i dont know if he lives in LA...

    rockdiva

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  2. Anonymous12:33 PM

    I did some research and I'm thinking maybe Johnny Depp. He's not married and Pirates has been Top 10 in their respective years of release, which fit Ent's time frame. He spends alot of time in France with Vanessa, but they have a home in LA as well.

    JMe

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  3. Ay caramba!

    Ladies? Shall we rent a bus for CDANCON? ;)

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  4. Anonymous12:43 PM

    heath ledger

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  5. Anonymous12:44 PM

    i hope it isnt johnny...

    rockdiva

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  6. Anonymous12:44 PM

    Well, ent does mention Viagra, meaning they might need it to get things working? Maybe they are older. I think it might be Kurt Russell. Even though viagra could be used recreationally, I know, but I think in this instance might mean they are older?

    -Lucky

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  7. Anonymous12:45 PM

    Oh goody! I was afraid it had turned into CDANOFF. Is it still on?

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  8. Anonymous12:47 PM

    Heath is a great guess! But according to IMDB he has not been in 2 Top 10 grossing movies over the past 5 years. I like the Johnny guess for now...

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  9. Anonymous12:49 PM

    Sorry Lucky, I don't think Kurt's been in 2 movies over the past 5 years let alone 2 top tens.

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  10. Anonymous12:53 PM

    Brad Pitt? Basically married but not. Definitely A list film star. Top movies in last 5 years -Babel and Oceans # whatever. He was also in the move The Mexican.

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  11. Anonymous12:54 PM

    Johnny wouldn't need viagra.. I think this is nicholson or billybob thorton - someone who likes latinas and is older than 50?

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  12. Anonymous12:59 PM

    I say Eddie Murphy ...Shrek...Spicy...The Spice Girls...

    Nadine

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  13. Anonymous12:59 PM

    I definitely think Brad Pitt, but has he really been in LA all that often lately?

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  14. Anonymous1:01 PM

    Brad has been in Prague with Angie.. she's filming a movie. I don't think it can be him.

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  15. Anonymous1:03 PM

    Let's widen the net. Denzel? Cage?

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  16. Anonymous1:05 PM

    Don't think Cage or Denzel have been in 2 top grossing movies in the past 5 years though.

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  17. Anonymous1:07 PM

    Seriously, taking a bus? I can't imagine this appealing to any star A, B, C, or D list. But then I don't go on porn tours, so what do I know?

    circularpolitics

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  18. Anonymous1:09 PM

    I think a few weeks ago brad was in LA, wasn't he? They haven't been in Prague that long & I thought they went back to LA after NO....

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  19. Anonymous1:09 PM

    After looking up the top ten grossing movies of the past five years (and who was in at least two of them), my guesses would have to be either Ben Stiller, Will Farrell or Tom Hanks (none of which seem like the type to me, but who knows!).

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  20. Anonymous1:12 PM

    Could it be Ben Stiller?? He did voice in Madagascar which was a top 10 grossing moving in 2005 and Night at the Museum in 2006.

    This really sounds like an Owen Wilson or Vince Vaughn..but the definitely w/SO has me thrown a bit - I know Owen is seeing Kate Hudson..but does that qualify?

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  21. Anonymous1:12 PM

    Tom Cruise

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  22. Anonymous1:14 PM

    Vince or Owen are not A list according to Ent's definitions. I think Johnny fits best for this one.

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  23. Anonymous1:16 PM

    I'm on board with Stiller who actually has 3 of the highest grossing films - add Meet the Fockers to 1:12 #1's list

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  24. Anonymous1:19 PM

    if it said picking up men, then tom cruise...


    rockdiva

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  25. Anonymous1:21 PM

    Hmmm...Johnny Depp seems like the ongoing guesses for many of the BIs that come out. But the fact that Ent says "this married/not married" means the actor might be unwed. Not too many A-list actors that aren't married. But any day now Jonny should be married which covers both grounds. I like it. (Doesn't he have a notortious past of womanizing, boozing and drugging?) Yep.

    Johnny Depp it is.

    Tracee

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  26. Anonymous1:30 PM

    WHY WOULD JOHNNY DEPP NEED VIAGRA????

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  27. Anonymous1:36 PM

    anon 1:30

    Because he is over 40 years old.

    Because he might be on anti-depressants.

    Because he might want to f*ck 15 times a day and needs the extra help.

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  28. Johnny Depp lives in France, not LA, so I doubt it's him. Note the last lines, "now working on a plan to move her up to LA so she can be there for him as needed."

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  29. Anonymous1:39 PM

    brad. period.

    gueses aside...now, i am very vocal about being pro-immigrant, and i'm all about a fair and compassionate immigration reform. however, how exactly does our a-lister plan to do this...unless he emplyos her and she's becomes the proud recipient of a work visa...cuz after all, those tourist ones run out after a while...and if he's planning on an extended stay, well then...

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  30. Anonymous1:40 PM

    Ditto to 1:30 although I'm sure the experts here can also explain why he'd be on a friggin bus. Let's see: rumoured to drink, drug & gasp! have a few long term relationships when you were younger equals viagra to get the hooker on a bus to LA when you basically live in France. Yep, It's gotta be Depp.

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  31. Anonymous1:40 PM

    ben stiller is my guess.

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  32. Anonymous1:41 PM

    I don't think Johnny fits either - his child has been seriously ill and in an English hospital - I know he has been spending a lot of time at home and hasn't been in the States.

    How long have Angelina and Brad been in Prague? Which could rule out Brad Pitt.

    Leaving Ben Stiller still fitting the clues.

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  33. Anonymous1:42 PM

    viagra doesn't just work on guys who can't get it up it helps guys who can get it up, keep it up longer and more often. so if you were going on a tour of mexican whorehouses viagra would help you get your moneys worth.

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  34. Anonymous1:43 PM

    Who says this BI is so recent is couldn't apply to Brad? I'm with the rest of the gang who's vote is on him.

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  35. Anonymous1:44 PM

    Depp's probably going to fly her to the wildnerness of Brighton, England where they will go just as unrecognized as in Tijuana.

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  36. Anonymous1:45 PM

    1:40 funny as shit!

    michele

    p.s. i was reading all the dick stories the other day on here, i guess this is semi related :
    there's a guy at my dad's work and his name is jack imhoff--pinkie swear

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  37. Anonymous1:47 PM

    Does anyone really think that Brad Pitt or "notortious" Depp would not be on Tijuana tourist phone pics?

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  38. Anonymous1:56 PM

    What about Tim Robbins? (Susan Sarandon) Has he been in the top 10 lately? Is he even A list??

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  39. Anonymous2:02 PM

    I like the Tom Hanks guess - I've heard rumours before that he has a liking for 'ladies of negotiable affection'...'

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  40. Anonymous2:06 PM

    johnny depp lives in france not LA

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  41. ROFL Anon @ 2:02... "negotiable affection".

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  42. Anonymous2:18 PM

    I really can't see any Alister going on a bus tour to Tijuana. I have a really hard time believing in this BI, but let's have a stab at it:

    Mike Myers? Getting a divorce, but was in 3 top 10's over last 5 years plus probably another this year (3 Shreks plus 1 Austin Powers)

    Tobey? Not married with child-2 Spider Mans and probably one more this year...needing Viagra though? Also not sure he'd cheat on his loaded girlfriend who's dad is one of the most powerful men in Hollywood...

    Johnny Depp has been in 2 Pirates plus Willy Wonka and probably another top 10 with Pirates 3. He was in LA for the opening at Disneyland, but lives full time in Paris.

    Tom Hanks has been in 2-Cars and DaVinci Code, but he is solidly married and I really don't see him doing this...

    Matt Damon-my money goes on him...I believe Ocean's 12 and Bourne Supremecy are 2 of the top 10's over the past 5 years....and it sounds like him...

    He's not married yet is he? Or isn't he???

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  43. Anonymous2:18 PM

    I think "spicy" may be a clue...

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  44. BTW Depp is quoted in recent interviews for POTC3 as saying he lives 6 months a year in France and 6 months a year in LA. BUT I'm not saying it's him... still not sure about my guess here.

    And this is PURELY ANECDOTAL (yeah, right, Hez) but Viagra can be a big help to UCD (Uncooperative Coke Dick).

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  45. Anonymous2:21 PM

    This BI just doesn't make sense in the details - an A List actor no one recognises, gets on a bus for 100+ miles, goes through customs twice each time, plans to import a $20 dollar red-light hooker? I think you've been had.

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  46. Anonymous2:25 PM

    Yeah, but taking a bus!? I hate to beat a dead horse here, and G-d knows I like this site and keep an open mind on the validity of the blinds.....but a bus? I wouldn't take a bus to Vegas, I can hardly imagine Brad Pitt or Johnny Depp taking a bus to Tiajuana.

    Now a private plane to Amsterdam or Thailand.......yes, that I can imagine!

    circularpolitics

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  47. Anonymous2:26 PM

    ^I beg your pardon, 2:21, but I have bosses that have paid a pretty penny for TJ hookers, and I can vouch (hello expense account), that $20 were only concierge tips. A lot of those women are stunningly gorgeous and they milk you out of serious moolah.

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  48. Anonymous2:30 PM

    Ben Stiller is married to Christine Taylor. Can't be him.

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  49. Anonymous2:32 PM

    OK...after more thought I can see an AList actor taking a private luxery coach down to Mexico for a long weekend with other wealthy men. I think this is someone who is NOT married but is definitely with a significant other, probably with a child-

    That narrows it down to Tobey and Matt.

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  50. Anonymous2:32 PM

    2:26 I'll assume one of those "stunningly gorgeous TJ hookers w/ the $20.00 concierge tips" is now forcing you to posting the big disclaimer as matter of honor. What time does she go back on the bus?

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  51. Anonymous2:33 PM

    That's funny. One of my buddies who goes down to Tijuana said one of the girls told him Brad was in there recently just drinking a beer. But my buddy kind of laughed it off saying 'Yea right. Suuuure.' The place is called Chicago's... Some BI items do match up though. 2 top 5 movies - Oceans and Mr/Mrs Smith. (Deep has been in more than 2). Married/Not Married. ENT would have said married if he was. He's has that personality to do something like that too. It just doesn't make sense though. Crazy if it is.

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  52. Anonymous2:35 PM

    Enty says might/might not be married, but is def. in serious relationship.

    As to the bus, if you think yellow school bus, sounds...well a little sick. But if you were in one of those pimped out Rocker Buses, sounds decadent.

    2:36pm - really? tell us more!

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  53. Anonymous2:37 PM

    A luxury bus for a 130 mile trip & goes through customs to boot? Yeah that's plausible. Totally can see Brad, Johnny, Tobey & Matt now, mooning drivers out the window singing 99 bottles of beer on the wall.

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  54. Anonymous2:39 PM

    It's obvious.

    Marky Mark.

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  55. Anonymous2:51 PM

    Isn't a luxury bus an oxymoron? Come on, just not plausible that an A Lister would take a 100 something mile trip in a bus, over the border no less, for the Tijuana red light hookers. Vegas by plane or car but bus? nah. I can just see Johnny, Brad, Tobey and the rest of the boys now speeding down the highway on their bus: forced to pull down their tapered pants due to unbending Viagra erections, the boys decided to moon passing drivers while signing 99 bottles of beer on the wall and La Bamba. Yep, it works for me.

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  56. Anonymous2:51 PM

    Pinky, what are you not sharing with the rest of the class? Hmmm...

    Tracee

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  57. Anonymous2:57 PM

    2:32: She gets to say. His ass needs to be home by midnight or wifey will make dents on Rodeo the next day.

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  58. Anonymous2:58 PM

    REally Brad???

    Brad and AJ are the most sought after for pics. Do you really think he could go to Mexico a couple of times undetected? maybe once but twice? there are pics almost everyday of him in various locations....then again that could explain why an A list would be riding a bus, LOL

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  59. Anonymous2:58 PM

    I think used car salesmen & hookers probably have that in common lawnmower, talking about the "famous" customers they've had so you'll know how good they are.

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  60. Anonymous2:58 PM

    Hmm...I wonder if Antonio Banderas could fit here. Definitely in Shrek 2, and maybe Zorro did well enough to be on someone's top ten list. Somehow I can see this being him.

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  61. Anonymous3:01 PM

    Johnny Depp criticized some retail development near his home in the Hollywood Hills just last year:

    http://tinyurl.com/27lhjx

    There was criticism of his criticism, since no one was sure how long he lives in Paris and LA.

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  62. Anonymous3:03 PM

    Hey do those luxury rocker buses having baby changing stations on them? I can see the boys doing that before they drop off the kids at school on the way to Tijuana.

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  63. Anonymous3:06 PM

    2:51 #1 - LOL - seriously funny shit.

    And Tracee - huh?

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  64. Anonymous3:21 PM

    Thank you pinky. Feel compelled to add that the boys made Stinky Brad sit in the back of the bus by an open window.

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  65. Anonymous3:27 PM

    I like the guess of Mark Walberg. He could have taken the entourage crew with him for 'business' purposes.

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  66. Anonymous3:29 PM

    Kurt Russell-he was busted by pap's leaving a rub and tug masseuse parlor not too long ago.

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  67. Anonymous3:40 PM

    Not Johnny, because he has been filming Sweeney Todd in London since the beginning of the year. Filming was delayed by his daughters illness, and wrapped only two weeks ago. Then he did the press junket for POTc3 in London, and flew into LA a day or so before the Disneyland prem on his private plane. No time for ho trips.

    Like someone said up there, Viagra is now a recreational drug, used by men and women to help with the side effects of other drugs.

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  68. Anonymous3:47 PM

    Can't be Matt Damon he was married to LUcy or whatever her name is at the courthouse in NYC

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  69. Anonymous3:57 PM

    Just a little food for thought, a lot of people use Viagra as a recreational drug...I have heard that it does wonders for women as well as men...This dude doesn't have to be over the hill.

    I thought Mark Wahlburg as well...Although he is so fine - I'd be his personal hooker.

    MPICK

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  70. Anonymous3:58 PM

    I'm going with the Mark Walberg guess too. He was in The Italian Job in 2003 which just squeaked into the top-ten box office for the year and then he was in The Departed last year.

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  71. Anonymous4:09 PM

    Definitely Pitt. What does he do when he's in Prague?

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  72. Anonymous4:12 PM

    Damon is married. Got married right after the kid was born.

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  73. Anonymous4:13 PM

    Hey I heard ZX was on the magic bus.

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  74. Anonymous4:19 PM

    ever been to a concert? those busses are really ritzy. all the amenities of home and more. and YES, if your papers are in order, border patrol lets you through. lots of gringo dollars, they don't even slow 'em down going TO mexico.
    now, i haven't seen TJ for 20 years, but at the time there were three ways over the border: car, walking, or jumping on the turista bus. i doubt its changed much.

    renting a bus makes a lot more sense than our star DRIVING down for a raucous weekend.

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  75. Anonymous4:20 PM

    I know The Departed was an Oscar willing film, but it didn't make it into the top ten according to the lists I dredged up.

    And I heartily disagree with Mark Walberg being 'hot' just looking at him makes me want to wash my eyes out with soap.

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  76. Anonymous4:26 PM

    Hey Im 1:40,2:51 & a couple of others. You still have to show papers though bionic & that's just one of many details that aren't flying. Just my opinion. I've decided to name myself after the bus and wish you all happy sleuthing tonight.

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  77. Anonymous4:35 PM

    Hiya Magicoxymoron (heretofore known, for me anyway, as Magic) Can you see me waving to you from the back of the bus? I'm the one in the headgear.

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  78. Anonymous4:53 PM

    OK, our Alister didnot rent his own luxe bus, he boarded it with other viagra popping TJ hooker hiring gents, guys that heretofore didnot know each other as ENT says Alister became good friends with a bus buddy.
    So, my Los Angeleno friends --- are there regular round trip deluxe bus rides for horny men who like Hispanic Ho's? Or did Alister hop a greyhound?
    It just doesn't add up.
    Now, change bus to private plane, and Tiajuana for Thailand and prostitutes with trannys and we would have one heck of a Travolta blind!

    Circularpolitics

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  79. Anonymous4:59 PM

    Ben Stiller is married. Brad has been in Prague not quite three weeks. Before that Angelina was in NYC from Wednesday through Sunday, so that would have been a good time for him to go. No pictures surfaced of Pitt while Angelina was in New York. I go Pitt.

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  80. Anonymous5:02 PM

    Tobey McGuire

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  81. Anonymous5:13 PM

    Have you ever drivin in Mexico?? Believe me, you'd ride in a broken down yellow school bus if that's what it took. I think San Ysidro is the busiest (or one of the busiest) border crossings. Just sitting in line to cross can be wild. There are luxury buses with tinted windows, cushy seats, and all the drinks (and Viagra?) you can handle. I wonder if they actually were in Tijuana or more like beach/party town Rosarito Beach where they filmed Titantic? SoCal Pal

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  82. Anonymous5:19 PM

    The guacamole grapevine in Mexico means that any A lister spotted would have been surrounded by, at the very least, tons of tourists and locals clamoring for a glance, let alone paps. The last time I was there it was tops fifteen minutes before word got around for a C lister.

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  83. Anonymous5:32 PM

    Johnny Depp would be too smart to hop a freakin bus considering his face is..oh I don't know..a BIT recongizable. Plus he was just in Japan for the opening of the Pirates movie. Doing pr for a movie leads me to believe there really isn't all that much free time to go visit a whore. But who knows.

    Plus, he's my future husband :)

    Ferral,Bloom,Foxx,Rock,Vaughn? It breaks my heart that Will Ferral is considered A list, though

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  84. Anonymous5:35 PM

    I would say Affleck but I don't think he's been in a top 10 in the last 5 years.

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  85. Anonymous5:36 PM

    Crap, made a laboutin, meant "henceforth" not "heretofore." Apologies. Hey, I'm off tomorrow, and may not play from home. Have a nice safe holiday everyone!

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  86. Anonymous5:57 PM

    WOW!!!!
    2 terms I must incorporate into my vocab ASAP:
    UCD - Hez, ur the best!!!
    negotiable affections -- I live in LA, it's too perfect!
    Thanks guys
    -- kellygrrrl

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  87. Anonymous6:00 PM

    I thought of Brad Pitt the second I read this BI. I refuse to belive Johnny Depp would do this with a busload of guys. I don't belive he's that sociable.
    I am a female and have tried Viagra, btw. It didn't do much for me except make my head warm and give me a slight headache. But then again, I am naturally pretty horny, so maybe it cancelled the Viagra out? He he.
    I don't think you need to be an old guy to find Viagra useful. One might take it to 'maximise' the trip, in general, since sex was the objective.

    F.

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  88. Anonymous6:23 PM

    Pitt is too busy playing Mr. Mom.

    Depp would sooner die than take a luxury bus to Tijuana.

    Neither of these guys were ever players. Both are nearly pathologically committed to every woman they've dated or married.

    Marky Mark and Jamie Foxx sound like the best guesses so far.

    pl.

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  89. Anonymous6:31 PM

    eddie murphy..divorced, spice girl baby now with girl friend. been known to be with trannies.

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  90. Anonymous6:59 PM

    Eddie would run to, not from, a tranny hooker.

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  91. F @ 6:00 -- Agreed! Sex with no discernable difference except a headache? Yeah, thanks but not so much.

    And to kellygrrrl, a well-travelled but sadly UCD-prone ex of mine was adamant about this one fact: "Indian Viagra is fucking bullshit!" Ergo, the Mexican shizz is mos def the way to go!

    This post brought to you by your friends at Pfizer and the Mexican tourist authority. (And coke dealers everywhere!) ;)

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  92. Anonymous7:07 PM

    I just thought of Johnny Depp with the Like a Drunken Sailor comment
    ManD

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  93. Anonymous7:16 PM

    Antonio Banderas? Spicy as in mexican food... Tijuana? Yes? No?

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  94. Anonymous7:18 PM

    I agree 5:13 - fighting with crazy taxi drivers and locals on mexican highways is a dangerous game.

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  95. Anonymous7:37 PM

    A straight actor? Now I'm questioning the validity of this blog.

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  96. Anonymous7:39 PM

    Eddie Murphy

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  97. Anonymous9:18 PM

    De Niro- he likes the dark meat.

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  98. Anonymous9:28 PM

    Billy Zane..nice discreet post below Enty!
    -jax

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  99. Anonymous10:42 PM

    re: the addict -
    Johnny Depp lives in France, not LA, so I doubt it's him. Note the last lines, "now working on a plan to move her up to LA so she can be there for him as needed."

    1:36 PM

    I'm noting the last lines. You mean to tell me that he couldn't "keep" her in LA and visit her whenever he can? He's got enough money, and probably owns a house rather than rents. All he would have to do is tell the "wife" he's going on a "business" trip and voila! - he's in LA enjoying his booty call.

    Get it? - "pirate" - "booty"??

    Anyhoo, since none of you know Johnny Depp personally, who's to say if he's on Viagra or not? You don't have to take in only to get it up, you also take it to get it to STAY up...

    Ent also doesn't mention what KIND of top ten list it is. Could be box office or critics choice..


    Cyn

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  100. Cyn, see my post earlier in this thread @ 2:19. Johnny has very recently said he lives 6 months of the year in LA. I don't think it's him, but I already said that in the earlier post.

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  101. Anonymous11:49 PM

    Pinky
    I'm with ya on that one

    "And I heartily disagree with Mark Walberg being 'hot' just looking at him makes me want to wash my eyes out with soap."

    for me he's the anti-hot

    ugh... cold + mechanical... ugh again

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  102. Anonymous2:24 AM

    I think the married/not married is a clue - otherwise he would have just said married or not... which brings me back to someone like the Heath Ledger guess w/him and Michele not confirming/denying whether or not they are married... don't know Pitt or Depp personally (although I would be more than willing to change the situation if he would just give me a call!) but they seem TOO recognizable to try and get away w/that stunt...

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  103. Anonymous3:01 AM

    I concur with the Marky Mark guesses. Some clues: "the local adult industry" could refer to his role in Boogie Nights. Also, the "sailor" reference could refer to his role in that movie he made about the Glouster fishermen.

    -Lawyagirl

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  104. Anonymous4:48 AM

    I'm only speculating, but I think Enty said he's married/not married because the guy is either not married or is living with someone. He probably did this because the married ones are many, but if he says unmarried or just living with someone, it will really narrow down the field.

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  105. Anonymous4:50 AM

    Johnny Depp!!!!!!!!

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  106. Anonymous5:42 AM

    Are you sure it isn't Lindsey Lohan? It really fits her. Except for the whole penis thing.

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  107. Anonymous5:48 AM

    Jim Carey,
    Top movies - Series of Unfortunate Events & Bruce Almighty

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  108. Anonymous7:15 AM

    Mark Wahlberg? Married/not married seems to imply that the person is not married but in a long term relationship and probably has children with the SO. He has two kids with Rhea. He's had a couple of good movies in the last few years i.e. The Departed, etc. He could probably fly under the radar if he dressed down and wore a baseball cap.

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  109. Anonymous7:15 AM

    Billy Zane? Below ENT says that he has been engaged for how long? He was in Titanic, movie about a boat=sailor. Anything else?

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  110. Anonymous7:33 AM

    Gotta rule out Bill Zane because ENT then he says "I guess we know he is not gay" and I don't think that could apply to Billy Zane :)
    I like the Jim Carrey guess too - he was who I thought of first, then changed to Heath... does Marky Mark live in LA? In other words, I like those 3 guesses - Health, Jim Carrey & Marky Mark

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  111. Anonymous7:41 AM

    Heath lives in NYC. Jim Carrey seems too recognizable to get away with this. I'm sure someone on the bus would have taken a cell phone picture and sold it to the tabloids. Mark Wahlberg could fly under the radar if he wanted. My guess is still Wahlberg.

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  112. Ent says he has "movie in the yearly top ten 2 out of the last five years"

    I take that as one move in the top ten ONLY 2 out of the last five years...that's our hint. Those rankings can be found here:

    http://www.the-movie-times.com

    There are lists by year. I don't know much about the animated movies i.e. what A-List actors were in them.. but it's a good place to start as it has accurate lists.

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  113. Anonymous7:57 AM

    Damon likes the man snaks, anyway.

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  114. Anonymous8:21 AM

    I am currently working on a great buddy movie sceenplay "Tijuana Tour", a 2007 remake of Cheech & Chong's Nice Dreams. I'll be sending this masterpiece to ZX & EL of course and I envision their connections snaring the casting of Brad, Johnny, Mark, & JLo. Kid Rock & Scott Stapp said we can use their awesome huge shiny black bus w/ incredible spinners, penis wind sock flying from the antenna and funky psychedelic neon under-lights for our mobile set.

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  115. Anonymous8:36 AM

    Ok, Hez - what if I don't wanna read your posts (heh)....

    My big question is this - who is the least to get recognized? I'll agree with Marky Mark with that one.

    Cyn

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  116. Anonymous8:43 AM

    It's Eddie Murphy...fact ya'll

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  117. Anonymous8:47 AM

    Tobey Maguire because:

    1. Would be most unwilling to trust anyone in L.A. due to his fear of not only Jen Meyer finding out, but her powerful father as well.

    2. He is, for my money, the most mediocre and mundane movie star out there, and therefore the least likely to get noticed.

    3. Didn't he used to part of the Pussy Posse with Leo et.al.? Maybe he's missing those days now that he has a baby and her mother to deal with.

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  118. Anonymous10:23 AM

    I think its Elvis.

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  119. Anonymous10:34 AM

    Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart?

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  120. Anonymous11:31 AM

    definitely Johnny Depp:

    1. married/not married - weren't there a news that Johnny and Vanessa got married but they later denied it?

    2. "a movie in the yearly top ten 2 out of the last five years" - those two POTC movies

    3. "brilliant actor"- duh?

    4. "He threw around money like a drunken sailor on shore "- shades of Capt. Jack Sparrow? LOL

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  121. Anonymous12:32 PM

    I'm from Tijuana, and we really don't care for celebs, maybe that's why Russell Crowe was treated to a beat down when he was filming in Rosarito a few years back, jeje. He really has an attitude problem!!!!

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  122. Anonymous12:48 PM

    yo jeFe I heard the story was that a female karate champion saved him from a barroom brawl in Rosarito in 2002.

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  123. Anonymous3:27 PM

    Steve carell

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  124. Anonymous7:11 PM

    Not to burst bubbles but with the help of link from poperah http://www.the-movie-times.com, it cannot be JD or BP, they have each had 3 top10 grossing movies in last 5 years. POTC, Charlie & the Chocolate Factory, DMC and Oceans 11/12, Mr & Mrs Smith respectively.

    Unless of course ENT forgot about Charlie. Then you are back to Depp

    hmmmm how about George Clooney? Only Oceans 11/12 and he seems the type to enjoy the camaraderie of a bunch of guys like that. We seem to be getting up on the married/not married bit

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  125. Anonymous7:35 PM

    Oceans 12 only finished 14th. boxofficemojo.com is where you find the rankings. The only A-List actors WITH 2 top 10 movies are Will Smith (Pursuit & MIB2), Tom Hanks (DaVinci & Polar), and Brad Pitt (Oceans & Smith). I believe everybody else has more or less. Tom and Will are married and I think ENT would have mentioned that. Brad fits the bill. And I believe they filmed part of The Mexican in Tijuana. The place with the brothels is an an area away from the main bars. There are 4 main ones, Adelitas, Chicago's etc. I know a lot of people who go down there and these are executive types. They say the girls are extremely beautiful. Just poor and thats why they probably hook. Brad seems like he would have a little bit of that wild side in him where he would do something like that.

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  126. Anonymous8:12 AM

    Whoever said Johnny is not sociable, that is not true. He is very sociable and has tons of 'buddies'. Do a little research and you will see this is true.

    I've been following Johnny for several years now and although I think he would dabble, I also think he would be a bit more discreet about it.

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